What If I Were Straight?

[Cory Wolfe]

When I was unsure about my sexuality... well, more or less unwilling to admit that I was gay, I had my fair share of girlfriends. Well, as I looked in the local Newspaper, I notice one that I probably would have ended up going out with again if I had turned out to be straight. It was for the upcoming Laurel Queen Pageant for Brookville's annual Laurel Festival. My jaw dropped as I saw her pic and read about her... My, how I have ignored what a talented and beautiful woman she has grown into. But, I'm gay... and I'd have it no other way. Still... for the breeders...

"Mekka D, is the 16 year old daughter of Scott and Honey D (rest edited out) of Brookville. She is a junior at Brookville Area High School. Her school activities include: Concert Choir, Jazz Choir and school musicals. Her extra curricular activities are: Brookville Community Theater, North Clarion Players, John Robert Powers School of Acting-Modeling and works at Angelo's Pizza. Her hobbies and interests are: acting, writing fictitious narratives and scrap booking. Mekka's honors and awards for her sophomore year are Student of the Year, 1st runner-up Jefferson County Fire Queen Pageant, 2005 Jeferson County Idol and honorable mention at iPOP in Los Angeles, CA. She plans to persue a career in the entertainment business."

[Flybrian]

The picture needs to go about 150 pixels lower for most of us to adequately judge...

[Cory Wolfe]

I can adequately judge it on my 800x600 screen... it's better than the 500x400 or so it started out as. So... if you want it to be 150 pixels smaller do it yourself, post it, and prove it's easier to adequately judge.

[NOS2006]

She looks familiar:

[Guest YellowJacket894]

^

[Puts on "Devil Went Down To Georgia".]

"Little girls are the Debbil!"

"Did Ben Franklin invent electricity?"

"No, I invented electricity. Ben Franklin is the Debbil!"

[Paolino]

I can adequately judge it on my 800x600 screen... it's better than the 500x400 or so it started out as. So... if you want it to be 150 pixels smaller do it yourself, post it, and prove it's easier to adequately judge.

BV, he's talking about the location of the pixels, not the resolution... he wants it to be breast to pu$$y, not face to breasts

God, when I think of ALL the time and money I wasted trying to get mine to "work right" by buying Playboy!

[Cory Wolfe]

Ah...

[z28luvr01]

I need her to be about ten years older.

[Nick]

I'd hit it...

With a baseball bat.

No, but seriously...she looks like she'd be a freak in the sheets...

[tmp]

pretty girl.

I never really had this issue, I was best buds with the prettiest and coolest girls from high-school up to the present day, but we all knew where it was based. Even now I have female friends rangeing from 20 something to 40 something, all lovely, smart and talented. The dumbest thing that straight guys do is act like a$$holes towards members of our tribe. Y'all should be cozying up to us: believe me, a word from gaybestfriend can get you closer than six dates.....

[!!!TED!!!]

Fire Queen ?

believe me, a word from gaybestfriend can get you closer than six dates.....

..so hook me up already tmp

[gerardo]

Nice girl, I'm 2 years older ^^.

[ocnblu]

She's an actress, so she's destined to become a fag hag. She'll either be single at 35 (still hoping to change that really goodlooking guy in the cast with her), or conveniently married to a closet case with two adopted children from a different ethnic background. It's that same old story. She could be Brookville's Parker Posey, or Nicole Kidman. Edited June 2, 2006 by ocnblu

[CARBIZ]

Never had the sexual confusion problem, but in grade 10 I dated a cute, straight (no pun intended) A student who had a band that did disco (okay, it was the '70s!), but then she later went on to become the metal queen of the '80s. Kinda makes me wonder about Madonna, y'know the image that is.

This girl I dated was perky, very sexy and a "good girl." Then she becomes a very "bad girl" in metal music? Hmmm. I knew I was gay and I also knew she was safe to date because she wouldn't make sexual demands. Great ego boost, though. All my straight friends were jealous.

[the_yellow_dart]

Man, CARBIZ, way to wreck it for everyone else.

Now that girl is going to expect all men to not ask for sex.

I can just imagine the first nice straight guy who tries to pull moves on her after you - he'll get called a perv + possibly hit.

