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FAPTurbo

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  1. I just got back from work, and I head back there in 7 hours. That gives me 30 minutes to eat dinner, 4 1/2 hours to sleep, and an hour to eat breakfast and get ready for work! So yeah, plenty of work this weekend!
  2. This could be a big break for you! You want a new car right? Let your mom drive it all over, have her fall in love with it, and then give it to her, and she may consider helping you buy another car! Or... she'll see how much it sucks and help you buy another car out of pity. Either way works!
  3. Canada's not a big enough challenge for you, WMJ?
  4. Love the HUMMER theme!
  5. You guys are forgetting the most important part of this review... the fact that the Sebring sucks ass... :pbjtime:
  6. I know people who used to work there. They've said the incompetence is amazing. On the bright side, they do have hilarious stories about re-hydrating the freeze dried onions with root beer!!
  7. Oh, my God... that's an ugly mofo... It redeems itself by being ugly in a kinda funny way though
  8. I'm sure if you strap a couple pillows to the dash, you should be good. They suck?... Unless if they have the 5.9...
  9. Wouldn't it be simpler to just NOT program robots to 'think'? Hell, why build 'em at all? So some moron doesn't have to walk to the fridge to get a beer? We're fat enough already...
  10. There we go!
  11. Ye-e-e-e-e-e-ah... The Vectra is actually a very nice vehicle, which, in some cases, is leaps and bounds ahead of any other Epsilon. Having seen them in person in both Opel and Holden versions, and been in them, I can safely say that they certainly are not terrible vehicles. Apparently Jeremy Clarkson of Top Gear doesn't like them at all... But he's British so I could care less about what he says.
  12. Dude, lay off the kid...
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  14. Designed in California... Seriously, they should lay off the Ludes...
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  16. I get the feeling that wouldn't even cause Paris Hilton to blink...
  17. I dunno. I liked the big, brutish grille better. The Magnum still kicks ass though, so I'm not complaining.
  18. Fast and the Furious... FAST AND THE FURIOUS!? ... Here's mine... "I'll live to see you eat that contract, but I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your god-damn spine!"
  19. Doesn't an attitude like that make you broke? You had the car for what, like half a year? Be happy with what you got. Seriously...
  20. I hope your brother is smart enough to take a truck instead.
  21. If you're interested, the Civic sounds like the sure bet. It'll just keep running and running. Plus, you'll be a part of Civic nation! And you can be just like these great Civic Nation citizens! But seriously, the Civic could be worth checking out. If you do get it, please just don't invest in a massive fart can.
  22. I actually find it strange that you are willing to move from a reasonably reliable Japanese vehicle to a British built piece o' crap. Then again, it sounds like you were in 'la la land' anyway and you threw reason to the wind, so I doubt you're being serious.
  23. My mom bought a plastic watering can for our Christmas tree that was made in the USA... 14 Bucks, w00t!
  24. I saw this coming, but it's still sad to hear.
  25. OK. I happen to like the Pacifica, but I would understand that it's driving experience might be underwhelming. It is the minivan frame, and it seems better suited to cruising than performance anyway. I guess if you wanted fun, you'd spring for the Magnum.
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