Cory Wolfe

Well... I'm single and probably will be for a few more years. It isn't funny, I'm serious. Stop smiling, you bastard! It isn't funny! That's it... you're a dead man, Mr. BV. *takes out gun* *shoots computer screen* Score!!!!

FWD Grand Ams and Grand Prixs have... you guessed it, loyal followings. So.. smack my ass and call me Grandma. You can't change it or manipulate it no matter what you say. Dirty little haters.

Click Here. I'm bored, so this is thread for all things Grand Am.

Well... what do you think?

You lived in a trailer? For that long? Wow...

Do it. I dare you.

Or it could be for the winter...? I know the guy that bought the green Civic EX I previously wanted has the ugliest wheels on it for the winter. Since I mentioned it, he put the ugliest spoiler possible on it as well...

Well, I'm not a retard when it comes to it... But some. I mean, I've had ATVs since I was 8, I think, and I've learned to work on them, but never anything major. Basically, I take things apart, put them back together, and do basic maintainence stuff. That's about it.

What NOS said. I'd like to do that with the trailer we used to live in. It's currently being lived in, however, by strangers. I don't remember much of it, but enough to know some basics. Home movies helped...

I understand, but you are. It's obvious, isn't it? Anyways, I've been thinking since that post. How about this... if you could somehow find a running Quad4 for $500 or less, to see the odds of finding one or even that hypothetical one, I'll think about it. If I can afford it, maybe my dad or an uncle could help install one. I'm just hesitant about putting my money into it and I'm getting a little frustrated about being without a car, that I want to get rid of it as soon as possible and with as little effort as possible. I am being stupid, I know it and it's what you're actually thinking.

I just remembered one... Kid Rock's "Bawitdaba" in 4th grade, I think.

Damn... and I haven't even seen it once, yet. Someone needs to steal me some weekend...

Heh... I've gone to a city 20 miles away before and that took forever and used up a tank by the time I got back. Going to Philly would be insane... Nothing's too far away. Just get your ass up here and buy it. Since I'm desperate, $2700 and it's yours. That's $100 less than what I'm selling it for and $300 less than what you'd pay. That should cover the trip.

Some people make me think if they have ever heard of this saying: "The consumer is always right". Doesn't seem like it... If they went DOHC V6s, give 'em to them. How do you expect to win back buyers by not offering what they want? Impossible, using that logic.

Looks good, but the silver is a little plain and that auto is a little weak. Your still a lucky bastard, though. Also, your NOS impersonation needs to be... more one with the GTO.

Um... I'm not sure. I don't think I remember any. ZZtop songs, I guess, sort of have that as they were almost literally the first band I was ever interested in. Mostly got that off of my dad. Same with Poison and my mom. Otherwise, well... nothing stands out at the moment. But right now... my obsession is System of a Down. Love 'em. I bought three CDs of theirs already, in the past 5 months or so. Plan to buy atleast two more the next time I'm in Dubois.

Haha... my eyes are a grayish blue. I'm not sure if they change color, though.

So... it must look like the Impala's, Tahoe's, LaCrosse's, etc, etc, etc...? The interior is worse than the exterior. It's pathetic. It has absolutley no originality. Forget trying to look foreign, it isn't trying to look like anything. It's a dash, just a general dash. This is another thing that seems common throughout GM. I'm already on the line with GM... any more and GM may lose me. Interiors like the Enclave are giving me hope, though. I'm just getting sick of it. These so-called transition vehicles are the worse I've seen, design wise, inside and out. Also, FYI, I don't want every interior to look like my favorite. I don't want that with exteriors either. I just want good designs from GM, specifically Pontiac. I can easily study a design to find out which it is. Seems that most of you guys don't. Perhaps it's because of what I do and plan on doing so for my career.

Yes, I have a garage, but it's a super tight fit... and has dirt flow in which the cats use as their litter box. Yeah... it's the perfect garage for that. Otherwise, I would, but I don't want to put any effort into that stupid POS. I would rather get rid of it, however that may be. If I really cared all that much, I would put effort and money into it, but I don't. At this point, getting my money's worth out of it isn't a concern for me. If someone else paid for it and put the effort into it... whatever, but that probably won't happen and I'd be selfish by doing that. As I said, some of you guys seem so worried about... Why don't you just take it out of my hands and make a profit because of it? I don't want it. I don't want to put effort into it. I don't care about profit. Am I being stupid? Yes. So just do it, you're all smarter than me.

Oh... how'd I miss his post? Well, forget that, then. I'd love to, but no one seems to want my 300EX. Such a heartbreaker... Looks like I'll be without a car for a while.

Yes... A theme. As for a helmet? Well, I've been riding since I was 7 and I have never wrecked or been thrown off. When I ride without a helmet, I take it easy regardless. So... Nope, no helmet. You can't go nude without leaving the helmet behind, too.

Steelers!

Well, I have looked at it; Me and my dad. Didn't tear it it down or anything, though. That and the guys that I've been listening too own Grand Ams like mine and have worked on them. They know their stuff and I explained everything in much detail. I'd take it to a mechanic, but I don't want to pay for such. I'm cheap that way. Plus, I have no desire in me to really work on this car. It's not worth my time. I wanted to sell it before the problems occurred and now just want to get rid of the damn thing. Seeing it sitting in my driveway each day I wake up angers me. Seeing it disappear would make me so happy. I'm just too greedy and cheap that I want money for it to disappear.

I dislike the 300, think the CTS-V is beautiful, and think the Enzo is borderline ugly. The G6 coupe and Lucerne are as I mentioned. The Lacrosse is a mix of what I mentioned. I think the Cobalt looks good, though. It doesn't give me that inbetween vibe. It is decently Chevy. Anyways, again, I just get this inbetween vibe from them as well as an outdated one. Neither looks like their respective brand's theme nor like any other brand's. Both lack substance and soul as well. They could easily be badged as anything. There's nothing distintive about them that makes it clear which brand they are. That entire combination didn't make for attractive designs. Both look weird, yet bland while the details are dated. Also, I don't feel that GM went the right direction with them. Truthfully, I haven't really liked much of what GM has come out with lately. It started once Lutz arrived and had input into designs already being developed. Some that are all him, though, have looked good (like the Sky, Aura, Tahoe, and Enclave). Bah... I can't think what more I wanted to say at the moment. Damn headache...

The FX45 wouldn't even directly compete with the Enclave. It is much smaller and on a RWD/AWD platform. It only has two rows of seating. It is much more sport oriented.