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  1. Pasta
  2. I remember the first time I saw someone pop his pink golf shirt. He was a year younger than me, drove an Infiniti G35 coupe that his parents bought for him at the ripe age of 16, AND he was an asshole. I tend to associate collar poppers with being G35 driving assholes now.
  3. Ooooh, LAN capability! That mean I can host a huge Counterstrike party out of a GM truck?!
  4. Spider Man!
  5. Jeremy - Origin... Hebrew (I'm definately not Jewish) From the name Jeremiah. "God Will Uplift" Suckers. No wonder I can be such an asshole at times! I'm going to heaven anyway! I can join the RWD mafia, pollute the earth, and rag on hippies and do gooders! ... Maybe I'll go beat up some midgets, and create a major energy trading company, get loads of investors and then perpetrate major accounting irregularities and ride the rollercoaster!!!
  6. I knew this was going to happen... now we're going to have front wheel drive fanatics squaring off against those who stand by rear wheel drive... Soon, there'll be an AWD/4WD mafia because there isn't enough C&G members that stand by either system, but then they'll soon split and the front biased AWD lovers will side with the FWD mafia, the rear biased AWD members will head to the RWD mafia and the 50/50 AWD Subaru lover (s) will be shunned by every group, and will just eventually sell their cars just to fit in. Soon, C&G will be torn into two and the FWD fanatics will take the RWD mafia to court and win the "CheersandGears" name because the RWD crew was too busy showing off each others burnouts outside the courthouse and subsequently getting fined. The Rear Wheel Drive mafia will then try to create their own site called FWDistehsux0r.com, but then it'll have been registered by some Mopar devotees, so instead, they register FWDistehsux0r.ca thus making it only searchable on Google Canada. This is the beginning of the end...
  7. Better stock up on that Ephedra before it gets banned again! Who cares if it makes your heart flutter and heavily palpatate... it makes caffeine and guarana look like Sunny D. Oh, and exercise vigilante justice on this asshole once and for all before he emails BV's email to every Ned Flanders in North America.
  8. Nice. Unfortunately, 2 hours North of you, us Vancouverites could easily get pushed around by the Denmark fleet if they wanted to take our city. I also think the Swiss are plotting to get us. But I'll leave that speech for another day, unless you want to be frightened. :AH-HA_wink:
  9. This system may help seal a few deals for GM. People want their music, and they want it easily accessible. It's a when I'm driving and flipping through my Nano's menu. Usually I am at a stop light, but even then, distractions cannot be afforded.
  10. This'll give the Superduty's grille's something to chew on. At first glance, I thought, "way too overdone" but after looking at them a second time, they are right on the mark. With the Duramax, these things'll steamroll through the best Ford and Dodge have to offer. The bar has been raised baby.
  11. Or maybe they should figure out the difference between a hoedown and a hootenanny once and for all.
  12. I don't care much for the wheels, but that truck oozes class and sophistication.
  13. That's what I figured. And they can build them in Arizona or Utah or wherever. Generally speaking, if something pisses off the British, I'm all for it.
  14. Personally, I don't want to see another Firebird, unless it is well differentiated from it's Chevrolet cousin. I know different engines is likely wishful thinking, but there are other ways to make the Pontiac stand out. I'd prefer they stuck with the GTO anyway.
  15. NitroGlycerin
  16. FAPTurbo

    Hello?

    Yo. Glad to see someone join who isn't a troller or hacker.
  17. SHE - . Way to take down female car buyers a peg. Sure, maybe lighted vanity mirrors may be important to some people, but with a vehicle like the Compass that is pretty flawed and very underwhelming, I'd figure there'd be more important things to complain about.
  18. Bigwheel
  19. I have in two instances, recommended "Anything Goes" by the Guns n' Roses for weddings. I have never been allowed near the singer's/DJ's after the second time.
  20. FAPTurbo

    Guilty Pleasures

    Peanut M&M's and Old Dutch (Candian Brand) Salt and Vinegar chips... Gotta love that MSG.
  21. We had a similarily looney council here in Vancouver barely a year ago which, get this, voted to oppose the Iraq war... They joined other cities like Seattle, San Francisco, Chicago, and Washington D.C... Ok, my city is Canadian, which means they have no involvement in U.S. politics whatsoever. And maybe cities should wake up to the fact that they have no control foreign policy! And now Chicago is going to regulate trans fats and foods deemed "unhealthy" . They are wasting days of city business that would be better spent on... city business!!!... Like maybe figuring out why the bike I had stolen 3 years ago has still not shown up, or why people's cars don't seem to come equipped with signal lights because they sure ain't using them.
  22. Is this what happens when engineers mix a scoop of caffeinated in with the decaf. They're a party hearty bunch.
  23. FAPTurbo

    Chery B21

    I remember Costco trying to do something like that, getting into the dealership business which would be for its members. Dealers complained and Costco has an alternate way of selling cars through partner dealerships. I doubt Wal Mart would have much luck either, especailly with their juggernaut status. If someone told me they bought their car from Wal Mart, I would burst out laughing in their faces, follow them after they get annoyed/upset/humiliated and keep laughing, follow them to work pointing and laughing, follow them to the Wal Mart laughing as they do their shopping, and follow them home laughing until they shut their door. Then I'd just camp out in their yard laughing. I'll stop when I get hiccups... or a court ordered restraining order... whichever comes first.
  24. I figured I may as well contribute as best I can, so I've been pinging him for a good while. However, would he be able to figure out if it's me doing it, or any other user on this site? If he did what he did the C&G, imagine the crap he could do to a regular computer. I still think vigilante justice is the answer. Whether or not the ISP will take this seriously remains to be seen, but these guys seem to rarely catch hell. I'm sure there are consequences. If he belongs to a hacker site, I'm sure his translucent skinned nerdlinger cronies will strike back hard with their supercharged 1200 DPI mouses, and illuminated keyboards hooked up to their GeForce 6600 Motherboard units that will totally pwn all of us in a sea of technological bloodletting ...
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