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Black and Blue Landscaper

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  1. for a jeep you need atleast a 2" body lift to get the 32" tires in with wheels that have (i think dont quote me) 5.75 backspacing to avoid rubbage wildmanjoe... where can i get those tires?? and i dont have the money or a spare vehicle to get 44 or 49 inch tires, but i have driven a cj5 with a 383 and 49" super swampers and i felt unstoppable
  2. camino is trying to figure out the location of his mind and get sup money 2gther...btw i am still working on the camino fund and will keep all of those interested posted
  3. i got new tires today...32 X 11.5 inches of fun in the mudd i am in love... :wub: :omfg: :metal: :cheers: :bowdown: :booyah:
  4. West Chester Law: it is illegal to urinate in public, unless is is on a friday or saturday between the hours of 2am-5am, in an alleyway but not on a building
  5. well that was easy good job nick
  6. What does a poor man have, that a content man wants, and that every man takes to his grave?
  7. so...does that mean that gay guys live longer than strait guys...and manly lesbians live shorter than strait women??? i dont get it...i think this thread is long dead some of you obviously missed the point...oh well
  8. i dig those ill send him those pics where would i find those???
  9. what ever takes away that stinky landscaper smell but i will wear grease like colonge just cuz i love that smell
  10. and i think i would get locked up for good being arab and all with fake missiles... by the way probs to the candian for being the first to find that i thought i was gonna have to post it myself.
  11. yeah the worlds worst women drivers is great but i think my fav is the suvee parked on next to the gas pump....probably some snoody biotch on the cell phone hit the gas instead of the brake....
  12. thanks sly ill sho him the pics when i see him next
  13. Hey thanks a lot! Thos are awesome! Jackass
  14. a buddy of mine has an '81 vette and is looking for another set of wheels i know you guys are the best at finding ANYthing on the internet so i figured i would ask all yall...thanx for the help
  15. do i just set up a personal account???
  16. i will def do that once i know how...
  17. jag is still there pups are big...and strong...and fast bob is hurtn and im in no position to drop any xtra money but hes been there for me and the goat is a long story that involved him getting rid of a vehicle that was "his" but paid for by an ex employer he used the goat to pay off the other guy so not to owe $19K on the spot and to have something other than his work truck to drive in the last few months camino and i have been paying for eachother's meals back and forth in time of need...i hate to be an a$$ but i do not want to hear anyone say anything more like that...if you think it keep it to yourself you are ignorant from the truth...
  18. the closest i have ever come to killing myself at work is any day that i go to work you can ask ANYONE i have ever worked for...
  19. well since Camino has been MIA for quite some time now due to a shatty computer i was gonna see who would wanna pitch in to get him a new cheepy computer so he could get online and grace us with his presence once again
  20. well my guess on the xB (crap) is that its priced cheap and they figure they can cram a lot of crap in it...so scion was focused on the younger crowd to be buyn'em left and right, but no one REALLY liked them of that crowd, but the baby boomers just ate'em up....idiots
  21. Sly...i have the same deadly symptom: get the job done, no matter what it takes... balthazar women do nag us to no end and i will give kutos to the man who invents the first remote that works on women (that mute button will be handy) and the turn on/off button ;)
  22. ok mute...since you just HAD to go there let me tell you the other events of my weekend that i left out...and anyone who doubts this can contact Camino, because he KNOWs what i am capable of and usually is the first person that knows friday night my best friend was at this party with his new girl friend, and she had a lonely sister which i spent most of that night endulging inside and out saturday night/ sunday morning the second party i went to...towards the end of the night the party had started to wind down and there were only a handful of people left...two girls i had been talking to all night were interested so i took them out for breakfast at the diner and then back to my apartment hence the 530am bedtime... if anyone can beat this i would like to meet you personally and party with you and oh yeah if anyone is wondering how...be a landscaper and you will learn that, "Landscapers plant'em DEEPER and BETTER."
  23. yeah hes workin on it he gotta get a new computer
  24. who has done anything like this??? its just great http://www.gophergas.com/funstuff/womenlivelonger2.htm
  25. so i wanna know how everyone elses weekend stacked up to mine? friday night i worked from 6-12am went home had a few beers then got called into West Chester (party town) got there and drank till 6am. woke up around 10am went home, had a few more beers, took a nap. then i woke up took a shower, had a beer (if anyone hasnt noticed yet there is a pattern here) and went to another party, which was actually for work and i did also a lot of drinkin there as well with Camino LS6, his family (hot sister), and friends. Where Camino LS6 had a speech and so did i, which was very, very slurred. after that i headed back into west chester picked up my buddies girl friend and a few of her friends then headed back out to my area to a graduation party of some girl i did not know. went to the party and found a free bar, 2 full kegs, and not a single person under the age of 35 other than my friends and myself. but that did not stop me from mingling and drinking. so around 1am the party starts to die down and mostly the younger crowd is left so we started playing baseketball which ended tragicly when the entire hoop (pole and all) came crashing down ontop of me giving me a large bruise and cut on my right arm. and around the 3am hour we went back into west chester to the diner had food, smoked, and talked for 2 hours. i stragled home after being buzzed for well over 24hrs and feel asleep around 530am. woke up at 830am went to work from 9am-10pm and that was my weekend. i did leave out some X rated material because im sure no one wants to hear and most will not believe it.... anyways who can beat that???
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