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Blake Noble

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  1. I'll just let this speak for itself. http://westky.craigslist.org/cto/1239859921.html
  2. It took me getting food poisoning to drive that point home, but yes.
  3. At around 12 AM on July the 4th, I learned to never let your best friend drive your car. And to never eat White Castle again. (Yes, those two things are related, and yes, the Firebird is a goner.)
  4. Andddd no one's laughing.
  5. Good one.
  6. You know, if you play a broken record or put a song on repeat in a room, everyone will eventually leave that room or change the CD ...
  7. You of all people should've been able to name the last one.
  8. Looks like an '82 Chevy ElCamino SS to me. I might be wrong on the year.
  9. The Douglass Sport GT-Hs on the Firebird are worse, I'd bet. With the windows down, you can hear them whir speeding up and slowing down they're so loud.
  10. Does smoking it cause a Communication Breakdown?
  11. Happy birthday SS, wherever the hell you are. Seriously dude. Don't put a hex on another man's wallet.
  12. My favorite plant is illegal.
  13. Nice CutSup. I should take some new pics of the '72 for you guys. The new front bumper's on; the only thing the exterior really lacks are the eyebrow pieces for the front corners (need paint) and the driver's side mirror.
  14. How about "Left with a trace of all that was, and all that could have been ..."? It's NIN, but it fits your case Camino.
  15. The Firebird is rapidly approaching 150,000. The Cutlass will roll over to 00,000 soon -- 100,000 miles there.
  16. Okay, you had the right spirit here, but here's what's wrong with that picture: Boobs too small. Face not terribly attractive. Boobs too small. Pale and not in an attractive way. Boobs too small. Did I say her boobs were too small?
  17. The truth: it's damn funny.
  18. I forgot, I had KFC this afternoon. Let me tell ya, a free meal tastes great, but it tastes even better when you know the chicken was violently abused.
  19. Can I have it's hide to use to make some nice seal-skin seats with for the Firebird?
  20. I'm going to have a polar bear steak with a side of mashed dolphin brains and gravy. Mmmmm, mmmmm that sounds finger-lickin good.
  21. Well lord knows she's a real country-fried buffet, you don't have to ask for seconds or thirds, just go right on up and grab another heapin' plateful after the other one's been licked clean.
  22. I call it PITA for obvious reasons. Also, PETA and PITA are homophones, which is fitting, because both acronyms stand for two things that are pretty homo.
  23. PITA, PITA, PITA ... tisk tisk. What are we going to with you? I think the next time I kill a housefly, I'll mail its crumpled carcass to PITA headquarters, just to see what kind of reaction I'll get.
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