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Well, at 6:30, I had a bowl of AllBran with Yogurt bites, skim milk, lite peaches, and Target's delicious Lemon/Ginger drink (no added sweeteners). Then I went out and walked 2.1 miles, so I had a big glass of room temperature spring water. But then I was feeling a bit hungry, so I opened the jerky with the intention of eating the recommended 1 ounce serving and that's when hell broke loose and I became the juggernaut.
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Oh. Well, Tina Louise talks like Marilyn Monroe, with that high, breathless, affected voice. It would sound totally creepy coming out of my mouth. How about if I talk like Chef on South Park? Any movement? A twitch? No? OK, I give up for now. :AH-HA_wink:
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You have not eaten true beef jerkey unless you've bought some

at a gas station in Maine. I'm NOT kiddin' either. The good stuff

does not have a brand name and it does NOT come in a plastic

bag. It's sold out of a plexiglass box and wrapped in wax paper.

Almost any decent gas station around Bar Harbour & Old Orchard

Beach has the good stuff. It costs $2 for a slice the size of a legal

envelope and once you've had it you'll never call anything else

"beef jerky". It's like a glass of $200 Red Merlot compared to a

warm Bud Light in a plastic cup.

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"...warm Bud Lite in a plastic cup"... OMG, Sly, you actually went to that "Golden Shower" party I told you about, didn't you? I WAS ONLY JOKING! I didn't really think you were into that kind of stuff (it's way too kinky for me). Well, ya learn somethin' new every single day, I guess. :huh: Edited by ocnblu
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I'm going to take a hot shower now and wash off with sandpaper! :huh:

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Funny how O.B. threads seem to end up in some random

collection of non-sequitors like this... :lol:

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That image is very disturbing for several reasons, the biggest of

which is that the bathing suit implies that Chicken's have

v@g!nas, which I suppose they do but I do not need to think

about that next time I eat a Wendy's 5-piece Chicken Nugget... I

mean Chicken Vag... I mean, see what I mean?! :wacko:

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That image is very disturbing for several reasons, the biggest of

which is that the bathing suit implies that Chicken's have

v@g!nas, which I suppose they do but I do not need to think

about that next time I eat a Wendy's 5-piece Chicken Nugget... I

mean Chicken Vag... I mean, see what I mean?! :wacko:

Damn, can't wait to dip those little buggers in Sweet 'n Sour sauce next time! :scratchchin::unsure:
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You're not gay after all then... I mean if you like eating p*$$y

then you're hetero. :lol:

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I love beef jerky. The saltier the better. And sometimes you gotta keep rolling it around in your mouth to get in the right place to gnaw on it a little before you can swallow the whole piece of meat. When you're done your whole jaw hurts but for some reason its wholly satisfying nonetheless.

I've taken in a whole bag of beef jerky before. Its like I can't stop.

L/M meats, Grand forks ND makes tremendous real beef jerky. i think you can even get it on the web.

in fact, one night i spent like 2 hours shopping on the internet for beef jerky, but wussed out on buying osme because its too expensive.

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You have not eaten true beef jerkey unless you've bought some

at a gas station in Maine.

Almost any decent gas station around Bar Harbour & Old Orchard

Beach has the good stuff.

Yes, Pantho, I need to go there...again. I was in Maine once and I loved it...very beautiful. But, aren't there snively Subaru-driving tree-hugging "packaged" liberals over there...and in great numbers? I wouldn't like THAT part.

I can't do beef jerky right now. I just had my lower braces put on today. I once knocked off an upper bracket merely biting into a Safeway (West Coast supermarket chain) deli lunch sandwich with crusty bread.

BTW, Mr. Mass/NH, is the Big Dig done? Is it easy to get around downtown Boston now?

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Yes, Pantho, I need to go there...again. I was in Maine once and I loved it...very beautiful.  But, aren't there snively Subaru-driving tree-hugging "packaged" liberals over there...and in great numbers?  I wouldn't like THAT part.

The crazy part is, you know how they say a lot of stereotypes

are at least partially true... yes many of us Slovakians are

drunks & a high percentage of nerds wear goofy glasses, well

anyone who's ever driven on Maine roads can tell you that

you can't swing a dead cat without hitting a Subaru wagon of

some sort (greed & burgundy Outbacks are the most common)

with two granola bar eating Lesbians in it & a bike rack on the

rear tailgate or roof.

This is SOOOOO true. Not that I mind Lesbians but I just wish

they were more like the ones in my "special" DVD collection &

less like the flanel shirt wearing mullett heads that you see in

these Subaru Outbacks/Foresters.

BTW, Mr. Mass/NH, is the Big Dig done?

YES! :yes:

Is it easy to get around downtown Boston now?

NO! :mellow:

Whenever you have a whole city full of streets based on no logic

at all except for some weird system of where Paul Revere

urinated on a tree stump back in 1769 or some other more

arbitrary system of order based on a 17th century pub, 18th

century Jezebel & whatever landfill/garbage dump was filled in at

Boston Harbor in 1904 you're not in for an easy navigation.

All joking aside Boston & Mass are gorgeous as confusing as

certain parts of Boston may be. Our beautiful country's rich

heretige & colorful history all began in Boston. Every American

should make the trip out to Boston, MA at least once in his/her life.

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