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  1. or you could jsut show us some pics of yourself... ;)
  2. you're damn straight ;)
  3. nope...not at all ;)
  4. Nick

    Logo Game

    yea, I can't believe you guys didn't get saleen...how ambarassing...I got them all... :P yes, even the alfa romeo one (no shit...I am Italian...)
  5. well, if we're coming out of the closet, I might as well just go ahead and say it... I'm not gay... But technically you could argue if I am straight...I mean, I know I'd never be gay...no offense to gay guys...they got it down right...the woman is a spawn of satan...the root of all evil...but they are damn sexy...(well, some of them anyways) But I have never even gone out with a girl let alone kissed a girl let alone had sex with one...So at the moment, what am I? It won't be permanent though...my sister is hooking me up with a hot chick who thinks I am hot and thinks my car is sexy...or is it the other way around? whatever...
  6. just enough...I used to spend a lot more time on here, but I find myself on Bimmer forums more often now :P
  7. Stace should post her mug on here...
  8. We deffinitely need to meet up...LAIAS sounds cool, but some casual meets/drives along PCH and the canyons and whatnot would be cool too...
  9. Nick

    So...

    I'm gettin into this discussion in the heat of battle and kind late, but on the topic of pillarless I just had to post these...(especially the first one) The beautiful 850CSI http://www.unixnerd.demon.co.uk/e31.html the clk is pillarless as well
  10. got any more pics? :P :D
  11. shes got some nice breasteses....i think I can see a bit of nip in that first pic :P
  12. let's see...I got my windows limo tinted all the way around...looks damn sexy too. Washed my car like 3 times...took my car through some canyon/high speed runs...hung out with some friends, had a few beers here and there, my sister introduced me to this chick from her work. She's hot, thinks I'm hot, and loves my car (got the tinting just in time...bow-chicka-bow-bow). Also got some parts delivered for my car which I'm happy about and I just sent out an order to get new taillights and a nice short shift kit. I'm pretty happy, though I've got some homework to do.
  13. I'm pitchin a tent...
  14. Auto, yes...I'm sure it would be a bitch to control 1,100 ponies without it go here... http://www.lingenfelter.com/LingenfelterArticles.htm click on the "world's fastest street corvette" pdf file and it says all right there. Top speed of 230, 0-60 in 1.97, quarter @ 8.95 @ 153.7.
  15. yea, and what was the top speed (or estimated anyways...don't know if they ever got exact..) I believe it was around 240...
  16. Goatse & Tubgirl
  17. The Lingenfelter 427 TT vette did 0-60 in 1.98 and I want to say did the quarter in roughly 8.95 or something like that...all I know is that they got it in the 8's...
  18. try like 8.something...
  19. I would so take a sea doo ripping down that river...
  20. I know a lot of you don't like some of these mags and some of them aren't very good, but I figured at 8 bucks for a years subscription to each there's gotta be something worth reading in them...I'm ordering mine up now... http://www.magsforless.com/pd_automotive.cfm
  21. well, I never recieved this problem before, actually the first time it happened was just now, but it works again...strange...
  22. They don't call smaller versions of things "fun size" for nothin ya know ;)
  23. Nick

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    And that " assclown retard" who made that icon is still a member here though I don't remember who made it exactly, so watch what you say...
  24. I love Chico Chico * Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
  25. California * Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. * Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship. * Many animals are illegal to own as pets, including snails, sloths, and elephants. * Bathhouses are against the law. * In an animal shelter, lizards and snakes are treated under the same guidelines as cats and dogs. * No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour. * Women may not drive in a house coat. * It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. Arcadia * Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways. Alhambra * You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the proper permit. Baldwin Park * Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool. Belvedere * City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash." Blythe * You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows. Burlingame * It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds. Carmel * Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk. (Repealed when Clint Eastwood was mayor) * Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits. Chico * Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine. Downey * It is illegal to wash your car in the street. (Passed 1995). Hollywood * It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time. Lafayette * You are forbidden to spit on the ground within 5 feet of another person. Lodi * It is illegal to own or sell "Silly String". Lompoc * It is illegal to posses, own or raise roosters. This is considered disturbing the peace. Long Beach * It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course. * Cars are the only item allowed in a garage. Los Angeles * Toads may not be licked. * You may not hunt moths under a street light. * It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church. Breaking this law is punishable by a fine of $500 and/or six months in prison. * You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time. * Zoot suits are prohibited. * It is illegal to cry on the witness stand. * It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent. Ontario * Roosters may not crow in the city limits. Pacific Grove * Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine. Palm Springs * It is illegal to walk a camel down Palm Canyon Drive between the hours of four and six PM. Pasadena * It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss. Prunedale * Two bathtubs may not be installed in the same house. Redlands * Motor vehicles may not drive on city streets unless a man with a lantern is wallking ahead of it. Riverside * One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock. San Diego * The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250. * It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar. San Francisco * Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street. * Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash. * It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner. * It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear. San Jose * It is illegal to have more than two cats or dogs. -Ord. 7.08.595 Santa Monica * You may not play percussion instruments on the beach. Temecula * Ducks have the right of way to cross Rancho California St. at all times.
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