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  1. Xmas has had control over me, so I finally am able to get on the 'net... 40 or so hours later. :D Anyways... HAPPY ATHEISTIC XMAS, EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!! Twas a pleasant one for me... I guess. Ended the day $500 richer with some decorative lighting (not what you think), a nice shirt (I actually like it, pic of me with it on coming soon), a leather wallet (asked for it; needed one and wanted it to match my leather jacket), some colougne (Bod man... meh, atleast it smells somewhat better than the shit I wear), condoms (haha... gotta love my mom... and how she said "don't be like your cousin and knock some girl up"... oh the ironyt *shakes head* ), love drops (lmao... don't ask), a flashlight (doesn't use batteries!), a Heinicker magnet set w/ bottle opener (gag gift, but I'll use it, hehe...), and some Dove chocolate ('nother gag gift, but I oh so love dark chocolate... mmm)! We went to both grandparent's, as always, and had fun. Moreso on my mom's side (dad's side is more... religious, if ya know what I mean). Let's see... there I drank a Smirnoff, a Miller lite, and few glasses of Margarita!!! Also, we played cards (Cad/31.. whatever you call it, my favorite game). My family is funny, though... the whole night was filled with laughter because of my drunken aunt (she's a nut... the youngest, the wild one). Anyways, once we came home... the fun stopped but I won't get into that. So... my Xmas wasn't too superficial, eh Croc? :lol: :D
  2. Well, there once was a time when I spent all my money on diecast and #24 stuff... and when my birthday/xmas gifts consisted of only that for the most part. But it's been a year or two since then. Now all my money goes toward my car/future car and music and I ask for... better gifts that I can use like money, clothes, etc... Haha... so I take it you don't like my cluttered walls? :D Well, that's me. I hate empty space and my ugly walls so I cover them up with loads of posters and such. I mean... I'm a Pontiac fanatic; just look at the interiors of them... :P Yeah... thanks. B)
  3. If Kappa was flexible, which it is not, that'd be a great idea...
  4. Well... since he was the only one to try, WMJ wins! Mr. WMJ got 23/28 and was the only participant. Your prize: You may claim your prize by traveling to Brookville, giving me a BJ, and transporting it home. Enjoy! :D
  5. 57?!?!? :o In PA?!?!?!? ...Damn, it's warmer today, but it's only like 40-45 on this corner of PA... As for washing cars in winter... IDK, my car doesn't deserve to be washed, so... :P
  6. Yep. :D Damn Fiero hatin' super bitch...
  7. Cory Wolfe

    Curtain Call

    Okay... :D
  8. Okay... but don't say I didn't warn you. :D Here they are... Also, since they were hard to see in the original pics, here's the collection I have in my room and out in the hall...
  9. Already read it, but don't worry... She's on my people to pay a visit to before I die list... :D
  10. Cory Wolfe

    Pictures!

    And what's that supposed to mean...? Tree hugger? In the way that I'd rather not see forests cut dowm, yes. Alright, bastard. You too, Solara Satty. You guys are all such bastards. First questioning my driving skills, then thinking I'm a tree hugger, and then saying that the Fiero I described, which would be immune to engine fires (duh), would burst into flames... Jeesh, you're all lucky that I'm in my usual good mood, today. Otherwise, I'd be packing my gun and going on a road trip. B)
  11. Screw out of the ordinary... I'm posting them all (as in that were my parent's.... :P ). Well, my first and so far only car was a 95 GAGT coupe with a Quad4 and 5spd as you all should know. Now it's for sale becaused the Quad4 was a serious POS of an engine (but it ran great) and the GA was full of little inconviences that drove me nuts. Did I mention that it's for sale? (someone buy the damn thing already!) Anyways, of what I can remember... My dad had a 60s Skylark when he was young. Might have been his first car. Anyways, one night he was drunk and had parked along the road and passed out. One of his buddies came along and woke him up (bad idea). So my dad goes on his way... about 1/4 mile until he hits a bridge. Ruined it and got the first of his however many DUIs. He also had an old 70s Mustang II. According to him it was a huge rustbucket and had major mechanical problems After that he had a jacked up 80s Chevy pickup, red. I don't remember it, but I was a baby when he had it. He appearantly sold it to his brother sometime. And after that he had an 80s Cutlass, yellowish and brown two-tone. I remember it in a few instances. I have some pics of it, too. Don't know the story about it... Next up was the 77 Chevy Scottsdale p/u. It was silver with light blue strips and lots of chrome. Had the awesome 350ci small block V8. That truck ran great and went through anything. I remember going through 2ft+ deep snow and mud as well over all sorts of logs. He also hit quite a few deer with it, but never did any damage (had a chrome push bar on the front). He also wrecked it once. After a while, though, it started to rust and have problems. He painted it camouflage, then flat black, then he finally parked it and sold it. After that was an 89 Cavalier he got off my grandparent's. It was white and used to be my aunt's. He drove it for a little while and ended up hitting a huge buck with it. He gave it to another brother. Around the same time was an 89 Chevy C/K Cheyenne he got off the same brother he gave the Cavvy to. It was red and was a POS. The engine had to be replaced twice (4.3L V6) and had a multitude of problems. After a while, he sold it back to his brother. That, somehow, was the last vehicle he owned and it was about 4 years ago. Since, he's been driving company trucks. Ford company trucks, at time... My mom's first car was an 83 Plymouth Turismo. I don't remember much of it, but it started out black until my dad painted it white. It got traded in for her next vehicle... An 89 Regal Limited coupe. It was silver and loaded. I always loved that car. The styling, the digital dash, the power everything, and just the sheer coolness of it (well, when I was young, that's what I thought). It was a deer magnet, though. My mom hit two deer with it while my dad hit one too. After that, he painted it gray metallic and it looked pretty nice. He ended up selling it to another brother. I didn't like that since I always wanted it... Next was the car that started my love affair with Pontiac, a 96 Grand Am SE 5spd, purple. That car was fast (and is still the fastest she has owned, and faster than my GA) and it was fun. She drove the hell out it. It ended up getting the transmission replaced since my mom ruined it (she learned to drive a stick with it). Brakes were always a problem too. In 2000 she traded it for... An 00 Grand Am SE, bright blue. I liked it. Basically, I wanted it too. It was leased, though. Anyways, brakes were always a problem with it too, but it was generally problem free until the accidents. First, she was coming home from a party for the Business she was in (Quixtar, I think) and she was drunk. She somehow took a wrong turn onto a dirt road, not knowing it was a dirt road. Driving too fast on dirt and gravel resulted in her hitting a bank and sliding into a bridge. She, amazingly, wasn't caught for a DUI but received some traffic violations including leaving the scene of the accident and not calling the cops before the tow truck (first off, how was she to get help if she didn't leave the scene and how was she to know to call the cops first when she just thought her car was stuck, not undrivable?). Anyways, that set the car up for loads of problems. The second accident was strange. Basically, one of my teacher's daughters rear ended her while she was turning onto a road. That set the car for problems as well. Once we got our exchange student, Esteban, we turned the car and and bought... The shitty-piece of shit-POS Blazer! Talk about worst vehicle ever owned. The problems started on the first day and have never ended. Since I don't want to write a novel, I'll won't list the problems we've had with this stupid f**king thing... God, I hate it and because of it, my parents will probably never own another GM vehicle. I don't blame then even though I'll stand up for the POS. :angry:
  12. Cory Wolfe