[CARBIZ]

I dunno, at Slave Day at my high school some guy paid big bucks for her for the day and she made him walk around on all fours all day on a leash. Sounds like some guy could be very happy with her now.

[Cory Wolfe]

Fire Queen ?

Hah... yeah... Brookville Volunteer Fire Dept. has a Fire Queen Pageant.

Nice girl, I'm 2 years older ^^.

Actually, I just noticed this, but she should be 17. Her birthday was April 26th (heh... still remember as well as her # and address ). The paper must have not had up to date information.

She's an actress, so she's destined to become a fag hag. She'll either be single at 35 (still hoping to change that really goodlooking guy in the cast with her), or conveniently married to a closet case with two adopted children from a different ethnic background.  It's that same old story.  She could be Brookville's Parker Posey, or Nicole Kidman.

Um... interesting take on that. Although... she went out with me... and the guy she last went out with, I always had the impression he was gay.... so... maybe you're right... heh...

[Cory Wolfe]

Okay... so the Pageant was tonight. It was held at BAHS' auditorium. I went... semi-regretfully. First time seeing some people since I was... well removed by my own will. I now remember why I did... it reinvigorated too many feelings that even the miracle working antidepressants couldn't hold back. So... I tried to ignore it and pay attention to the girls. Well... she won. I almost left, but decided to walk back in. I somehow gathered the guts to go up to her and talk to her when the crowd died down. It's been years, I tell you. It was nice to talk to her and she seemed surprised to find me there. I don't think she knows what went on with me and school, so I mentioned that I had some problems with it. Well, she then had to go... couldn't exactly catch up then, but she's going to be at the Laurel Festival most of the week and wanted to know if I would be. I am... hopefully we can catch up. I want to come out to her so badly... but I'm kinda scared...

[regfootball]

She's an actress, so she's destined to become a fag hag. She'll either be single at 35 (still hoping to change that really goodlooking guy in the cast with her), or conveniently married to a closet case with two adopted children from a different ethnic background.  It's that same old story.  She could be Brookville's Parker Posey, or Nicole Kidman.

my wife used to work at a theatre......from the stories she told me before, i can see exactly that sort of thing playing out.

she's not 18, can't comment on the looks then, therefore.

Edited June 14, 2006 by regfootball

[Sixty8panther]

Cute...

as far as your question:

If you were heterosexual you might be

driving a Fiero instead of a Mazda.

[Cory Wolfe]

No... My parents still have control over that.

[deftonesfan867]

I'd hit it and she'd never be the same.

[deftonesfan867]

Sounds egotistical I know, but hey im not bragging, only stating facts

[Satty]

I think we have bigger questions to ask, such as:

What if bananas were coconut shaped?

Why dont they make trout flavored crayons?

If Jim Dollinger gets shot on the streets of Flint, does anyone call the cops?

What if BV weren't a postwhore?

Who killed tangerine?

[deftonesfan867]

I think we have bigger questions to ask, such as:

What if bananas were coconut shaped?

Why dont they make trout flavored crayons?

If Jim Dollinger gets shot on the streets of Flint, does anyone call the cops?

What if BV weren't a postwhore?

Who killed tangerine?

Then monkeys would be in trouble.

Because BM would buy them for his low rent cockroach infested motel instead of TV dinners.

No.

Then he wouldn't be BV.

I did.

[Cory Wolfe]

I'm not postwhore......... compared to Sixty8 or Charger.

[regfootball]

BV, her pic, she is quite shapely in the region below the neck. unusually shapely. almost to the point i am wondering, are they fake or is it just a really skillful pushup bra?

[Flybrian]

I'd hit it and she'd never be the same.

She'd become a lesbian...like all the rest.

[Sixty8panther]

I'm not postwhore......... compared to Sixty8 or Charger.

Yeah... I have no life.

[ocnblu]

Yes you do. She's smiling brightly from your signature.

[trinacriabob]

BV, her pic, she is quite shapely in the region below the neck.  unusually shapely.  almost to the point i am wondering, are they fake or is it just a really skillful pushup bra?

Good point...I mean POINTS. Yeah, they're quite high and protude straight out. That's a push up.

