Cory Wolfe

I had something planned, you know... I did. I fell asleep, though. Wait... I already posted in this thread didn't I? Oh... crap... I did. Um... April fool's! This post was a joke! Haha... I got you all. Losers... big smelly foolish neck-tie wearing balogna eating losers! Hardy har har...

Oh Harry... I get my prescriptions for free. I have good health insurance. All you have to do is ask... and I'll get you some and bring 'em down. I'll be sure to bring some friends. But that'll be all I'll do... *wink* ...just that, right? Nothing else, of course. Being 17 and all... And you never got any PMs from me, right? Of course you didn't. Those rumors are false, right? And we never met up on the 27th of Feb, right? Of course we never did. Stupid people with their stupid rumors, right?

Tarining wheels? What are those? Anyways, no you silly boy... if a four-wheeler were a dirtbike with training wheels, it'd have three rear wheels and one front one. Duh... A three-wheeler is closer to that than a four-wheeler. You must have been joking, right? ...Being April fool's day and all... right? Or were you serious? Oh my... I think you were. *speechless* Well... four-wheelers are better either way. I can do anything a dirtbike can... plus burnouts and donuts. You can't do those very well on a dirtbike. Don't say you can because I know... I also have a dirtbike. Haha... you were going to be totally owned, if you did. I rule, you don't. Na na na NA naaaaa... I'm done now. Bye-bye.

April Fool's rules!

How'd you know? Anyways, I'm not done yet... just wait until tonight or tomorrow for my latest conquerings.

Didn't fool me for one second... Buickman.... Ha!

Buickman is a disease. The cure? Banning... for once and for all.

Honestly... ask yourself, what is GM's worst platform. Whether you're a fan of W bodies or not, there is not one single platform GM has that could be considering worse than the W body. Anyways, I did not know he was gone when I responded.

What GM vehicle with the push-button 4wd system doesn't? Yes, it does. It's a POS and serious gas hog... although is fun to beat on. Puts a smile on my face when I do... But yes, this Fit would... uh... fit my mom perfectly for all the more she uses the Blazer for.

I'd share some recipes... but none of them are very healthy.

Other than the somewhat high price and those odd headlights, I kind of like it... for what it is. It'd suit my parents alot better than that POS Blazer we're getting f**ked with.

No comment. :rotflmao: :AH-HA_wink:

Personal attacks, smershional attacks... Why the hell do people still pay attention Buickman?!?!? He's a f**king retard with an overinflated ego. I can only shake my head in amazement while reading his posts. I'm sorry, but I can't take it anymore... And what's this with Josh and Evok? Who's the one I'd listen to first? Hmm... Sorry Josh.

Don't want to add to the fire... but even Brookvillians wouldn't buy Neons. That says alot, if you ask me... I mean, considering Grand Ams rule this town and the reputation it has is... well... you know. Not pretty. Even though I think it's overhyped... My mom's 00 GASE was very reliable. Don't hurt me, please. I'm fragile. I really am.

Who sucks? NOS sucks.. in more way than one. :AH-HA_wink:

I feel very unsafe in SUVs, especially our Blazer with it's $h!ty suspension.

The only model deserving of the Pontiac badge gets cut?

Okay... but you still confused the tunnel for a cave, you silly man.

Exactly... See? And people wonder why... One would only hope... We all know GM is retarded in this regard... Confuses me more than before.Anyways, is it not sad when a Pontiac fanatic like myself can see reality better than GM fans? I mean, is reality that hard of a thing to see and understand? The G6 isn't competitive nor is it a success. Facts. Reality. Come on, people... what do you a expect? A bland car with an unknown name coming into a highly competitive segment after being half-assed, as always, by GM. If I, a Pontiac fanatic, can realize that, why can't everybody?

Um... don't yell at me.

Don't take offense... I mean, it's not your fault wrestling is like the gayest sport there ever was... I'm serious... where else can you see two hot guys wrestling on the floor in tight hide-nothing clothes grabbing each other, getting hot, but it's okay because it's a sport? ...More like a sport that happens to give me a hard-on. If you're getting pissed off right now, consider the fact that this is from a gay guy's perspective... who happens to be extremely horny and very much special, moreso than anybody here. So don't blame me.

"You ain't seen nothin' yet!"

Anyways... still conquering! Playground slides, VW Beetles, and friends of my brother are no match for my 300EX!

Dirtbikes are for kiddies.... and you can put training wheels on a dirtbike, not an ATV. It did. It's Herbie, reincarnated. What? You're crazy... Not the 7th, but the 6th and not a cave, but an old railroad tunnel... and the whole way through, to answer your horribly misworded question.

I conquer all!!! Muahahaha!!! From rocks to overpasses to creeks to racetracks to valleys to coal loading buildings to tunnels to roads to cemetaries to hillsides to rocky downstreams to even nearby back roads overlooking Brookville... I can conquer it with my mighty Honda 300EX. Does any of these pics make you want to buy it? I bet they do, seeing what it can do. It's still mine though... Muahahahahahaha!!!!