    Pictures!

    Alright... tell you what, if I ever find a Fiero with an LS1 swap for cheap and my parents stop being stubborn and let me buy the damn thing... I'll beat all you, or atleast put up a damn good race.
  13. It (along with the others) came from a brochure/advertisement in a Jan issue of C&D or MT, can't remember. So what? I think you need to post the pics!!!! He he he And, Walt ... excellent pics!!!! [post="62653"][/post] Alright, but I must warn you... the smell may somehow creep it's way onto the pics, into your computer, and into your house. It may be overwhelming and make you pass out... :P That and if you're not a fan NASCAR MCs done in rainbow and flames paintjobs with #24s on the sides, you might want to see pics. :D
  14. Yes... I do. Especially the front bumper off of your Fiero that you kept. I'd do that... but I haven't had my car ran into yet (that and car worth having the front bumper :P ). Also love the #3 collection... Guess I'll have to post my #24 collection. :D Messy den and all.
  15. I'm bored, so here are all the past sigs I have on Photobucket, some from other forums. And perhaps a future sig...
  16. Not a real HEMI, baybee!! Anyways, have I said how much this interior looks like ass? I think my 95 GAGT has a better interior...
  17. Definitely to each their own... I hate the 5-series. It's about as beautiful as fat, hairy ass. If you like that... fine with me, but keep it away from me. Yuck.... :D If you have to have a Bangled Bimmer, the 6-series (specifically, the M6 coupe) is the way to go if your name starts with B, ends with 1, and rhymes with "back viper ate ate mine won". But in any case... Bangled Bimmers are bad. I'll take any pre-Bangle Bimmer... :P
  18. Hah... actually, no. None of them are for me. I'm waiting until I sell my vehicles to decide whether I want money or gifts. I'll end up just taking money anyways, though. So... no gifts for me, I was a bad, bad boy. :D
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    Pictures!

    Actually, it'd be an interesting race. 240SXs can do 0-60 in about 7 seconds, I think... You look like someone I know... Did I ever tell you that? See? I'm not crazy.
  20. Oh... well since I was 16 when I first replied to this thread, I'll say that I'm now 17. :D
  21. Ah... cool, Cort. I didn't post pics of the models in my den (the door is to the right of that bookshelf in the above pic). It's been well over a year since I've cleaned it so it's messy and it smells... :P That and it has a bunch of Jeff Gordon stuff (more than what I have of Pontiac stuff, believe it or not), but not enough people here like NASCAR. So I'd probably have a riot of angry C&Gers chasing me with torches, if I posted pics of it. :D Also in there is my desk where I draw my masterpieces. :lol: B) Haha... That's why it's messy... so many drawings and I just put them all over (the floor, my desk, my shelves, my stands... you name it).
  22. Probably just a touch over... 3 Camaros, 2 Challengers, and 1/2 Mustang. :D Why?
  23. Are you... calling me a pussy? :lol: So... if I were to... IDK... get the new GTR when it comes out... and well... uh... race either of those three... I'd lose? Because, if so, I'd have to say you're wrong. :P Until I get my damn Firebird/Fiero, that is... <_< :D
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    Pictures!

    Except that one... From Blu's challenge... Oh... so you go for older guys. Alright, I can respect that. Just let me... well, in the words of Cartman "sucky, sucky, 5 dolla!" :rotflmao: :AH-HA_wink: Well... once I get my 240SX, I'd like to see you smoke me. B)
  25. Front: good, rear: bad, side: average, interior: bad. Overall: not good. :huh: Camaro, please...
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