She's more cute than beautiful....there's a difference. Cute is Meg Ryan and beautiful is Catherine Deneuve. You look at beautiful over and over. She looks kind of Italian...don't say it, because you appropriately deleted the last name. Also, Vipes, c'mon, don't use the word "breeders." Without "breeders," we wouldn't have BV, now would we? :AH-HA_wink:

[Cory Wolfe]

Okay Mr. Breeder. (blame Chris Doane for that... )

Anyways, no... her... uh... assets are just that. All real. She also happens to be a Christian in a Christian band.. with... her dad. Heh... her boyfried, though... whom I am related to, is such a dirty player. He once f@#ked a girl he didn't know before in a field...

[trinacriabob]

Anyways, no... her... uh... assets are just that. All real.

her boyfried, though... whom I am related to, is such a dirty player. He once f@#ked a girl he didn't know before in a field...

1.

Yes, real, but push up bra, nonetheless

2.

Her boyfriend...a relative of yours...in a field? Is this Pennsylvania....or Appalachia?

[Cory Wolfe]

[the_yellow_dart]

Okay Mr. Breeder. (blame Chris Doane for that... )

Anyways, no... her... uh... assets are just that. All real. She also happens to be a Christian in a Christian band.. with... her dad. Heh... her boyfried, though... whom I am related to, is such a dirty player. He once f@#ked a girl he didn't know before in a field...

Ah, sweet innocent BV. This shocks you? I know a few girls whove slept with guys whose names they dont know. I've also seen a couple do it right next to a campfire with about 15 people around. Worst part is they didn't gather to watch the live porno, they were already there when it started.

[regfootball]

Ah, sweet innocent BV. This shocks you? I know a few girls whove slept with guys whose names they dont know. I've also seen a couple do it right next to a campfire with about 15 people around. Worst part is they didn't gather to watch the live porno, they were already there when it started.

ROTFLMAO

a gal i knew in college was a pastors daughter.

along the way she slept with triple digits. even the good christian girls can put out en masse sometimes.

[deftonesfan867]

She'd become a lesbian...like all the rest.

[roopull]

hopefully we can catch up. I want to come out to her so badly... but I'm kinda scared...

Come on, you KNOW it's better if you let her know. Perhaps she already knows & the two of you will be dancing around the thing trying not to say what's on both of your minds.

IMO, you could be passing up a great opportunity to rekindle a friendship. Besides, chicks love gay guys!

[ocnblu]

Do you have something on your mind, roopull, which sounds an awful lot like RuPaul? :AH-HA_wink:

[Cory Wolfe]

Come on, you KNOW it's better if you let her know.  Perhaps she already knows & the two of you will be dancing around the thing trying not to say what's on both of your minds. 

IMO, you could be passing up a great opportunity to rekindle a friendship.  Besides, chicks love gay guys!

Ofcourse... there's no doubt that I should, it's if I can. I came out to another friend last night and the reaction has made me hopeful. While she wasn't the first I came out to, it was the first time I actually said "I'm gay" to. It made me feel good... So...

Do you have something on your mind, roopull, which sounds an awful lot like RuPaul? :AH-HA_wink:

Haha... that's what I thought when I first read his name.

[wpbharry]

BV if you were straight my life would have no purpose.

You're my shining star

Who I worship from afar.

I want to get you in my 'Bu

so you can pop my porpoise.

[C.H.U.D.]

I'd hit it and she'd never be the same.

Yeah, she'd contract gonnorhea!

[roopull]

Do you have something on your mind, roopull, which sounds an awful lot like RuPaul? :AH-HA_wink:

"Roopull" is the phoenetic spelling of my last name... I got tired of folks mis-pronouncing it, so I adopted the "roopull" spelling in certain circumstances just to keep folks from calling me 'rup-pell' or 'rap-pell...' or whatever. Poking around the internet, the name 'roopull' seems to be unique, so I'm satisified with it... even if it does sound like a certain giant black cross-dressing gay guy's adopted name!

[sciguy_0504]

BV if you were straight my life would have no purpose. 

You're my shining star

Who I worship from afar. 

I want to get you in my 'Bu

so you can pop my porpoise.

LMAO. You have to stop!

[Cory Wolfe]

Is it me... or does that not even rhyme?

[trinacriabob]

LMAO.  You have to stop!

Doesn't even rhyme or have a good ring to it.

Nice try.