Well Frank, here's your stats:
0-60:
Impala=6.4s
Camry=6.5s
Accord=7.6s
Slalom:
Camry=60.5mph
Impala=62.6mph
Accord=64.6mph
Noise @ Idle
Impala=44.5db
Accord=46.5db
Camry=46.5db
Noise @ full throttle
Impala=73.7db
Camry=73.9db
Accord=74.7db
Noise @ 70mph
Impala=68.0db
Accord=70.0db
Camry=70.0db
Braking (as rated by Edmunds)
Camry=Excellent
Impala=Good
Accord=Poor
Impala was a 1st place finisher in 4 categories & a 2nd place finisher in the remaining 2 categories (it never finished last; unlike the Camry & Accord). I'm willing to bet those GM engineers did their job. It's too bad that wannabe-reviewers like yourself can't be objective enough to realize it.
Unlike yourself, I'll be happy to back myself up with FACTUAL STATISTICS instead of using subjective, misleading OPINIONS:
Camry & Accord:
http://www.edmunds.com/apps/vdpcontainers/...0/pageNumber=12
Impala:
http://www.edmunds.com/apps/vdpcontainers/...52/pageNumber=5
Seeing how poorly you faired on this exercise, for the sake of your readership, I can only wish you the best of luck on your next "review".
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He reviewed the Impala LS, not the 303-hp SS, as articulated in his first paragraph...
"If you want to judge a restaurant, don’t order the chef’s specialty. Go for the hamburger or the omelet. If the man in the funny hat prepares these prosaic dishes with the same passion he puts into his Suprème de Turbot Rôti aux Asperges Vertes et à l'Ail en Chemise, you have a winner. The same applies to cars. If you want to judge an automaker’s prowess, check their basic models. Scope the ones with standard engines and base interiors that hide in the back of the lots. A few miles behind the wheel tells you more about the manufacturer’s passion for product than anything their spinmongers could ever publish. Which brings us to the Impala LS."
Your "factual statistics" are much more misleading than opinions, since, well, you call them "facts."