Cory Wolfe

Another new saying... And it has a double meaning.

So, I'm the result of a tragedy, then? Mom got pregnant at 18, close to the end of high school... got married in the summer... had me in December. Now, because of that... You guys have me! I'm not a tragedy!

All time fav would have to be the Toronado Trofeo (or however it's spelled).

What Camino said... Currently storming out, here. Sounded like fun, though, Satty.

Everyone must go to Gettysburg do one of those... um... you know... battle field tours or whatever they're called. Freaky stuff. Anyways, around my area? I don't really know any off the top of my head... but I do know... you don't want to walk through Tait Road at night. That, too, is some freaky stuff. Even riding through it gives me the chills.

Yes, NOS... why do you pop your collar? I think we'd all like to know... Allergies?

No, but you can be mine... and we can play with each other... all day... and all night... until we get too sweaty... from playing... with each other... and we'll get wet... together... I only mean that literally. I swear.

Hot Pink. Get it right. But yeah... this is Brookville, remember? Well, technically my room was riced before the Grand Am was. I know... it's awesome, but considering where I live, I thought this was an appropriate theme to show off hot-pink-accented room, since I finally got a new bulb for my black light. Porn? What porn? Oh... you mean that porn. It's straight guy porn. My gay porn is on the computer... well, the internet. So, try to find that with a black light! Anyways, I added some more hot pink and I also got another pack of the neon paper. I now have interchangeable colors to put up over my black light to make my room glow... The color depends on the mood I'm in. Neon green, orange, and red in addition to the other two. Party time!

Yeah... I'm so gay. Hot pink and neon yellow for my black light. It's hard to see, but the yellow makes my entire room glow, while the pink... well, it's just awesome. It all compliments my dance light, multi color strobe light, all red traffic light, red string lights, and white christmas lights well. My room is dangerously electrifying, literally.

My playlist is in the form of CDs which I paid anywhere from $10 to $20 each for.

Sixty8... you really should move down here and be my neighbor. You're crazy enough to and you love me. What possible reasons could you have not to? I mean... No one around here is into cars like you, so I'd probably be up there every day. That and come on... it's Brookville (well, technically Ramseytown)! It rocks here (sarcasm)! That and you'll live next to a race track... It's to the right of the house, in that field. The white building you see is on the dirt grandstands. My house, is in that valley, below that small gray house. The second pic shows how close you'd be to me.

Here it is... my old Suzuki. *sigh* Damn exchange student...

Exactly.

After all this time... from when I started posting drawings back in Feb. 04 to when I recently posted pics of my parent's old vehicles... I have lacked the one crucial element that made me use my digital camera... a scanner. Well, guess what. I now have a scanner... Finally! It's not hooked up yet, though. We are going to wait until we restore the hard-drive for 5th or 6th time. Stupid piece of $h! computer... But... Yay! Scanner! Woo! Haha!

Diet Pepsi should be illegal... but I started drinking it again. Damnit.

Yes... three-wheelers are fun. I miss my old Suzuki 125. That thing wouldn't die until Esteban wrecked it into a tree. Hell, it still run perfectly even then! The rest of it was too messed up, though, and the throttle was stuck. I need to get some pics of it... I think my uncle has it. Hmm...

I hate you. I royally hate you. For one, you have nice abs. Two, you're straight. Three, I don't have abs like that. And four, I can't have you. You bastard. Never post pictures of your stomach again (don't listen to BV, he's just jealous)!

Yes... everyone knows why the Blazer is a POS. As for the Silverado... it, too, is a POS. A mini POS, though. Mini POS's aren't as big of POS's as regular POS's. But why, you ask? It isn't new and it's had it's share of problems, according to my dad, who is friends with the guy who had it before him. That and it also has problems with pushbutton 4wd system. WTF is up with that system? Mom's Blazer, Dad's Silverado, Grandpa G's Silverado, Grandpa W's S10, and a Great Aunt's Blazer all have problems with it. Which is 5 way too many. Anyways, I'm not taking away from the Silverado. It's an excellent truck and is atleast 10 times better than the F-150 he previously had. That and it matches my Grand Am! Their both green and angry!

The Elantra is ugly... The Azera isn't. There's a difference. And no... this isn't about size. The other cars styling... well... laughable at best. For one, I don't like Taurus's, Infivolksq45passpheawagoniti's, or stingy/frumpy/weird mobiles. So... don't make excuses. Melted butter appearantly means being more attractive than it's competitors... especially that Avalon. It doesn't even look luxurious... or elegant... or classy... or expensive... or interesting... or anything related to being even remotely attractive.

No one wants to comment on POS and mini POS (mini being the Silverado )?

Mud rubbed all over my skin... Mmmm... what a feeling! I hate Ryan. If he was gay, I'd love the hell out of him, though. A month? Try three f@#king months. Damn people... don't know a good ATV when they see one so they end up buying POS's like that damn TRX200 sitting in my yard. What a piece of $h!... It even has "Piece of $h!" written on it. Thanks, dad. Anyways, I got it muddier, but not much so. The weather got semi cold and rainy, suddenly.

Well, I like the Azera. It looks a hell of alot better than the Lacrosse, Lucerne, and Avalon. Those three range from Taurus knock-off, bland multi-car knock-off, and frumpy, but bland, yet weird. The Azera is the only one that looks elegant and stylish, IMO. The rest... you couldn't pay me to own. I'm not a fan of any of their interiors, though... They all suck, design-wise, if you ask me. The Lucerne, however, also sucks material wise. I mean... the Lacrosse has better plastics...

I don't believe I have ever posted any pics of the Blazer and I know I haven't posted any of my dad's "new" Silverado work truck... So... why not since it's nice out today, right?

Since I can't seem to sell the damn thing, I've started riding it the past few days since the weather's been... well... not great, but not cold with temps around 60. It was a relieving experience since life has sucked for the past two months. I had fun. It was extremely muddy, though... the dirt roads were the muddiest I have ever seen them. The one was an absolute mud pit, but they were all mud pits. With practically bald tires, I slid all over the place, but it kept the amount of mud flinging down. So, I was surprised at all the muddier I got. Hmm... muddiest, muddier... are those even words? Anyways, I'll be getting it even more muddy today. Muahahaha...

That sums me up... just more confusing and wierd, though.