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Those are the best ... especially when you watch the nuclear explosions in Terminator 2 afterwards.

Did it have Canadian plates? We got 'em scurrying all over our streets, at least in Vancouver.

You know what's sad? This makes the stock Durango look good...

I doubt it's Google at all. YouTube signed a few legal things and made deals with large companies before Google bought them. Knowing Google, they are going to try and keep YouTube as untouched as possible.

World Peace. That way, I'd be able to guilt trip people into giving me money and buy myself a 1970 Coronet convertible with the 426 Hemi... in that beautiful lime green colour no less.

First racing game I ever owned and played was Mario Kart for SNES...

Conflict of interest... But I wonder if our PayPal account has some cash so we can just hire one. Hell, we all ought to just go to the next shareholders meeting, walk up behind Kirk and give him a good ol' scare... maybe make his ticker lose a few cogs ...Everybody loves surprises.

short people (Randy Newman song... worth a listen)

Well, any red blooded dude would likely go for the 300ZX. I guess if your girlfriend likes it too, then you have a winner. It just doesn't have the extra two doors if practicality is high on the list... but the Prizm should fit that bill.

Oh Jesus, it's beginning to happen...

That's pretty funny. Plus, it does make me think that a standard transmission could be somewhat of a theft deterrent.

It's a south park reference...

Wowee! I get to learn about Mazda!... I'd rather learn about these...

Both Suffer From Mongolism...

Well, he could. Ever watch Beverly Hills Ninja?! The world has never been the same since he died.. .

I doubt GM would EVER do that. If they did, they'd be beaten with blunt iron sticks and torched and urinated upon and torched again by Corvette purists and fans. I'm not sure if Chevrolet needs this... they'll have the Camaro, and wouldn't that fit the bill anyway?

Oh, now I get it. Don't hit your CAR... I thought you found work as Goofy and too many little assholes and their dads kept kicking you in your 'nads.

Except for the rust, that sounds pretty awesome

I think if you can bear with what you got now, I'd suggest waiting until you can get a computer with much more speed, power, and ability. That new Windows Vista is rolling out soon, around Christmas I think... maybe wait until they start discounting the XP machines, you'll likely get some great deals on some great computers then.

I have a nano, and it's pretty good. Transfer is relatively easy with iTunes, but that's at home. Last I checked, you can't really modify your iPod's playlists and songs on a second computer, aka, at work. There are programs that try to give you that flexibility, but they cost money, and they aren't that great. Just fill the iPod up with music and customize playlists at home. Oh, do make sure to spend ten to twenty bucks at a Best Buy or place like that and buy yourself an iPod nano protector. Usually, they are silicone rubber and they slide over you iPod and protect it from scratches and your accidentally dropping it. Best ten bucks I've ever spent because mine is black plastic and would be totally ruined if I hadn't spent the extra cash.

A car that only a third world Dictator who lives in luxury while his people die of starvation and polluted water could love.

256 Megs of Ram? My 1998 IBM Aptiva, Pentium II has more than that!... Save your money and buy a Toshiba or Sony Laptop.

Dude! Does it come with a couple ounces of pot too?!

Any surprises?... I'm actually surprised and somewhat impressed he didn't comment on interior materials. And of course, it's has the rough as a cob 3.7L and a four speed, so he shouldn't be expecting much anyway.