That is too funny,
We should start a thread on popular names and what they really mean!
FORD = Failure on Race Day, F*cked-Over Reconditioned Dodge, Forget Out-Running Dale
MOPAR = Mostly Old Parts and Rust
GM = Generation Midlife,
Chevy Chevrolet = Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Buick =
GMC =
Pontiac = Poor Old Nitwit Thinks It's A Cadillac
Saturn = Slow Ass Tincan, Usually Runs Never
Oldsmobile = Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
Mercury =
Lincoln =
Dodge = Drips Oil, Drips Grease Everywhere; Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Plymouth = Please Leave Your Money Out Underneath The Hood
Etc. we could have so much fun with this. I know there are some not PC versions but they are funny.
Shucks =
O'Rielly's =
PEPBOYS =
Be creative and come up with a blast of new name meanings.
Camaro = Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?; Chevrolet-Assembled Mustang Always Requiring Oil
Mustang = Motor Under Strain, Transmission Absolutely No Good; Must Use Supercharger or Turbo Against Normal GMs.
GTO = Gas, Tires, Oil
Volvo = Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
Acura = Another Crappy, Useless, Rotten Automobile; Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
BMW = Bitch, Moan and Whine, Big Money Waste
Honda = Had One, Never Did Anything
Toyota = This One You Ought To Avoid
Hyundai = Hope You Understand, Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive
Porsche = Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
One surprisingly apt for this conversation:
Jeep =Just Eats Every Part
Those were about all the ones I could think of. I know one for GMC, but it would likely offend half of the forum's population.