Today I used my flexcar account to pick up a Mini-Cooper to run some errands.
This car has the 6-speed auto with manual mode and paddle shift.
I was impressed with the car's roominess and more than ample headroom, but looking up, one sees what appears to be gray colored grade school felt covering cardboard. Most of the other interior materials however seem to be very nice. Handling was very good, very sporty. Ride was comfortable and not harsh.
Now for the bad:
Close your eyes, start the car, don't touch anything. Just listen...... rev the engine a little. Yup, you've been transported back in time and are now riding in your grandmother's '92 Escort.
ALL.. and I mean every single one of the controls and indicators are in the wrong location.
Tach? Directly in front of you.... ya know... where the speedometer should be.
Speedometer? over to the right
gas gauge? inside the furthest lower right quadrent of the speedo
Window switches? at the bottom of the center stack, wide enough apart that you much use your index and pinky if you want to hit both at once.
Radio? In the speedometer.
Except for the volume dial.... it's about 5 inches down the center stack away from the rest of the radio controls.
Turn signal has NO feel at all and it always returns to center even if the turn signal is activated.
Now for the part I'm going to enjoy the most:
The transmission..... as I said earlier, this car had paddle shifters. In automatic mode the tranny shifted with a small bump between each gear. It also had the tenancy to hold a higher gear longer than one might if one was in a row-your-own. It did lug the engine on more than one occasion. But wait! The Paddle shift mode! Naturally, I couldn't resist trying the system out. The transmission was fairly responsive to my inputs. A 2-1 down shift was a bit clunky, but tolerable.
I got the Cooper up to highway speeds, left it in 6 and then floored it.
Can you guess what happened?
Go on.... I dare you.
Guess.
It DOWN SHIFTED!!! Not to 5th.... not even to 4th... no, when I threw the hammer down, the Cooper dropped from 6th to 3rd gear at 70mph even though I was in paddle shift, manual mode! Here I am in rush hour traffic.... stunned... STUNNED...... that this BMW built, supposedly premium vehicle had such a low rent, bean counter, cost cutting transmission program. How dare BMW think they are smarter than me when it comes to shifting my Cooper? Whatever gear is good for me is good for my car.... and that's the way I want it to be. How am I supposed to tow my boat up over the mountains with a transmission like this!? This one glaring flaw ruins any sporting pretensions it had.
Anyway.... the fun doesn't end there. I would expect, since BMW already rudely overrode my command, that they'd at least put the transmission back in the gear I selected after the need for extra power was over.... but no. No the Cooper stays in 3rd gear at 70mph until you put it back up to 6 where you had it in the first place.
My time with the Cooper was coming to an end and I had to take it back to it's parking spot. I left it in 6th as I entered downtown Pittsburgh and made my way through town. To my surprise when I looked down I found that the transmission had been down shifting for me. I was now in 3rd gear making my way through the city.
I parked the car. Our time together was short, however I was reasonably impressed with most of it's driving characteristics. I'm not sure I'd pay as much as what Mini is asking for one, but I wouldn't hesitate recommending one to a friend who doesn't mind:
1. Out of place switches and dials.
2. A high priced small car with a lower than average fuel efficiency.
3. A Mini-Cooper that shifts like a Buick.....except... not as smoothly.