Blake Noble

Considering I do not have a high school diploma, I shall inquire about fucking magnets and how they carry out their intended function. I just wanted to squeeze that last one out.

Considering I have a high school diploma, I have nothing more to add and agree to your statement that I have quoted above.

This is about my car which is, by certain standards, a Ninety8Panther. I'd be happy to have a quirk like that versus this pain in the ass problem I have now. I'm too lazy to drive based on known fuel range. I sometimes drive like an asshole, so my range varies by as much as 20 miles. I want to drive, not do basic subtraction every time I pass Grandpa bring_Buick_back in his Landau Park Avenue.

Considering I have a high school diploma, this meme is already starting to run out of gas.

Considering I have a high school diploma, I believe I can detect that your statement was being directed at someone with a great magnitude of volume.

I brought Gramps his Geritol, rocker, house shoes, and paper. Think this will calm him down? Considering I have a high-school diploma, I shall have to unanimously agree with the correctness of your statement.

I'm going to college in September. That counts for something. At least I'll be doing more with my life than Gramps could have ever dreamed of. Maybe ... that's what this is all about? That and I also have 3 years worth of Vo-Tech classes (each course was supposed to be taken year after year, but they decided to do things in a screwed up way for feeder schools) in Auto Repair. I can also operate a damn forklift too.

lol funny title. Anyway, the Camaro's gas gauge has its head up its ass. Went out of town, filled it up to a half-tank. It was about a 100 mile trip there and back. My car will go for 400 miles on a full-tank, which a full Camaro gas tank holds 15.5 gallons. That equals up to around 25 mpg in mixed conditions. That's about average gas mileage for a V6 Camaro with a 5-speed. So if this is true, my car could have made this trip on about 1/4 of a tank, right? I've done it before, so it did it again, right? No. Apparently, it took the whole damn half-tank to do it. It also somehow managed to go about 50 miles reading flat empty. So today, I put five bucks in it. It obviously had more gas than it was reading. The gas gauge went to a 1/4 tank. Drove a total of 40 miles today. The car runs out of gas and I have to make a call to get a gallon of gas to me. Now I'm likely going to be out for a faulty sender and I still have no clue where the hell this insane rattling and squeaking from the back of the car is coming from.

You tell 'em. You graduated from the 12th grade, and you don't gotta take shit from no one. Now, get back to the grill and flip my damn burger. I ain't eatin' no burnt-up Big Mac.

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You obviously don't think before you write, do you?

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hahaha.

No, no it won't. With free apps, usually when you are done using the app, you already have a screen encouraging you to "BUY THE FULL VERSION!" 95 percent of the time. It's a trivial thing, I can overlook it, and I usually will buy the full version if I figure my money is worth it (mostly stuff like Grand Piano, Syth apps ... stuff I can sketch out ideas for music with). Technically, you already have ads with free apps, so why in the hell are more ads that aren't even pertinent to what app you have downloaded and are using acceptable? Steve Jobs is a douchebag. I shouldn't need to say that, though. One look at the guy and it's obvious. You run a multi-million dollar corporation, Steve-o. I think you can afford a damn jean belt with your fucking 501s and black, beatnik turtleneck sweater, you bald bastard.

I made it to the end. I raged. Hard. So much for considering replacing my worn-out iPod touch with a nice new one. So much for considering the iPhone (to maybe replace both my phone and iPod touch) this coming week when the family contract with Verizon expires. I don't want to download a free app and have a goddamn ad popping up every 3 minutes for Vick's Vapor Rub and Enzyte. I'd hate to be an early iPad adopter. You guessed it, the OS the iPad should have came with isn't supported.

Must I remind you where I live and then make a subsequent joke about it? I've seen a few pop up for sale around, you guessed it, southeastern KY.

I'm going to keep an eye out for one for sale locally and see where that might go.

Sparkles, glitters, etc.

A massive hard-on for this Comanche. How much does one of these go for these days? Under a grand?

You can't have one without the other. But, hey, I'd rather look like a dude who would feed someone through a wood chipper than a certain actor who twinkles. I'm very bitter about that ...

That's all the general public amounts to anymore. Are you honestly surprised? And if you think it's bad now ...

Which it will not go with while using Safari.

There's a tinge of Gaear Grimsrud in that photo.

It was a good guess, though, based solely on apperance. To illustrate the one main and very minute difference between the '80s Jaguar reissues and the original models from the early '60s: It's the waterslide headstock decal. The one Fender Japan used on the '80s reissues had a bold, black Fender logo surrounded with a gold outline. Also, below the guitar's name, there is a script that reads "With Synchronized Floating Tremolo." This particular headstock decal wasn't used until CBS (yeah, that CBS) bought Fender in the late '60s. The correct headstock decal for a '62-'65 Jaguar will have patent numbers below the guitar's name and a bold, gold Fender logo outlined in black. Of course, an original pre-CBS era Fender Jag wouldn't read "MADE IN JAPAN" on the heel of the neck. That amplifier is another interesting piece. It dates after CBS sold Fender to investors. It also pre-dates Fender's use of serial numbers on the inspection sticker, so accurately dating that amp would be hard to do without a Fender rep. Yeah, I am balthazar when it comes to vintage electric Fender guitars.