Cory Wolfe

I'm sad to say... that would match my room.

So... no one wants to comment on fishing? Just the gay part?

Wow... those engines would compete well... with... uh... 99 Grand Ams.

Since rkmdogs had beliefs, I suppose.

Um.. not currently. 41 versus 45. Read.

I'm kinda like you Paulie... I can easily tell if something is different with the car. Diagnosing... um... "here mechanics of C&G, tell me what's wrong."

Sorry... N Bodies rule all.

Any Sirs up for a nice round of chat?

Nah... they're absolute maximum is $5k and they want no payments what-so-ever. Here's the thing... we're only getting a $1300 check for the Blazer. The rest is going to pay it off. Then, my Grandpa is going to help us out a bit. I just found out one of the reasons why they don't want payments... You see, my mom is planning on quiting her job. She hates it and she doesn't make much. So for a little while, only my dad will be bringing in money, which isn't all that much either but much more than she does. It's tricky, let me tell you. I searched for some cars tonight... most of them where around $6k or $7k... they looked at me like I was insane (which I am, but that's a mute point). If you want to know.. I found some really nice 5th gen Preludes.

Personally, I hate fish. Taste nasty.

Just about anything is better than a W-body... including J-bodies... Take that! *patiently awaits*

That's what mechanics are for, silly.

Heh... TV? I barely watch TV. Try again... Anyways, I reiterate what I said. Words are harmless as words. Ever hear of the saying that starts out "sticks and stones may break my bones, but words..."? Yeah... I guess there's actually something to it. Besides... if someone chooses to take more offense to certain words... Be my guest, but one can't label me something because of one's own beliefs. I have my own beliefs, too. BTW, try examples that relate more next time. It might help you instead of hurt you for once... You never know.

Import haters. There are few brands that have absolutely nothing that appeals to me in some way. Currently, like... Buick, Ford, Lexus, Lincoln, Mercury, Scion, Suzuki, Toyota, and a few others. Luckily, I'm not biased like you bastards. Well, except for Pontiac... As far as ones I can afford (including insurance)... I'm having a hard time finding any used GM I'd want, including Pontiac. Sad. Same with a car for my parents...

First Day Of Fishing By BV All across the beautiful state of Pennsylvania, people came out on April 15 to celebrate the first day of fishing. Obviously that meant reveilling their homosexuality, but it also meant they had to get ready for this wonderous day. Here, I and my alter-ego... which means just that, BV, will help get you ready... from preparing yourself to finding your spot. After that, I might fill you in on the fishing part, too. First off, you must find a spot to go fishing. You don't want someplace that will attract crowds... You never know what bodily fluids may be floating around in the water. You don't want no gang-bangs. Unless you like that, stay away. You don't want someplace near towns either... Pollution runs amuck. You want to be disease free. Atleast bring your wrubbers if you absolutely must pick a place like this. That will keep you safe. You don't want anywhere near electric lines, as well... Not only do they give off secret microbetatheta-waves that makes getting what you come for less likely (who can compete?), you also won't get shocked. You definitely want to find a nice place upstream from those... that's secluded. Here, the sex.. I mean fishing... will be great. Second, you need to find shelter for you to prepare yourself and sleep the night before, near the spot you picked out. Anywhere will do... you can camp out and pitch a tent with your buddy or you can stay at your Grandparent's house. Atleast there you won't get bit while masturbating... well, unless you like that sort of thing. You also get unlimited free food. Oh yeah! Next, you need your gear. Poles... lures and some bait, too. Wrubbers would be a good thing as well if you plan on getting in with your pole. Either way... a tackle box is a must to keep your stuff in. Finally, if you chose the right spot, you'll most likely need a vehicle to get you to your perfect spot. An example of one not to choose: Not only will your Grandma's Jeff Gordon accessorized Cobalt have trouble going where you need to, it will attract too many people. Don't let either happen... maybe if you replace those JG things with Jeep things, aka camo, you might be fine. An example of one to choose: While a regular ATV has it's advantages (like being able to cuddle while riding), this one is bigger. Size matters. It is also more powerful and has nice ass. There's lots of room in there, too, for your pole among other things. One last thing... If you have a desperate need for speed... do it the night before you fish. Lasting longer in sex... I mean fishing... is the key to figuring this entire "fishing" thing out. So, just follow these excellent guidlines and you will set yourself up for a great day of fishing on the first day. Of course... you have until the end of the year... so no hurry. Disclaimer: These are only guidlines for Pennsylvanians who dabble in extra-sexcular activities. Canadians and Californians need not apply. Otherwise, be careful and remember: not following these exactly may cause problems. BV is not responsible, therefore he is exempt from any charges should you get a disease from fishing, etc.

I have a secret agenda against W-bodies... So...

Fun can only be fun if it's fair. Nude pictures are far worse than anything written. Period. It's more work safe as pictures are alot easier to see than writing on forum that's what? 12... 14 point font? I mean... Is just posting a link so hard to the pic so hard? Come on... Now stop whining. It's annoying and this arguement was over... how long ago? Yeah... that's what I thought.

I know about the credit... Anyways, according to the ad... it's 0 down, $199 month for a Cobalt LS.

That's just f@#king confusing...

Don't know if this has been posted as it's pretty obvious... but...

Alright, a tiny and most likely worthless update. We're looking at POS's. Yep... and not "we", "them". They won't let me have a say in what they get. If they get another POS, it's their fault they can't let me find them a good car. Just an FYI if you think I'm exaggerating... they're looking at a few Cavaliers and some Grand Ams like mine.... Yeah. Our limit looks to be around $4k or $5k. Doesn't that suck? They won't consider payments either. I swear... they're going to get screwed with another POS. What they need to do is get a decent car... pay with monthly payments (they couldn't be that much for a nice car around $10k or less, can they? A new Cobalt is about $199/mo). Go with something that won't fall apart on us like the Blazer literally did and something that will be good on gas (not a Metro, obviously, but again, not like a Blazer with it's gas sucking V6). Personally, I'd like to see them get a nice Impreza, Prelude, Civic (hey... find me a better compact made in the 90s), or even an Accord or something like that. Actually, although I don't want them to get a Toyota, a last gen Solara is pretty nice for a Toyota. A newer Grand Am wouldn't be all that bad either... our old '00 SE was basically trouble-free (except for the damn brakes and after she wrecked it, it developed problems). Hell, most anything that's atleast only a few years old would be alright with low mileage and such. Obviously avoiding Blazers, I mean. But that's just me...

A little late... but Happy Birthday, Walt! Without you we wouldn't have had C&G.

A poem, by someone else, modified by me.

You know... I've actually thought that a few times.

GM sucks. Simply put. This is nice. Torrent isn't. Makes one wonder...