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So... do they do this to impress their girlffriends or something?.. it's times like these that I feel bad for the American's who live north of the Dixie line...

Whoa... this totally goes against all that Queer Eye for the Straight Guy stuff... TV always told me gay people were neat and fastidious... Has TV lied to me?! No, it couldn't have! TV gives so much and asks for so little.

F.O.G.'s gonna love this one. I can't wait.

My buddy does that all the time whenerver I roll with him, just to piss me and my RWD bias off...

Sounds like this kid is a future Toyota buyer.

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You ever consider hitting the gym or something? Whenever I'm under a bunch of stress, I hit the bench or bag hard. Way better for your body than just feeling sorry for yourself... that just makes the situation worse.

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I prefer calling them "bro's" ... or "manssierres"

Weird? No, it just means you're not some wussy vegetarian. Ever see broccoli pizza sans cheese?... I know I have and it was a dude in a turtleneck that ordered it. ...I'll bet he drove a Prius

This is the best thing for GM fans IMO... if the fogies keep driving the Fit's and Scion xB's, the kids may look to the domestics for a car that's awesome. If this keeps up, Scion will need a new youthful brand.

Yeah, this is pretty poor journalism. But the comments also show us that no car company is invincible from criticism, even from its own customers. I wrote Automotive for my univeristy's paper, and generally speaking, they were pretty unbiased (if a bit more domestic leaning articles :AH-HA_wink: ). Hell, some guy on campus walked up to me after he read one of my articles and told me he made up his mind and bought an SRT-4, a nice silver one. (it's a beaut) However, one week I had two 2500 word essays, so outsourced my article to a buddy. Needless to say, I got plenty of complaints from people in my residence about how I (he) over glorified the Mazda3... Editorial kinda gave me hell about journalistic integrity and impartiality, even though I didn't write the article and told editorial in advance that I didn't write it. Chances are Matt Vella will likely get similar treatment or worse after his higher ups read this article and the comments about it.

I pity the fools

My dad has quite a few Moody Blues albums. I've heard those songs over and over again countless times. "One More Time to Live" cracks me up because it reminds me of the Simpsons episode with Ned Flanders & Homer in Vegas. Never liked death metal. Never will. However some people I meet associate Motley Crue with death metal ... I can sorta see why, but it's Glam Metal for Chrissake. Rush and Van Halen. My top two favorite bands.

I love how Mitsubishi has gone to some great lengths to destroy the hearing of it's customers and their friends and family. Notice the Subwooofer placed at the right, at a perfect angle to make your young'uns ears bleed! Ditto for the stupid subwoofer in the Eclipse, which is mounted in the seat, so not only will you crusie in "style" but you can also shatter your "homies'" skulls at the same time!

.. pfft. Isn't the "movie going public" MTV's viewers. Because if American "Idle" has shown us anything, it's that teenage girls armed with cell phones and email are more dangerous to this continant than Terrorism and Global Warming! For Chrissake, they named Hayden Christenen as the best villain of the year and she totally made Darth Vader look like a whiny, highly politicized baby. Darth Vader was cool when he was voiced by James Earl Jones and choked people almost on a whim. MTV blows... hell, I figure it's one of the forces that ruined Guns N' Roses... when you have Axl Rose swimming with Dolphins in the "Estranged" music video, you know you got problems...

Ugh... I've only eaten Pizza Hut a couple times and they really ought to include a complementary two dose bottle of Peptol Bismol along with the peppers and dips... The day after I had eaten it, I spent most of my time taking a "porcelain cruise..."

I've finally got every Van Halen CD, except for VH3... I don't consider the music in that album or it's singer (Cherone) to be a part Van Halen. And I just got Motley Crue's remastered "Too Fast For Love" ... great music to blast with the windows down when on the road.

W-wait... Michael Bay is Directing Transformers... That's the same moron who directed Pearl Harbour. My hopes for this movie are even lower now... Anyone remember the song from Team America that was all just about how Pearl Harbour sucked?

You never know... HSV might take the opposite approach and make it a sleeper. Now if only we could a few of those out here to give the Audi and BMW saloon's the boot.

Vancouver's awesome. It's the only place I know of that I can go skiing in Whistler or hit the beach on the same day. Sad thing is, it's mighty expensive to live here. The average house can start at about $1 Million Canadian, and will often go higher. That being said, I expect to stay here my whole life, just because it's such a great place.

Personally, gas prices will have no effect on me at all. However, I do agree with the people who say that GM put all it's eggs in one basket. Because of this, GM builds excellent SUV's that excel in almost (if not every) category.... That being said, GM builds small cars that DON'T excel in many categories... The Cobalt is not bad, but not good either when compared to the Mazda3, Honda Civic and even the Korean cars. GM should have seen the writing on the wall... an emerging China and India that would require plenty of energy, study after study that increasingly confirms that we are at least partly to blame for Global Warming, an increasingly fractured Middle East (even before Sept 11th) and the fact that small cars began to think big in terms of luxury and appointments. Had GM done some brainstorming, they could have debuted a few small cars that would be class meeting or even class leading. Either taking a gamble or out of ignorance, GM chose to stick with big SUV's and Trucks. No problem with Trucks, I drive one myself, but lets face it, you gotta have diversity if you are to succeed in the corporate world. Is GM the scourge of the America's? No way. And this author will have some explaining to do to his readership, I know it. But even if they put more money into small diesels or more efficient engines, they'd be miles ahead of where they are now. But that's the past. All GM can do now is play catch up, and hopefully beat out the rivals.

Is it a BBQ or a BBBQ?

Plus, they probably got sick of hearing Nickleback and Avril Lavigne on the radio 24/7... Who the hell knows... they probably have something against Bryan Adams as well... I'll be honest, after hearing "Run to You" over and over again, I've felt like killing someone... but that's what Grand Theft Auto games are for.