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Rocket - Def Leppard

I'm still waiting... http://express.howstuffworks.com/gif/express-h3t.jpg ... Still waiting...

Ironically, I used to play in a Jazz Band in high school. Not only was I a half-decent trumpet player, but the discipline required to play every note, to properly keep time, to pay close attention to detail... and that in turn steered me onto more and more hard rock where technical prowess and skill are valued over just some idiot screaming. Plus, when I was back in Grade 8, we had to play, 'I'm Just A Giggolo/I Ain't Got Nobody' . Our teacher played a sample of that song, and the singer was none other than David Lee Roth. I've been hooked since.

My ass... can like, barely contain itself.

Rhythm From A Red Car - Hardline (A Hard Rock/Hair Band With Neil Schon?! How Can You Lose!? )

I think there is one key difference... and that is the British couldn't build a car to save their lives.

Warrant - Love In Stereo.

Whiter Shade Of Pale - HSAS

Needs a bigger box to really be useful... But I do like what I'm seeing.

My Eyes! The Goggles Do Nothing!

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well I’d buy you a house (I’d buy you a house) And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) I’d buy you furniture for your house (maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman) And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well I’d buy you a K-Car (a nice reliant automobile) And if I had a million dollars, I’d buy your love If I had a million dollars I’d build a tree-fort in our yard If I had a million dollars you could help, it wouldn’t be that hard If I had a million dollars maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere. “You know, we could just go up there and hang out.” “Like open the fridge and stuff, and there’d all be foods laid out for us like little pre-wrapped sausages and things. They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don’t have pre-wrapped bacon.” “Well can you blame them?” “Yeah.” If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well I’d buy you a fur a coat (but not a real fur coat, that’s cruel) And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well I’d buy you an exotic pet (yep, like a llama or an emu) And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well I’d buy you John Merrick’s remains (all them crazy elephant bones) And if I had a million dollars I’d buy your love If I had a million dollars we wouldn’t have to walk to the store If I had a million dollars we’d take a limousine ’cause it costs more If I had a million dollars we wouldn’t have to eat Kraft dinner “But we would eat Kraft dinner.” “Of course we would, we’d just eat more.” “And buy really expensive ketchups with it.” “That’s right, all the fanciest Dijon ketchups.” If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Wel I’d buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress that’s cruel) And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well I’d buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel) And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well I’d buy you a monkey (haven’t you always wanted a monkey?!) And if I had a million dollars I’d buy your love If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars… I’d be rich!

Impossible. No mortal human can withstand that. Emotion Detector - RUSH

RUSH - Roll The Bones

'Winger' fan?

Stayin' Alive - Bee Gees (Covered by Ozzy Osbourne & Dweezil Zappa)

Hah! I do miss reading those posts... especially the ones filled with these: :pbjtime: He certainly could get standoffish, and I can understand why some people are happy to not see him around. But like Camino LS6 has said, his participation in the music-related threads was great, and I even listen to some music that I would likely have never found or considered if it weren't for him. Plus, his strong opinion could sometimes even get me thinking... and in a few cases... *gulp* ...agreeing with him. As for Croc, I miss the 'West-Coast' bent he brought into discussions. Now we just have 'The O.C.' and 'turbo200' to fill that gap. It's not like I always agreed with him, but he did add some good food for thought, or at the very least, brought entertainment.

Razoredge and Croc.

Ow! Forgive me father, for I have sinned I've been through hell and back again I shook hands with the devil Looked 'im in the eye Looked like a long lost friend Ow-ah, anything you want, any dirty deeds He's got everything 'cept what I really need Keepin' me temporarily satisfied But not one thing I've tried Filled me up inside or felt like mine Mine all mine Yeah, the search goes on The more I look, my world keeps gettin' smaller Staring at the sun, searchin' for the light Almost ended up blind Some only see what they wanna see Claiming victory, oh but that's not me Gimme truth, gimme somethin' real I just wanna feel like it's mine all mine (Ooh-ooo-ooh) Ooh-oo-ooh, really mine (Mine all mine) Come on, 'n gimme somethin' (Ooh-oo-ooh) Somethin', that's mine all mine all mine Mine all mine All the words on the wall look the same in the mirror Every riddle and every clue Ow, you've got Allah in the east You've got Jesus in the west Christ, what's a man to do? They'll find a cure for anything Just kill the pain or numb my brain We see a man speakin' the word of God Provin' to be a fraud. his own church applauds Stop lookin' out, start lookin' in Be your own best friend Stand up and say "Hey! This is mine!" (Ooh-oo-ooh) Ooh, all mine (Mine all mine) Yeah 'N baby you've got somethin' (Ooh-oo-ooh) Uh! An', and I got somethin' (Mine all mine) Hey, and it's mine all mine all mine

Our Guessing Game - The Moody Blues

Yeah, I'm not a huge fan either. I read the first book, and a quarter of the second, but then 'Grand Theft Auto: Vice City' came out... However, it gets children reading, and that's a good thing.

Thriller - Michael Jackson

That really sucks, dude. Hopefully the doctor will give you the all clear, which is the most important thing.

Oh, that's not very nice. I wish I saw more vehicles like that. But I live in Vancouver so the most exciting vehicles around are silver Civic's.

Listening to my younger brother telling me that my music sucks, and in the same sentence, says that Greenday and Billy Talent are much better than 'ancient' bands like Def Leppard and Van Halen. Of course, I whipped out the sales charts of both bands versus Greenday and Billy Talent. I win.