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  1. That's a pretty bullish strategy. What did surprise me at first was their targeting Gen Y... ...but then I remembered a good amount of people in my generation that live in my area get mommy and daddy to buy their cars, usually BMW's and G35's for them.
  2. Kevin Federline released his music video. My mind has been poisoned from 20 seconds of it. I figured Rush's "Presto" would cure me... ...Still hasn't.
  3. Um, I think he's just pointing out how different ads and commercials were back then. They're funny 'cause they're old. I'm sure 10 years down the line, kids will be laughing at Budweiser's WAZZZZZZZUP Campaign.
  4. I may be a young truck owner, but I haven't stuck a thing on my vehicle. Each to his own I guess, but I find most of the "swag" put on trucks to be very tacky.
  5. I find the fact that over 7,000 people bought it this year funny. I suppose you get a lot of car for the money, but you also get people wondering what the hell you were thinking.
  6. If it just weren't for that awkward nose and the odd window design at the rear, I'd reccomend this vehicle to anyone looking at a Rav-4, or other SUV... ...I'd also put a word or two in for the Equinox of course.
  7. This just ads fuel to the argument that hybrids are nothing but a useless waste of Lithium Ion and silicon chips. I hope they are just a fad, honestly. I see more and more Prius' every day, and I'm still worried that they're just fuel saving Decepticons waiting for the right moment.
  8. Sucky review. Yes. Will this cause sales to drop? Unlikely.
  9. WHOA?! You mean it didn't come standard with the plastic spinners, neon lighting and fart can?! I've seen so many with that stuff, I figured it was.
  10. FAPTurbo

    20 inches

    I think he'd be better as a bad-ass hyper-misogynisitc, drug dealing, Escalade driving (with phonebooks on his seat of course) rapper/hip-hop artist.
  11. Not only did I have to deal with the enviro-nuts and "wiggers" (skinny white guys who try to be black) and "chiggers" (Chinese guys who try to be black!) and "thai-gers" at my school, as well as the granola enviro-nuts who believed that if everybody hugged each other there'd be no war ... then this "emo" fad started. I was so glad to get out of high school just when it started. Totally up.
  12. It's like 9 megs, BUT it has one of the awesomest battles in movie history! Just until I get some Van Halen clip sorted out or something.
  13. Red
  14. I wonder if Chrysler ever considered that Aspen would invite plenty of Ass jokes... especially in this day and age. Oh, and that SUV kinda sucks ass.
  15. Five-And-Dime
  16. PAINTBALL
  17. Imagine if Chrysler gave away 3 Calibre's (approx. value of that Crossfire) to poor families in the Katrina affected areas? Or maybe a group of very promising college students just scraping to get by. Wait... nah... That never gets on the news anyway.
  18. The Ozzy Osbourne and Frank (or Dweezil?) Zappa version of Stayin' Alive is a trillion times better!
  19. MSN Article "Jessica Simpson wins a new car at VMAs" She also got free makeup, liquor, private jet discounts and more... This week’s example of “The Rich Just Get Richer”: Jessica Simpson. Simpson walked away with Chrysler Crossfire on Thursday, selecting the winning key that turned the ignition to the $50,000 luxury car at the Style Villa, one of the numerous luxury freebie suites set up for celebrities during the week of the Video Music Awards. Besides free makeup, liquor, clothes, watches, private jet discounts and motorcycle leases, the suite featured Chrysler, which offered stars the opportunity to select a car key at random. Simpson — arriving Thursday afternoon — selected the key that started the car. That’s not all she got. Simpson and her hairstylist/BFF Ken Paves went through four floors of swag at the Bryant Park Hotel and selected some of her favorite things, including jewelry and clothes. At the Nessa Lee Style suite, she and Paves made matching bracelets out of charms — Nessa Lee Style owner Vanessa Antonelli said Simpson chose the moon symbol for rest, an apple for health (Simpson lost her voice this week), a peace sign and two feathers. At one point, Antonelli says Simpson asked her what the dolphin symbol meant. When Antonelli said it stood for intelligence, Simpson — famous for her airhead persona — retorted: “Who needs that?” It’s unclear whether Simpson will keep the car: Recently the IRS has started cracking down on the huge awards show gift packages doled out to celebs, and the Emmy awards alerted presenters that they would have to pay taxes on its gift bag, worth about $42,000. Simpson’s representative did not return a call for comment.
  20. (Oh please, Tesla wasn't really a hair band ... I think since I've joined, this argument has come up three times.) Spray
  21. Tesla
  22. I'd still rather that Buick got the upper end van, but I guess a GMC would do fine. I think Saturn would do well with Opel's Meriva, a smaller van which would compete with Mazda's 5.
  23. Welcome dude
  24. Or another Schwarzeneggar film called "Junior" Oh, and it's got Danny DeVito! :sign0200:
  25. FAPTurbo

    Work.

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