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I take it you worship that guy named Stan?

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I dunno. I... just... don't know. Maybe the designers are drinking from a water cooler that a Toyota spy laced with LSD or something.

Walt Disney

Yes, Yes Flybrian. They did that joke in Dumb and Dumber.

Pinch yo' sack

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Pizza!

I dunno. But I heard Ganesh has been pounding the liquor and has murder on his mind. Satty... watch your back for a drunken elephant man with four arms.

Allah's going to smite you for that. You'll be painfully smoten I'm sure.

Their engines are excellent. My Dad's powerwasher is totally awesome!

Aw Come one. I think you owe an apology to Daewoo for that.

Only in Canada? The same was said for the *Cough* "G5 Pursuit" *Cough* I'm sure Border Security will make extra special efforts to stop that from happening. Them and probably the "Minutemen"

Well, if I had an airport hangar and theft was an option, I figure I'd just steal Jay Leno's car collection. Lets see him make a punchline or monologue about that. Wait, it's Jay Leno... he can't stop being funny! Anyway, I'm going to be realitively modest 1. 1987 Corvette... 2. 2007 (or latest model) GMC HD 2500 Duramax 3. Go Kart! 4. Russian T-90 Battle Tank (In case the neighours little punks get noisy) 5. M1A2 Abrams Battle Tank (In case aforementioned T-90 is out of service)

An Apple iPod? They're giving them away?... I kinda figured they'd let the car sell itself but whatever. It better be a good model and not the Shuffle or 1gb Nano. So how do they pronounce "wi" ... would it be "why" or "wee" like the Nintendo Wii.

Link (I first thought of ... Triforce... then Mastersword... then Ocarina... then Goron... then Gannon ... then Gannondorf... and finally got one that will likely not cause confuson like Goron would)

Well, yes and no. Time for another one of Cap'n's history lessons!!!Ok. Back in the day, Muhammad was a prominent businessman in the city of Mecca. However, like everyone else, he often sought refuge from the city and ventured into the mountains to relax. Muhammad was becoming more and more disillusioned with the greed of the local trading oligarchy who valued profits and status over caring for the impoverished and less fortunate.In around 610 AD, while in the mountains, Muhammad was visited by the angel Gabriel. Gabriel gave Muhammad something of an ultimatum... he must write the third and last "bible." God became tired of humanity because ...The people who inscribed the first Bible, the Jewish people, killed Gods son.The people who wrote the second Bible, the Catholics, went on to mainly worship the SON of God, not God himself. Thus, this was our last chance at bat, our third strike so to speak. Muhammad was to write the purest form of Gods word... told to him by God himself, thus implying that Islam is the real, true religion. [/end snorefest]Now only extremists believe that we all must submit to Islam or burn. In fact, the ruling Islamic empires in the late 600's- mid first century were very tolerant of their Catholic and Jewish brothers. Why? Because we all worship the same God (athiests bear with me). Moderate Muslim's accept our different (yet similar religions) as much as moderate Jews and Catholics accept theirs. Keep in mind there are Catholics who want nothing more than the Jews fried for killing Jesus (did somebody say "rapture"), and there are Jewish people who despise Catholicism. Also, extremists use religion as a mask. For every Qu'aranic verse that advocates violence, there are at least several that promote peace with all of mankind. Moderate Muslims DO have a duty to repel and humiliate extremists in their community by quoting the Qu'aran's verses of peace.

Why does everyone have to live so far from me! I'd have snapped that up fast. Oh well. Lets hope it goes to a good home.

Aw come on! What's not to like?!?!?! It's a work of art I tells ye!

What?! The crash? Or empowah's listening to NPR?

Ugly... I dunno. I think uninspiring might be it. Even with two doors, I don't think it fits the bill.

Insert "wpb" comment here because of the word "inches" and it'said by Josh ...

Happy Birthday TJ

Yeah. I seriously doubt that CR would recommend this to people. It's not as if they were kind to all imports. They shredded the Mitsubishi Montero and pretty much all of Isuzu. And I'm sure they weren't supportive of Hyundai when they first came out.