Cory Wolfe

Bah.. you don't know nothin' you stupid domestic humpin canuck! :AH-HA_wink:

Thank god... now I can tell you all how my day (as well as the past few days) went without anyone second guessing what I say. I mean... seriously. I could say something bluntly obvious and you guys wouldn't believe it on that day. First off, I got to ride out to my Grandparents today, on my 300EX. It wasn't warm, but it wasn't cold either. It was wet, though. Damn rain, the previous night... Anyways, had fun. Got to pull some major Gs with it with sliding the tail around tight dirt road turns. Just the usual... Once there, I got to ride in his new Yamaha Rhino 660 again. It's pretty nice except for that auto. It's a tricky little thing and really causes the 660 to suck in the gasoline. That and it's wide... the trails out there call for more flexibly sized ATVs. Barely got through some places. After that... I got to pimp out my Grandma's Cobalt with Jeff Gordon stuff. A car that attaches to her atennae and a front license plate. Totally Pimpish. Then my mom came over and picked me up... This is the exciting part. First, she breaks the news to me that my dad got a huge bonus from work, after... get this... getting a pretty large raise just a day earlier. The first thing they wanted to do was get rid of our POS... in other words, the $h!tiest $h!ty Blazer that's a huge piece of $h!. Clear enough, I suppose? So, she took me to a few dealerships to see what I thought they should get. They finally seemed to realize that I might... just might... know a thing or two about cars since they like to buy POSs. I mean that literally. The first place we went to was the Brookville GM dealership (aka BV BCCP ). We weren't looking at new vehicles since we wanted something good... not just something new, you know? So just used, mostly. Nothing there, so off to a few others. Soon, there was a pretty nice '02 Subaru Impreza wagon (well... "Outback Sport"). All black with a manual transmission. I was all for that, until we arrived at a Nissan dealership out of town... They had an insanely cheap Nissan Murano SE. I mean... for what it's worth, that is. $19,899 is good, no? Almost too much for us, really. It was loaded and had that awesome leather interior. Exterior was a bronzish color. I was drooling. After that, we didn't really see much... For them, that is. At a VW dealership, I saw my car. Alright... I know a while back I was all for 240SXs, then I suddenly had an affair with BMW 3ers... Well, I totally forget what a 240SX is. Aren't they those bland Jap-mobiles? Anywho... it was a sexy 95 325iS coupe with a manual. Black on black. Only 91,000 miles, too. It was $5600. We test drove it... OMG, it drives like a gem. My GA is a piddly Yugo in comparison. I looked it over, too, and there wasn't much wrong with it. A few scratches on the paint and a slight smokers stench inside (not nearly as bad as the GA had). Also, that dealership put ugly front license plates on all their cars... That'll have to go. I begged my mom to either take a loan out... something, anything to get this car. She caved in! Yes! We talked to some guys there already and am planning to come back on monday. Appearantly, the "bad credit" thing was just a disguise to just not wanting to take out loan. Damn them... but I can't complain now, can I?! Getting back to them, I think my mom really really like that Murano. It's like a cross between a Blazer and a Grand Am... the best of both worlds. Haha... it's perfect for her, I guess. Now for pics... To top it off, we came back to my Grandparent's and spent the night playing Cad. I won twice! Anyways, I think I may have finally found a boyfriend. On Thursday, I went to the Dubois mall. As I was looking at some shirts in JCPenny's... a guy walked up to me. He must have had really really good gaydar, as he broke the ice with "Hey... I'm Shawn... You wouldn't happen to be gay, would you?" Wow... I hesitated for a few seconds and asked "Um... do you think I am?" Yeah... not a good response but we ended up talking for a while. Cool guy, I found out. We exchanged phone numbers and went our seperate ways. Well, that night, I got a call. That was quick. We talked some more... for almost two hours. We made plans to hang out Friday. So... come Friday, I didn't go to school (yeah, yeah... I've already failed for the year anyways). I went over to Dubois again, and met him at the mall again. From there we went to his house. My my... I was so nervous. We talked some more... and ended up in his bedroom. No, no... nothing like that. That comes later. Yeah... I leave to go home around noon or so. Later that day... shortly after I got off the internet, he called. He said this time let's meet in Brookville. That was perfectly alright with me. The best part? My parent's went out to a party while my brother was over at a friend's house. I had the house to myself! After meeting on main street (it was raining, sadly, or I would have accomplished my dream of walking down main street at night with another guy). Had him follow me to my house. Once there, he said "Wow... you totally live in redneck country." Haha... it's true. I brought him inside and of course, Harley jumped up on him. He's such a hyper, but happy dog. Sometimes annoying, too. Shawn didn't mind, though. He loved dogs. That was good. Well, we talked again. We really connect, you know... That turned into we going into my lovely room. He commented on my car covered walls, haha... Anyways, to get to the point, we ended up making out on my bed. He took his shirt (god, he is hot) as if we might take it further, but just then my parents came home. We quickly stopped and acted... uh... like normal, like friends I guess. My dad didn't think anything of it, thankfully, but I think my mom knew what was going on... Hopefully all of this is a sign of things to come... Most likely not, but this'll make me happy enough, especially Shawn. But the BMW may give him a run for his... uh... making BV happy skills. Hmm... him and me making out inside the BMW? Haha... better than either! post april fool's. i got you, didn't i?

