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FAPTurbo

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  1. My favorite RTS is coming out. He's ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ck!
  2. I think there's hope for O'Reilly. He seems like he'd be fun to be with when he's drunk.
  3. Welcome to North America.
  4. There's Conservative and then there 'wacko.' There's Liberal and then there's 'nutjob.' If Adolf Hitler heard Anne Coulter speak, he'd likely tell the dude next to him, 'She... needs... to... get laid... big time... Mussolini would likely say, 'The B*tch is wack!' Oliver Cromwell would have her tied to a stake and burnt, for her soul has been infested by the Devil. Coulter is messed up, and I'm one of many Conservatives who would love nothing more than to see her hit by a bus.
  5. Yeah, but that places responsibility on the voters. That'd be wa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-y too unpopular.
  6. The sad thing is, is when she said all that bull-ish, it was met with applause.
  7. If people just learned to eat McD*cks occasionally and in moderation, there wouldn't be all this bullsh*t in the first place. Hell, McDonald's is really trying to clean up their act, and they still get hell. Burger King is getting off scot-free and their food is way nastier. Prince Charles even publicly said that McDonald's should be banned, but he's part of the British Monarchy, and inbreeding will do that to you.
  8. ROFLMAO!
  9. Good point... Perhaps 'No Class' by Motörhead... 'I Can't Get No Satisfaction' by the Rolling Stones... or 'You're No Good' by Van Halen.
  10. I wish the game had a Mazda Millenia. That way I could slingshot the vehicle into a big rock, :AH-HA_wink: and see which one wins out.
  11. Two South Park references in a thread about Canada. Who'da thunk it.
  12. I have to get me one of those... Sucks I live in Canada though.
  13. Will the Avenger be included in the next Grand Theft Auto as in game advertising, so I can find millions of ways to blow it up, roll it off a cliff, roll it down a hill, set it on fire and roll it down a hill, crush it with a monster truck, see how much plastic explosive can fit on it, or hire a hooker and drive it and her into the ocean?
  14. I have been distrustful of the Swiss for years. How can some little nation in the middle of Europe somehow remain neutral for, like, centuries. The Swiss are plotting evil things for all of us. We all think of the Swiss having such a friendly disposition, and being totally impartial. That's the perfect illusion. One minute, a Swiss guy is giving you a big piece of nougat, the next, he is eating your spleen after disemboweling you. Forget the Iranians, North Koreans or al-Qaeda... the real threat to our way of lives is the Swiss. I'm not joking either.
  15. We do plenty of awesome stuff. *Cough* Blackberry *Cough* Plus, we Canadian s make great TV too! 'Red Green Show' anyone? Or Perhaps 'Trailer Park Boys' We also have a famous cartoon duo too!
  16. FAPTurbo

    Attn: NOS

    Ouch...
  17. Jesus Christ!... That sort of garbage is for 1985 Civic's... not SAAB's...
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