FAPTurbo

Dear Jesus, Please don't let people turn this thread into another "Ch4LL3ng3R I5 TEH WAI 5uX0rXz" thread.

Wow; either that's a spelling error, or GM assumes people my age are all G-Unit, retard wannabes.

I own 11 of their studio albums, starting from Permanent Waves and heading up to their newest album, Snakes & Arrows. I'm especially a fan of their stuff from the 80's (Grace Under Pressure, Power Windows, etc.) and early '90's. It took me a while to get into them, mostly because I kept trying to listen to the stuff from the 70's, when Geddy sounded like nails on a chalkboard. One friend must have spent hours trying to get me to listen to songs like Bastille Day, and couldn't figure out why I didn't like it, considering I was big into bands like Van Halen. However, I picked up a copy of Presto years back, and listened to it while I was painting an apartment suite. I must have played the album over half a dozen times that day. I've been fan ever since.

For some of us, that reaction might include fire, sharp and/or blunt weaponry, and effigies of Bob Lutz.

The J.Lo and Anne Coulter ones are ROFL.

These parents WANT the child to be subjected to daily wedgies, and beatings on a daily basis?!

My eyes...

RR? Is that where the term 'Rice Rocket' comes from...

He's probably completed 100% of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

Man, that kid's bad-ass.

Fail.

Smells Like Nirvana - Weird Al Yankovic

Yay! You have something to tow the Millenia now!

Yipee! Seventeen more bible thumping, nutjob "Red Stater's" coming our way. These people give Catholics like me a bad name.

Just Like Paradise - David Lee Roth

We have these running around up in our parts, and I hate each and every one of them. They don't look that good, the quality is craptastic Mercedes, and you pay through the nose for that badge. All the ones I see in my area, (and I see a lot), have the cloth interior, and few luxuries. That's not a Mercedes... that's an overpriced econo-box. For $29,900 base (Canadian), you can get a Mazda 5 with leather and other options for just over 25K.

You know the situation with China is getting a little insane when one of its former residents approaches me with a tin of fruit while I am working, and asks me in broken English to assure him it is NOT a product of China.

Man, that sucks. You should have fought Xzibit though. Wiggers are insanely easy at winning a fight against.

Thrill of Love - Autograph

We n33ds a kitty t4r3Ad!

From a Maserati... to a base/midline Sebring?! Now that's ghetto.

ELL... EMM... AAY... OOH!

Just finished the 'Saturday Night Fever' soundtrack.