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  1. 'Conservatively' rated of course. :AH-HA_wink: And if you grab it, you might benefit from Buick's low insurance premiums...
  2. If it doesn't have looks that kill, or at least kindle some sort of positive emotion from gear-heads or baby boomers, or a negative emotion from enviro-nuts or Prius drivers, chances are, I wouldn't spring for it. If the vehicle looks out of place when blasting David Lee Roth, then it's a total no-no.
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    They do look cool, and clean too. Maybe I'll consider one... unless I go about making a Beavis and Butthead clip or something...
  4. W...wait? Aren't those the turbo Buick's?! The ones kinda like 'loki's' signature?
  5. Heh, I think I'm doing the opposite... I've been working out for the past year (last years resolution) and I've lost a bit of weight. Time to gain some...
  6. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: @ the Aztec!!!
  7. I Googled 'Mr. Opportunity' and even non car enthusiasts hate the asshole. Here Satty, or anyone else, see what you can do with this... For some reason, Mark Foley and that preacher that got busted for meth, etc. comes to mind... We should have a 'Mr. Opportunity' caption contest.
  8. Usually, it involves me getting the Sirloin Burgers from Costco. If it's cold outside and not good weather to barbeque, I grab the Lean Mean Fat Grilling Machine, and cook them that way. Miracle Whip on both sides of the bun, sharp cheddar, onion slices, jalapeño peppers, ketchup and mustard. If I'm lucky, I fry up a couple strips of bacon to go with it. Those Iranian's don't know what they're missing...
  9. Something to that extent. Last I checked, it was created during one of the world wars to send gifts (hence 'boxing') to the troops. It seems to only be a Commonwealth thing, but it's how retailers unload older stock and have huge price reductions. However, I've seen people argue over who gets the last LCD TV in the store and fight about it, so it might have something to do with the sport of 'boxing' as well.
  10. None. Work tomorrow. And I've become a bit of a teetotaler for the past year.
  11. Yeah, same here. I cleared my cache and all that jazz and it didn't work, and I'm getting similar messages like the ones not too long ago...
  12. Spring for Casino Royale.
  13. Funny you mention Domesticated. I happened to come across some of his old posts a week or so ago, and wondered whatever happened to him. I guess he just left because we gave quarter to brands other than GM. Still, I figured he'd keep posting, with a more toned down, less blustery attitude... he did rack up quite a few posts for the short time he was here.
  14. Like very few here, I happen to be somewhat loathe to the old G-body coupes of yore. This thing would be a great pick for some gold wire wheels or hubcaps, and for blasting NWA and Flava-Flav!
  15. Doing work in my workplaces parking lot, and almost get run over by a Porsche Carrera. I jump out of the way and almost get hit by a Boxster. Both silver.
  16. Drives a bad ass Caprice and lives in the D? Guaranteed to blast those punk ass busta foo's.
  17. ...beat me to it...
  18. I wonder... does your ISP give you free storage? You might have like 5 - 10 meg's of webspace with your name on it. Mine does, so I use it. Much easier than Imageshanty.
  19. Somebody's getting reprimanded...
  20. $16,000 in wheels...
  21. Did somebody say Ridgeline? Oh wait, maybe it was Element I overheard. I'm having trouble deciphering your language known as :censored:tarded'ness. Dumbass... at least pick a less stupid name if you're going to criticize the vehicle... I'm surprised you took the time to actually sign up to make your very intelligent post. Post more often!
  22. Guess it would have to be, because judging by the size of the hood, the prospective lady will know she won't be too happy later in the evening... Meh, I'm tired. I'd rather leave the compensation jokes to the pro's on this board.
  23. I happen to think the whole thing is pretty damn funny. I do feel kinda bad for Dodgefan, though, because he'll have to try and find some good in these vehicles...
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