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  1. FAPTurbo

    Hummer

    The Hummer name was on it because the engineers were too embarrassed to tell the world that this pug faced abomination is a Dodge.
  2. Finally, it gets a transmission that's fitting. The Pacifica is a nice car, but it didn't seem right that it had a rough minivan engine and four speed auto.
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    Spied??

    Wow... the Camo makes the car more exciting than it really is! Maybe instead of some cheesy ground effects package, Hyundai can offer a "Camo effects package" instead... You never know, it may catch on! Soon people will be buying "Camo Packages" for their Dodge Nitro's to cover up it's ugly mug.
  4. Because of my income and age, and likelihood of my parents will not put in any money, chances are I'd end up with the midline, non-V8... :fcvxplode: If it looks like that'll happen, I may have to go back to my dreams of owning a C4 'vette...
  5. Motley Crue's " Wild Side"
  6. Keep in mind there are plenty of conservatives like me who don't care if you're gay. (Get married up here if it bugs you.) Generally, gay people very productive members of a society who do very well for themselves. I'd rather have gay people in my country who contribute to the economy and pay their taxes on time than a fat "religious conservative" slob who sits on the couch all day guzzling Molson and watching "Leave it to Beaver" re-runs collecting "employment insurance" and complaining about how gay people and abortion destroy the moral fabric of the society... I'd watch it if I were you... I think she has a collection of handcuffs and vinyl whips... 'whi-pissh'
  7. Run... the guys in black suits and sunglasses are after you right as I type... ... and the dance they'll be doing is to the Stealers' "Stuck In The Middle With You"
  8. Sometimes I gotta use the word ass, as in pain in the ass. I'll also do my best to avoid using Sh!t. Sometimes there is no better word to use. I was never one to beat around the bush, so sometimes I do have to curse just to get my point across. However IMO, I don't think the F-Bomb or worse should be tolerated. I don't advocate banning, but a mod should step in. Plus, there's always the emoticon...
  9. As much as I dislike Toyota and Hybrid's in general, this car deserves credit where credit is due. It's a reasonably priced family sedan that offers space that will allow mom and dad to get the kids from soccer practice to a hockey game, or let them get around the city with relative ease. Isn't that what most people want and need these days? Plus, they may end up saving some cash at the pumps and enjoy the feeling that they are helping to do their part for the environment. Now I'd never buy one, and I'd rather have a fire breathing V8, but GM should be offering a vehicle similar to this. Yes they have the Vue... but a possible hybrid Malibu?... that makes sugar-free iced milk look like a day (or night!) in Cabo...
  10. I hate these articles... because they always remind me that I had to be smart to go to UBC and despite the fact that I live a stones throw away from it, I have to go across town to the "lesser" university filled with the hippie-dippie types who preach pinko-ism and tree-huggery... UBC's science dept has broken much ground in cancer prevention and medicine in general... SFU's (mine) science dept seems more keen in finding ways to get more liquor in your system, faster...
  11. I wonder what this guy would've said or thought about the Chrysler 300 and Dodge Magnum... Chances are, North America may have proved him wrong on that one...
  12. Right Now, I am reading the Donkey Kong Country instruction booklet because I have never seen a blue life balloon before.... Before that, I was reading Richard Clarke's "Against All Enemies"
  13. So I wonder. Will the Chevy's in Russia drive You?
  14. Heh... my Dad's old Dodge Dart did the same thing and it didn't even need a computer chip!
  15. I often wish there was a tongue in cheek emoticon.
  16. I don't think so... And if it turns out I'm wrong, I doubt Intelligent life would really want to contact us. Two reasons... one, our race is kinda mean and two... they likely have wireless internet and have been to YouTube and seen that we're also kinda dumb... Besides... ever notice how it's people in the deep south who only seem to claim they were abducted. You never hear of a Japanese person or African dude getting abducted...
  17. Now Subaru is testing electric cars that recharge to 80% capacity in 15 minutes. http://www.jalopnik.com/cars/alternative-e...ment-127242.php This means that my iPod Nano charges slower
  18. Now, THAT's an improvement.
  19. So does that give the IS turbo mode or God Mode?... ... or does it let you play Contra III with unlimited lives on the Navi system?
  20. Living in Vancouver B.C., it seems like every second night you hear about some idiot who gets injured or killed when street racing. Hell, The street I live next to always attracts racers at 1 in the morning. I doubt this will stop the ricing fad, but it may hopefully prevent guys my age from illegally racing. With mandatory jail sentences and such, not to mention the fact that departments may soon crush your car, I think it'll deter some people. Just recently in Toronto, the Manchesters, a married couple who were celebrating their anniversary were making a left turn onto a suburban street when they got hit by two Honda's which were at speeds of about 150km. Both Honda drivers survived and got carted to the hospital. The Manchesters died instantly and their bodies were mingled in the wreckage. As emergency crews tried to recover the bodies, they found themselves taunted and harassed by the friends of the racers. They were also snapping photos of the wreckage with their cell phone cameras... A New York Police Sergeant said that this sort of callousness is typical. Many street racers will often remark "I don' care officer, it's what I do, I'll take my chances in court." In my country, they often do, with a grin on their faces (I've been to one of the trials), and they often find themselves getting a tap on the wrist. So I hope this bill can deter more idiots from hitting the streets and hitting innocent lives.
  21. Uh guys... all this "research" has got be aligned with stalking or something... What's next? Soon we'll be forcing CD/BP to be following her and taking "spy photos"
  22. tundra = cold, barren, inhospitable and thoroughly unappealing. Hm-mmm... The other funny thing about the Tundra is the fact that its (permafrost) is melting because of Global Warming... probably due to (in part) large SUV's
  23. If it hadn't been for the friendly rep at the Auto Show... I would have died from starvation in the new Explorer. I couldn't figure out how to open those god awful door handles.
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