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Heh. Yep. I bet you'll find some kicking around in the glove box of about half of Canadian cars.

p.s. What's the 2nd-gen Firebird connection, I couldn't find that...

Spyker C8 Double 12R. Wow. I'd never even heard of that brand.

zl-1, croc: I have emotional detachment. Trust me. I mean, she was a nice girl and all, but she doesn't even speak much English. How could I pretend like that was a good choice to have a child with? 91z4me: If there is a baby, it would have been concieved April 25. I got the call yesterday. cremazie: It was a Western brand condom, I can't remember for sure, but I think it was Durex.

Unless I'm missing something, don't I have to wait until it's born before this is possible?? Also - won't it be kind of obvious? I mean, she'd never been with a white guy before. So - if the baby is white (unlikely) then the questions will begin.

Bugatti Type 45.

There's no way I can afford to go back unless her family wants to pay for that. I don't think I would go even then - but I would have to think about it. ...and Fly, the reason I didn't talk to her on the phone is she speaks very very little English. Even with a Mandarin<->English book between us and body language, I still didn't know what she was trying to say sometimes. So, I don't think a phone call would work - at all.

I hear both of you. ...but how am I supposed to do a DNA test when she's in China and I'm in Canada?

Hmmm... never really thought of it as a setup. She said she didn't want anything... As far as the condoms go - yes, she definately knows what they are, and that I used them. She's the one who pointed out where I could buy some. I've heard of condoms breaking before - and pregnancies resulting. I just thought I would notice if this had happened. Mind you the first time was in the dark.

Thanks for the laugh NOS. I needed that. For now, I'm going over to my friend's place. He might be able to help me out a bit. I'll still appreciate everyone's advice here when I come back. Thanks to everyone for being such a community that I can bring things like this.

I'm 23, and single. I would never cheat on a girlfriend, nevermind wife...

So... I got a call on my cell phone on my way home from work today. It made me pull over - the first time I've ever had to. First, a little background. Some of you may remember, I went to China in late April / early May. While there, I picked up a girl in Beijing named Fei Fei (yes, you say it like the dogs name, let the jokes commence). She was really into me as I left for Nanjing. She came with my friends and I to the train station and everything. I've never seen a girl so torn up over a one night stand before. Different cultures, different reactions, I guess. So, she gave me her phone number, since I'd be on my way through Beijing on my last night there before flying back to Toronto. She had given me her necklace, which had a picture of her in it - so while in Hong Kong I went to the Jade Market to get her a 'replacement'. I figured it was only fair. I called her before I got on the flight, and found out she was still stuck in Shanghai on business and we wouldn't be able to see each other. So, when I got back to Beijing I figured I might as well leave her the necklace anyways. So I went into the store she worked in and got an envelope and paper, and left her a little note saying goodbye with my phone number. She had mentioned taking a trip to Toronto, so I thought hey- it would be nice to see her again. With that, I left China, and I've been back for almost 4 months now. So, I get this phone call today. Broken Chinese-accented English. It takes me a minute to get used to, then I can understand. It's Fei Fei's cousin who speaks (moderate) English. He is calling me for her. He tells me that she is... Pregnant. He tells me that she isn't coming to Canada, and doesn't want any help. She just wanted me to know. She will raise the baby with her parents. They'll call me to let me know more. Holy. F(*&ing. S^$t. I used a condom each time. I thought they all worked, I didn't notice any rips. At least she's not trying to get anything from me. I don't know what to think... who to tell... How can I ever tell my parents that they have a grandkid they'll probably never see? I have such a stomachache right now from stress - I'm just trying not to freak out. Any advice?

All the original names for the Sunbird: I believe they were 2000, J2000, and 2000 Sunbird. Three different years. Or... the Pontiac Persuit in Canada. The '05s didn't have the "G5" on there.

Even my superficial posts are super official.

Why not?? I've seen a Toyota serviced at a Chevy dealer.

I'm not surprised that it's selling well. I am, however, surprised that it's selling better than its' predecessor. The last one had fewer quality issues and was more attractive. The back on the new one is nice, but I just can't get over that pig-hit-with-a-shovel nose.

Burn on Kia!

No sunroof - no desire. I have a long torso. I've been in a few cars with sunroofs, and in all of them, I hit my head on the bump the edge of the sunroof makes in the roof. This includes: Cobalt Grand Prix Eclipse

Oh please tell me he wasn't assuming we'd be this specific without asking... If so... BS.

Hmmm... also: Why bother gearing it, if you're going to make it .99:1? Why not just a straight gear? Isn't that less components?

On a side note, does that quarter mile seem a little slow to anyone else?

100 octane is pretty rare Lamborghini Countach.

Why not just make them into a small website, then make your sig a link to that site? I'd never read most of those... so they just took up space on my screen.

1937 desoto.

...but the real question here is: Do people like Stephen Hawking have kids?? I'm not sure in his particular situation if he does or not - but if he is too busy to have kids or too geeky to find a wife, his intelligent genes never get passed on - hence evolution going backwards. Capiche? If evolution does go anywhere positive in the next few centuries, I can envision people getting better looking and more charismatic - because good looks and charisma help you land a partner.