Someday... Someday I'll race my 300EX. I'm pretty sure it'll manage to beat a few...

Yeah... well, my GA'll waste that sonuva bitch... even with the engine all torn apart. FWD N-bodies without engines rule, brotha! Can't beat 'em, can ya? Didn't think so, my homies. Yeah... suck on that. Huh!

You know... I saw something today, for the first time, but I can't remember what it was. Doesn't that suck? It was something recently new... Um... Oh! It's coming to me! Here it comes.... here it comes... Wait, no, that's not it... Ooh... still coming! I remember! I saw my first ever Cobalt SS SC! The wing doesn't look as big in person. I don't see what people's problem is. Although, I do agree the regular spoiler would look better on it. I'm serious. Also, I saw an Infiniti FX45. Yay.

I had something planned, you know... I did. I fell asleep, though. Wait... I already posted in this thread didn't I? Oh... crap... I did. Um... April fool's! This post was a joke! Haha... I got you all. Losers... big smelly foolish neck-tie wearing balogna eating losers! Hardy har har...

Oh Harry... I get my prescriptions for free. I have good health insurance. All you have to do is ask... and I'll get you some and bring 'em down. I'll be sure to bring some friends. But that'll be all I'll do... *wink* ...just that, right? Nothing else, of course. Being 17 and all... And you never got any PMs from me, right? Of course you didn't. Those rumors are false, right? And we never met up on the 27th of Feb, right? Of course we never did. Stupid people with their stupid rumors, right?

Tarining wheels? What are those? Anyways, no you silly boy... if a four-wheeler were a dirtbike with training wheels, it'd have three rear wheels and one front one. Duh... A three-wheeler is closer to that than a four-wheeler. You must have been joking, right? ...Being April fool's day and all... right? Or were you serious? Oh my... I think you were. *speechless* Well... four-wheelers are better either way. I can do anything a dirtbike can... plus burnouts and donuts. You can't do those very well on a dirtbike. Don't say you can because I know... I also have a dirtbike. Haha... you were going to be totally owned, if you did. I rule, you don't. Na na na NA naaaaa... I'm done now. Bye-bye.

April Fool's rules!

How'd you know? Anyways, I'm not done yet... just wait until tonight or tomorrow for my latest conquerings.

Didn't fool me for one second... Buickman.... Ha!

Buickman is a disease. The cure? Banning... for once and for all.

Honestly... ask yourself, what is GM's worst platform. Whether you're a fan of W bodies or not, there is not one single platform GM has that could be considering worse than the W body. Anyways, I did not know he was gone when I responded.

What GM vehicle with the push-button 4wd system doesn't? Yes, it does. It's a POS and serious gas hog... although is fun to beat on. Puts a smile on my face when I do... But yes, this Fit would... uh... fit my mom perfectly for all the more she uses the Blazer for.

I'd share some recipes... but none of them are very healthy.

Other than the somewhat high price and those odd headlights, I kind of like it... for what it is. It'd suit my parents alot better than that POS Blazer we're getting f**ked with.

No comment. :rotflmao: :AH-HA_wink:

Personal attacks, smershional attacks... Why the hell do people still pay attention Buickman?!?!? He's a f**king retard with an overinflated ego. I can only shake my head in amazement while reading his posts. I'm sorry, but I can't take it anymore... And what's this with Josh and Evok? Who's the one I'd listen to first? Hmm... Sorry Josh.

Don't want to add to the fire... but even Brookvillians wouldn't buy Neons. That says alot, if you ask me... I mean, considering Grand Ams rule this town and the reputation it has is... well... you know. Not pretty. Even though I think it's overhyped... My mom's 00 GASE was very reliable. Don't hurt me, please. I'm fragile. I really am.

Who sucks? NOS sucks.. in more way than one. :AH-HA_wink:

I feel very unsafe in SUVs, especially our Blazer with it's $h!ty suspension.

The only model deserving of the Pontiac badge gets cut?

Okay... but you still confused the tunnel for a cave, you silly man.

Exactly... See? And people wonder why... One would only hope... We all know GM is retarded in this regard... Confuses me more than before.Anyways, is it not sad when a Pontiac fanatic like myself can see reality better than GM fans? I mean, is reality that hard of a thing to see and understand? The G6 isn't competitive nor is it a success. Facts. Reality. Come on, people... what do you a expect? A bland car with an unknown name coming into a highly competitive segment after being half-assed, as always, by GM. If I, a Pontiac fanatic, can realize that, why can't everybody?

Um... don't yell at me.