Cory Wolfe

Happy date of birth celebration.

Well... my cousin started detailing at 16.

Oh, guys... You're so funny... I wasn't expecting them to post underwear pics... just to PM them to me. Don't take things so seriously, you whack-offs. Boxer briefs rule... I rediscovered them and have never gone back to boxers.

There's this law that states there must only be one Sunfire per driveway, especially if a mother figure owns a top of the line one. Punishment is lifelong humiliation. Besides, my mom couldn't afford an Ecotec powered one. It was just about $6k for an 02. I'm going for $5k and under. A later lone as well, since I'm not really a fan of the 00-02 facelift. I looked on Autotrader and there weren't any, just SEs, so I didn't bother mentioning them. Plus, I don't trust their reliability. You can tell me all you want, but my mom's Sunfire had to be taken back to the dealer for a host of problems already and I'd consider hers to be a pretty good car, for the most part. Ofcourse... it has 84k miles... but I most likely won't find one with mileage as low. Anyways, I still want that Miata... I just need someone to quickly loan me $5k, where I can confidently buy that Miata without having the money yet. The auction's almost over! I'm having a hard time convincing my mom to get a loan (must be PMS, as she was willing before ). Come on... someone has to trust me. I promise I'll pay every cent back... maybe in person, even. Although, maybe it's not a trust issue, but a money issue? I suppose not everyone has $5k laying around... *sigh* Oh well... isn't the first time I found a car I really wanted, but wasn't able to buy.

Well, FYI, this is the sort of job I'm looking for here in Brookville. My cousin did it... he got paid... generously and enjoyed it. I hope for the same.

He has, but read the quote.

You slap people for being prissy? Wait... who's the prissy one? It's okay Chargon... some guys are naturally prissy. Don't worry, you can be prissy and straight. I understand that you hate what you are, but don't take it out on fellow prissy guys. Besides, you could look like a retarded kid if you wanted. That way, they wouldn't make gay jokes on your behalf... they'd think you were retarded and make retarded jokes instead. Yes... let's get some pics. Bimmer, Empowah, etc... I'm waiting.

Miata. You shut up.

Rubber? Well, the car is black... and may I say, this car looks good in black.

Well, the one thing I still find truly funny is that.. well... look: Compared to: I mean, they could have atleast tried. No matter how much better the car may be, it's still too similar. A pop in grill piece, new taillights, and a steering wheel are pathetic changes. GM's worse at rebadging now than it was previously.

Hmm... I have a few ideas, but how recent is "recent"?

Now lets venture out of the US, again... Probably easy, but have at it, anyways...

That would be correct.

Well... ofcourse, I'm short, though. Only 5'6". Heh...

Yes, I do. The Isuzu 5-speed.

NOS loves the tanning bed, eh? Remember that one guy that I talked about, Ryan? His dad has a tanning bed. His dad might be gay. Coincidence? Haha.. he's not though, he's just got... friendly... genes, appearantly.

Damn... you researched all that. Um... for my GA... since it's... uh... mine, I guess... how much does an entirely new engine cost? Like an Ecotec swap. Then get GM Ecotec mods from there including everything from intake to exhaust (a nice cat-back, btw). Then get some performance brakes, suspension, etc. After that, alot of the mods would be entirely custom. New front and rear fascias designed by muah. Smoothed out cladding, as well. Custom head and taillights. An entirely custom interior. More or less, I'd swap in some GTO seats, cut up a G6 dash mixed with some GTO parts. A custom center stack and console as well as door panels. Finally, I'd fit an enormous sound system into it and top it off with a sweet paint job and some 18" wheels.

Heh... it's an old car, I'm not up to date on all those. Not a Mopar, though.

I'm bored... so let's chat.

Nope... not a Caddy, but it is from the 60's, I think.

Oh... he's about 5 inches taller than me, while I'm about 5 years older than him.

I'll pass. There are certain things I'm looking for and there are certain vehicles that fit perfectly. Again, fuel economy, reliability, and fun. I'm not looking for basic transportation. As much as I may want certain vehicles (like a Fiero, or those Bimmers), I have to admit that they'd be a huge risk, both in reliability and fuel economy. Yeah, sometimes I act like I don't care about reliability, but I do. That doesn't mean I want something that's built like a brick. I don't need a Toyota Camry of reliability, just something "good enough" to put my GA to shame. In that department, I am mostly looking at the engine. The Quad4 is an absolute POS, anything is better, but I don't need the best. I just want something that I won't "hate" to drive while giving me what I want. Whatever I get, I plan on keeping it for a while. I'm thinking more than a few years... So... yeah, that idea is out.

I'm not sure what you're asking Chargon... So... All I know is that you can't post dynamic images here.

No... just joking around. Besides, he's too tall for me.

Well, as much as I'd love a Fiero, it's just too unrealistic for me right now. An 80's mid engine vehicle with a V6 (4cyl ones aren't worth considering)... Nah, not right now. Between gas prices, repairs, and insurance, there are better choices. And yeah, my parents pay for my insurance. I don't want to lose that luxury quite yet. Anyways, most of these cars will make me happy.