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FAPTurbo

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  1. The people have spoken. Elon Musk says Tesla has taken $7.5 billion worth of Model 3 preorders "This morning, some 24 hours after the first US dealerships began taking deposits, Elon Musk tweeted that Tesla has taken 180,000 preorders. That's $180 million in deposits, and, according to Musk's estimates, $7.5 billion worth of cars at a predicted average selling price of $42,000." http://www.theverge.com/2016/4/1/11346916/tesla-model-3-preorder-180000-elon-musk-tweet
  2. 150K pre-orders and lines around the blocks. Just give up, GM. No, because Cadillac billed A&S as being bold and fresh, yet the ATS was staler than Subway spinach. Tesla has no such pretensions.
  3. That's a Model S... https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9d/Tesla_Model_S_Indoors_trimmed.jpg ^
  4. The rating system is awesomazing. It was especially needed because its 'victims' ran off many vibrant posters, including some insiders who shared insights such as V6's and turbo-four's displacing V8's in the not-too-distant future and OH GOD NO WHAT THE HELL?? BLASPHEMY VEE EIG888'S ARE FORVER HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST SUCH WACKINESS I BET YOUR ONE OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBUMMER'S CAFE REGULATORS COMMING TO TAKE MY CAR AWAY AND FORCE ME TO DRIVE A SMART BUILT BY GOVERNMENT MOTORS UNDER UNITED NATIONS CONTROL!!!!!. !!!11!! See late aughts era threads about: Pontiac Small Cars Government Motors New cars versus Old cars Technology in vehicles RWD vs FWD Society supposedly being in the sh*tter Hyundai Sonata Turbo Cadillac needing a 100K car, but should not have a 35K crossover in order to pay for that 100K car's development Buick
  5. BREZHNEV'S DEAD AND REAGAN'S A ZOMBIE BUT 80'S SYNTHWAVE IS FOREVER https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEUQOTik_WE
  6. OH SHI- GUYS WE NEED A CONCEPT. I KNOW. PEEPS LIKE DEM BRITISH RAENG ROVER SUVEES. OH YEAH! LETS RIP OFF ANOTHER BRITISH AUTOMAKER'S DESIGN. THAT WORKED LAST TIME. AND THE TIME BEFORE THAT! YAH! PEEPS TRIPPED HARDER FOR THE INCONTINENTAL THAN OUR SALES FIGURES.
  7. Fun Fact: 95% of all students would ask for extra homework and abstinence education over a Mitsubishi Mirage.
  8. Subaru's the worst. Aside from the dreary, outdated interiors, their sport-oriented mojo has been usurped by the likes of Mazda and KIA. That's what you get when you go all-in with Maine and Oregon's 'life-partners-dressed-in-flannel-and-own-a-big-dog' set.
  9. FAPTurbo

    A PROUD MOMENT

    They didn't have to because everyone else called out your silliness.
  10. I typically squanch Plumbuses manufactured with organic shleem. Yeah, they cost 25 schmeckles but that's just six-and-a-half rapbuls more than a regular old Plumbus.
  11. ..because the world is full of idiots that don't understand what's important. And they'll TEAR us apart, Morty!!
  12. WE NEED TO BUILD SOME EXCITEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UP IN THIS HIZZOUSE.
  13. Odd how there's cash for electric's but Christy 'Triple Deletion' Clark hasn't money to spare for our schools.
  14. Tesla Model S Tesla Model X Tesla Roadster Zero litres. Wubba Lubba Dub Dub Mafaka's!
  15. WLECMOE BAK BUDDEEEEEE!!
  16. This is a fun drive.
  17. REVIEW SCORE: 0/2, DIDN'T CHOOSE A&W.
  18. MAKE AMERICA GRAPE AGAIN!
  19. It's likely coincidental since nobody watched Demolition Man.
  20. FCA is ineffective and bloated. Just ask Mary Barra or perhaps anyone involved in tracking quality ratings. Sergio's just saltier than the ocn because his giant company's best effort was a mediocre, overpriced electric car.
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