Uh... I used to be Honda Man.
I stole BV's identity... So I had to kill him. I traveled over to Pa... Found his house. I pretended to be a UPS delivery guy. When he opened the door, I grabbed him and through him in the UPS truck. I took him to an old worn-down shed in the woods where I tortured him. I made him teach me his ways... how to draw, chop, use extreme sarcasm... and the hardest of all; how to like that crappy brand of Pontiac. Ugh... Anyways, after that, I took an axe and chopped off all of his limbs. Then I picked up some huge rocks and dropped them on him to crush him. I then spilled gasoline all over his decrepit body and the shed. I burnt it.
So, I am now blackviper8891. If you refer to me as anything else or go to the cops, I will hunt you down and the do the same as I did to him...
:lol:
