Upcoming Look At The New Renault-Nissan-GM Line

[Shantanu]

First of all, the global leadership in Paris and Tokyo sees little purpose to Buick and Saturn, so these brands will be cancelled immediately. Apologies to anyone who actually cared about them.

Renault has plans to come back to the U.S., and it's believed the best way to do this is sell all GMC/Chevy GMT900's as Renaults. The Silverado will be known as the Renault Clouseau, in honor of the legendary French detective:

The Tahoe will be sold as the Renault Chirac, after the great French premier who stood up to Yankee imperialism. It's believed that these moves will give Renault a volume of 1.5 million units in North America, instantly making it a major player. It will also help Renault be seen as an authentic American brand.

The Nissan Z, the greatest sports car the world has ever known, will gain the Pontiac Solstice as part of its lineup. It will be renamed the "Nissan Mini-Z". The Mini-Z will also come in special Pikachu edition, after Japan's favorite animated rodent.

Oh GM, what wonderful possibilites we have to look forward to!

[pow]

Somebody please close this thread... or at least move it to O-T, where it belongs.

[Shantanu]

Somebody please close this thread... or at least move it to O-T, where it belongs.

F U buzzkill. Go hump a Nissan tailpipe.

[capriceman]

[Sixty8panther]

I think the Sig. says it all... if GM has to partner up with someone,

thank God it's not Honda, Toyota or the Koreans. Even VW would

piss me off.

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