Cory Wolfe

Well, forgot to tell of my dealer hopping experience I had last night. You want to know something? I need to stay away from the GM dealership. You see... there is this sweeter than possibly sweet 06 GTO there. Red, 6spd, opt wheels, and the new clear taillights... God, I was drooling all over it. I'm liable to cause a drool flood if I go there again.

Alright... I won't annoy you any further.

Poor Ocn... Anyways, it's pretty hard to mess up my haircut. I always get the same thing... "Just cut it short". Easy. Simple. Seriously hard to f@#k up. But some do, to my amazement. Sometimes, though, I just feel like saying "Have fun with it... do what you think would look good".

You know... I got the same flashbacks. But it popped into my head and I didn't want to copy your "ba-dum-cha".

Alright... let's play "The Price is Right"... *yells* That's too much!!!

Let's put it this way... Price being equal, I'd take the Azera over ANY of its competitors. Simple as that. Avalon? Don't make me puke. Lucerne? Don't make me laugh. Price, value... the "deal", whatever... has absolutely nothing about it. This car is competitive and when you consider subjective things such as styling... Baddabing! BV likes it over the posers. If you can't understand that, then put a fairly big, dirty, smelly sock in your mouth. Alright? No one wants to hear your continously ridiculous comments. Jeesh, Reg... Yes, OC, he desperately needs a blowjob or something...

Thank you. Hopeless, indeed. Still, I'm not going to overpay for it. I know my limits and I know when someone is out of touch with reality. As far as parts go... You know, I really don't care. If it isn't as reliable as I'd hope it'd be, I'll just get rid of the damn thing. Isn't that what I'm doing with the GA? Well, was? Or... will be? Oh hell... IDK about that GA anymore. It's not fixed yet and it isn't looking good. As I feared, a headgasket might not be all that's wrong with the damn thing. Still not sure though... haven't gotten far enough to determine that yet. Maybe this weekend (damn lazy ass dad... almost as much so as me)...

Oh my... I'm been drunk a good amount of times. Not all the time, just every once in a while, but when I drink, I don't stop unless the supply of alcohol stops. Is that a bad thing? Possibly... lots of people in a family are alcoholics. I must have that nice gene. But yeah... I get drunk a few times per year. Usually at the occasional party and on holidays and such. First drank on New Years of... 2003, I think. Yeah, that sounds about right. Since, I've been at all levels of consumption (..did I spell that right? Jeez...): a few for the taste, just enough to feel good, enough for me not to be shy, enough to really feel it, so much as to be barely mobile, too much where I'm puking, immobile, and not remembering anything in morning... while dealing with a massive hangover, putting me out for a few days. I enjoy it, though. It's fun. Super fun. I suppose, but the stories my family tells and shows pics of were... well, I know just about everything that goes on around here and it's a total bore-fest compared to back then. They say it, I see it, we all realize it. Partying and all of that is down and not as wild here.

I hate Blazers, but love to cruise around in our POS and use that 4.3L V6.

Oh yes... forgot about that, also because I'm special.

Considering country would shorten up to "count"... Silly Croc. No, croco. I don't think you've mentioned me yet, have you? If so... well... I'm special, I have an excuse. Anyways, personally, I forgot to mention Cort. How could I have done that?

Still waiting.

Know how I said a BMW 325 coupe or sedan? Well... a 318ti wouldn't be all that bad, would it? Honestly, I'm asking. There's one for sale in Brookville. It's green, has a tan int, manual tranny, and a moonroof. It's monotone, too... no ugly gray ground effects or black bumpers that I always see of 3ers. I don't know the price of it... but I'm going to find out. If it's low enough and if I think I can deal with a 318ti, I'm going to try my hardest to get money. I might even go to my grandpa to see if he'd loan me some money (he... has a nice retirement plan ). He's my best bet, if my parent's can't or won't get a loan. But... what do you all think of 318s? Bad? Decent? Good enough? It's still a BMW and still RWD... and still would have a manual...

You're 12, aren't you? That's too young. I mean... they would only be topless pics, but... I'd feel weird having any possible attraction, so just don't. You're too young, damnit.

You're too young anyways... Don't want anyone thinking I'm some sort of sick pervert. Well, I already am, but... you know what I mean. I'm not a Priest.

Well, not necessarily, but like enzl said, you need to get out more. Let's analyse: Yeah... can you post your real response now? Please? Again... your real response? All this blind sarcasmic statements are killing me. :rotflmao: Exactly.

Actually, I think I'm the six-packer... the gay six-packer... of Smirnoffs, not beer.

You suck, too. You both suck. I hate you guys.

Or I could order the Ab Belt!!!!!!!!!!

Oh my... thanks for the laugh. The sarcasm got me... You can post your real response, now.

Sixty8... you weren't supposed to change the whole thing... Just the size and my name.

Yeah... you suck. My exercise includes... um... walking up and down the stairs as well as some light walking... and sitting. Woo... can't help but break a sweat doing all that.

I do, too, but you can get on my nerves sometimes... Especially with a sig like that.

Damn... I hate to see an IS smashed up like that. It doesn't look much worse than my mom's GA did when she wrecked it, but it looks like there's the possibility of structure/frame damage, as ocnblu said. I'm not a mechanic, though...

I'm waiting.