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Satty

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  1. Not a bad idea. Ford needs something, the F100 seems to be revived then die every other day.
  2. You know how Porsche sells 23 different 911 variations, and it seems slightly absurd? I wonder how many variations on a single theme Mini can pull off.
  3. Fill it with packing peanuts.
  4. I absolutely love the Regal and really like the Lacrosse and I'm not 70.
  5. A friend of mine in MO put something along those lines up in Facebook yesterday. I felt it, a few minutes later I got a text from my wife saying, "the f@#k was that?"
  6. Suzuki still exists?
  7. Saw one today, they're an acquired taste, that's fo' sho'.
  8. That's like when you were in high school and offered to partner up with the developmentally disabled kid on a project. Sure you look altruistic, but one of the partners doesn't really bring much to the table. On second thought, comparing disabled kids to Suzuki is unfair to the kids, they at least have a chance to be a useful member of society.
  9. Absolutely love it. I want to marry it. I want to have sex with it. Literally. My life will be incomplete if it ends without my penis penetrating this car. Do you get the point? I love it.
  10. Touch screen smart phones tend to be compact, its the ones with keyboards that waste pocket room. They are heavier, but that's the price you pay for being able to watch porn and play Angry Birds on a tiny screen.
  11. I've been thinking tablet because for casual surfing, etc while watching TV, my Dell Studio XPS laptop is kinda bulky and heavy...a tablet might really be useful in that context... The wife loves her iPad2, its great for killing time on the train. I think its nifty, but haven't felt compelled to get one.
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  13. White Fiat 500 that I want
  14. Yeah, well in Spain you have to deal with the gorgeous women epidemic. Jackass.
  15. Satty

    Huge cars

    Not an armrest in sight!
  16. Are all Subarus out, or just the Forester? An Outback Sport has standard heated seats and 20/27 EPA ratings. According to the Comfort and Convenience portion of the website the All Weather Package (which includes heated seats) is available on the 2.5i Premium 4 or 5-door, but it doesn't show up on the Build Your Own option sheet. Weird. Anyways, the Journey wouldn't be bad if you're craving a new car, but a used SRX would be a fantastic choice.
  17. Maybe the Avalanche gets its own plant?
  18. Satty

    Huge cars

    The Lucerne isn't bad for a mid-size. Maybe not if you're constantly hauling around linebackers, but the Jetta is far larger than what we need a vast majority of the time and perfect the rest of the time. Edit: Not sure how I doubled that one up....
  19. Satty

    Huge cars

    It would be fine if I needed to host a circus. But I don't. And because of the 14th amendment Buick can't sell a spotter along with it to ensure I don't accidentally back into an aircraft carrier or invade Poland with it.
  20. Satty

    Huge cars

    I got a chance to ride around in a Lucerne the other day, and that thing is unreasonably big. I mean seriously, three fat Minnesotans could have hot sweaty sex in back and the driver would never know. Its insane. I'm pretty sure that my son would get lost in the back seat. I'll stick to reasonably sized cars.
  21. I can get it for...um...I dont know how much out of my faucet.
  22. Nope, just a really fast Porsche getting off the line better than a really fast Corvette that didn't have launch control.
  23. Corvette got launch control in 2010.
  24. I'm sure there will be a few dealers who go ahead and do the conversion and put them on the lot. It's about time Jeep got around to this.
  25. $650 if the tires are good.
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