trinacriabob

Pantho, some good ones there: 3. Radar Love - nice and white trashy, great driving stuff (what about "Hot Rod Lincoln" then? I haven't a clue who did that) 4. Con Te Partiro - love it, fantastic, uplifting. I love all his $h!. Let's add a few black female vocalists who kick ass and help nudge the speedometer upward: Tina Turner - "Private Dancer" and "Break Every Rule" - title cuts are the better ones Pointer Sisters - "Neutron Dance" - heard it 2x while in Florida last month (Someone stole my brand new Chevrolet and the rent is due and I've got no place to stay...oooh ooooh) Patti LaBelle - "Lady Marmalade" (Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?) Aretha Franklin - "Freeway of Love - Pink Cadillac" (Could you be a vision in white...how'd you get your pants so tight?) Crystal Waters - "Gypsy Woman - She's Homeless" (Dadadee dadada dadadee dadada dadadee dadada ...and on and on and on... and a whole boatload of synthesizer)

Satty, and you're going to be a Dad soon???

Charmin

blow

Wow. It's got an American look to the greenhouse. At first I thought Malibu replacement, but it's already on the road. How about that? Asians copying Americans.

watts

barbed wire

In chrono order, with some overlaps and some ownership out of sequence: 65 Chevrolet Impala coupe - small block V8, either 283 or 327 ??? 70 Pontiac Le Mans coupe - 250 inline 6, MOST RELIABLE OF THE LIST 76 Olds Cutlass Supreme coupe - 350 Rocket V8 * 76 Buick Regal coupe - 231 c.i. (3.8 liter) V6 76 Olds Omega coupe - 260 Rocket V8 80 Buick Century Limited sedan - 231 c.i. (3.8 liter) V6 84 Olds Cutlass Supreme Brougham coupe - 231 c.i. (3.8 liter) V6 * My dad passed away in 98 and probably didn't drive the last 4 years of his life. * = hand-me-down This is GM loyalty at its best -- my dad grumbled at the mention of Ford or Chrysler.

road kill

fat

Medicare

Taco Bell Chihuahua

munchies

Of the big four, the preference of the "regular oil" goes like this: Castrol Valvoline Quaker State Pennzoil I have used Castrol 10W-30 exclusively. I believe in sticking to one brand and one viscosity. It seems to have paid off....over 225,000 miles of faultless service.

cellulite

Well, these went through college: Defrauding an innkeeper (paying for a room for 2, sticking in 4 to 6...usually at Lake Tahoe or other locales with ski areas) What would squirting people with a Hyposquirt on the streets or in the arrival loop at LAX be considered? What about egging people's houses? Drinking and drugs were and are boring, so I never had that issue. Through the current day: Who doesn't pull over to the side of the road and take a leak? (public urination)

No, PB, that's YOUR job! :AH-HA_wink: Slacker!

Cheez Wiz

Unbelievable. Like "Office Space," you can watch it over....and over...and over.

Saline

OK, it's movies, it's a poll, it's Reg's, so I'll chime in. Isn't it past your bedtime in Central Zone? WTF. I don't like your list. I haven't seen most of them. The "Police Academy" series wasn't even THAT great. So, why did I pick it? My friend from Seattle's mom said "Oh, your friend Bob looks like Steve Guttenberg"...and he's in these movies. Hey, I resemble a celebrity...and she picked a Jewish one at that! Sixteen years of Catholic school down the drain. God, Reg, couldn't you throw in some 007, some Eddie Murphy stuff, some "Body Heat"/"Body Double"/"Postman Always Rings Twice" type stuff? I'll let it slide.

Fluorine (Element #9 or black girl at your school, take your pick)

Selective perception: I thought another post said "Parents are stupid sometimes" and then it turned out to be "Pants are stupid sometimes." So, I'll run a poll. So how do you rate the job your parents did? (I actually would have made a decent psychologist since I analyze everything, think about cause and effect and offer advice to my friends (when asked...except for Paulie, in which case I volunteer it). Mine. Honestly: a C- . Extreme inconsistency. We'd take a road trip to Yosemite or Hearst Castle and one day would be great and another day something would set them off. The biggest problem is that they imported what they both came from: a patriarchal set up where the woman stands in the shadow of a man, where kids are inferior to parents (even when they are smarter and become adults) and where control/emotions rule out over logic and the weighing of options when making a decision or taking a course of action. My dad (now deceased) was a piece of work, a 5'4" immigrant with a case of the Napoleonic syndrome, and my mother couldn't make a decision if her life depended on it. Initially, I listened to my Dad and never to my Mom. By the time I finished college, I listened to neither as I had developed better reasoning abilities. Rate your parents. Flesh out as needed.

corn-fed

Thumper (Bambi and Thumper - which 007 film?)