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Oracle of Delphi

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  1. Some more pics! Do you remember the Jeep Scrambler?
  2. Hmmmm, I like your thought process.
  3. The original link doesn't work Fly!
  4. I'm talking about Vista of course, what did you think I meant? How many of you have it and if you do, what issues have you encountered?
  5. I always wanted to own a Jeep. If they made this, it would be the 1st Non-GM vehicle I ever bought.
  6. MMMM, der Börger would love to have that car. The weird thing is, when I saw the interior, I had flashbacks to my grandfather's 1961 black Chevy Impala's red interior. It looked very similar to this Buick's interior. My grandfather had that Impala until the mid 80's.
  7. It looks kind of bleak there. The last time I saw anything that looked that bleak was East Berlin before the wall came down.
  8. California Authorities Install Nation’s First Stop Sign Cameras We’ve all heard and weighed in on the merits of stoplight cameras, but now California’s Mountains Recreation and Conservation Authority (MRCA) has installed five stop sign cameras in the Santa Monica Mountains. Article Continues: http://news.windingroad.com/governmentlega...p-sign-cameras/
  9. Just in case you forgot. http://www.chevynation.com/
  10. Look out coming through with my big yellow and black Sea Doo! Beep, beep, what was that lime green thing I hit?
  11. That's a very handsome vehicle!
  12. Rein Raus - Rammstein
  13. Yeah, yeah, and everyone there attended a one room schoolhouse too. You're still trying to get someone/anyone into Brookville. I'm afraid to go to Brookville, I heard once you go there you can never get out, just like Burkittsville, Maryland. I saw the movie "The Blair Witch Project", you won't get me up there!
  14. $2.99 for 92 octane. God bless you WAWA!
  15. Poor sap driving this doesn't even get an airbag, let alone his passenger! I thank God I don't live in a 3rd world nation.
  16. Falling asleep without Bob?
  17. Funny, most of their cars look just like my beloved Opels!
  18. Why are Chevys and Cadillacs in the same dealership anyway? That is not how GM likes to see it.
  19. Let me rule the world, I could fix it in a week! :AH-HA_wink:
  20. Ummm, I speak Spanish fluently, and my vehicles are paid off! :AH-HA_wink:
  21. OUTSOURCING ANNOUNCEMENT Washington D.C. - Congress today announced that the Office of President of the United States will be outsourced overseas as of August 31. The move is being made to save $400K a year in salary, a record $521 Billion in deficit expenditures and related overhead. "The cost savings will be quite significant" says Congressman Adam Smith (R-Wash) who, with the aid of Congress research arm, the General Accounting Office has studied outsourcing of American jobs extensively. "We simply can no longer afford this level of outlay and remain competitive on the world stage," Congressman Smith said. Exporting American jobs has been a popular trend lately, ironically at the urging of President Bush. Mr. Bush was informed by email this morning of the termination of his position. He will receive health coverage, expenses and salary until his final day of employment. After that, with a two week waiting period, he will then be eligible for $240 a week from unemployment insurance for 26 weeks. Unfortunately he will not be able to receive state Medicaid health insurance coverage as his unemployment benefits are over the required limit. "I'm in shock," Mr. Bush stated. "I thought for sure I'd have some job security around this here place. I have no idea what I'll do now," he further lamented. Preparations have been underway for some time for the job move. Sanji Gurvinder Singh of Indus Teleservices, Mumbai, India, will be assuming the Office of President of the United States as of September 1. Mr. Singh was born in the United States while his parents were here on student visas, thus making him eligible for the position. He will receive a salary of $320 USD a month but with no health coverage or other benefits. Due to the time difference between the US and India, Mr. Singh will be working primarily at night, when offices of the US Government will be open. "I am excited to serve in this position," Mr. Singh stated in an exclusive interview. "Working nights will let me keep my day job at the American Express call center. I always knew I could be President someday." Congress stressed patience when calling Mr. Singh as he may not be fully aware of all the issues involved with his new position. A Congressional Spokesperson noted that Mr. Singh has been given a script tree to follow which will allow him to respond to most topics of concern. The Spokesperson further noted that "additional savings will be realized as these scripting tools have already been used previously by Mr. Bush here in the US. Such scripts will enable Mr. Singh to provide an answer without having to fully understand the issue itself." Congress continues to explore other outsourcing possibilities including that of Vice-president and most Cabinet positions.
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