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FAPTurbo

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  1. I'm off to hell.
  2. Base, puke green, 2006 Nissan Altima, with a vinyl top.
  3. Apparently, the Octomom was offered a porn deal: A million bucks! She turned it down, citing that the company was crazy. I'm not sure that'd be all that hot.
  4. I had no idea you liked Chevrolet Prizm's.
  5. ITS TEH STANDARDZ OF TEH WORLDZ
  6. Didn't they learn from last time?! Nice work GM, you'll be on par with Acura.
  7. I see no Pontiac badge, no FWD proportions, and no ribbing, so this car does not offer EXCITEMENT!!!!!
  8. You can say the same thing about the Viper, as they are both relatively 'pure' sportscars. Frankly, I don't think the interior of the Solstice is bad for what you get, and if you want something better, the Saturn Sky is the obvious step up.
  9. Cool! Good to see you back and posting! Actually, whatever happened to CARBIZ? He seems to have disappeared.
  10. Fat - Weird Al
  11. My youngest brother got all Nickleback ringtones now, and has the volume on his phone cranked up just to piss me off.
  12. Never. The technology is just too efficient, and dependable for us to get rid of. Plus, the ICU is adaptable, so you can burn 'clean' fuels like Hydrogen.
  13. My dad owns apartments, and has a few horror stories; a substantial amount of them involve tenants doing their own painting, often not using any form of planning, and choosing the worst colours evar.
  14. I'm not too familiar with the option packages, but I'd get myself a 3.6L with a stick if that's possible. An RS package with the big wheels, and better looks would also be ticked.
  15. I dunno dude... I remember being constipated, literally on my knees, and begging to God, so I think Toyota wins.
  16. I learned that some of us had way too much time on our hands today.
  17. Someone help me here. SUP DAWG, I HERD YOU LIKE EXCITEMENT SO WE WIDENS UR TRACKS N' PUT RIBS ON YOUR RIBS AND VENTS IN UR VENTS SO YOU CAN ...
  18. Why doesn't the passenger get to have their groinal area ventilated? That's like, the polar opposite of EXCITEMENT.
  19. HOLY $h!! 3D GRAPHIXCITEMENT!
  20. A vehicle so EXCITING, they couldn't even sell it in the United States!
  21. Two girls, one Toyota?
  22. If a company does buy up Saturn, I have doubts it'll even keep the name. One of the things that hurt the 'new' Saturn was that the brand was regarded as being populated only by plastic-paneled loser-mobiles.
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