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Hilarious Text Message

NOS2006

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NOS2006

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Okay, I'm working my ASS off today at work and check my phone to see what time it is... Well it shows that I have a text, so I read it and it says this:

The police are looking 4 a suspect described as sexy, funny & great in bed. Your ugly ass is safe but where should i hide?

And I just died laughing. Imagine getting that exact message when you're in the middle of working harder at work than you have in the last 4+ months! :rotflmao:

Paolino Apprentice

Paolino

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Thats hysterical! Its things like that, that make the day great! :thumbsup:

bowtie_dude Newbie

bowtie_dude

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I got a text message one day that said "What about the pickles?" From a number I didn't recognize. Called and it was some girl who sent it to the wrong number.

Guest Josh

Guest Josh

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Lol I would have loved that Bowtie....I would have ran with that one for awhile and played stupid for all it was worth!

Oh and that message is soooooo gay :rolleyes:

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NOS2006 Newbie

NOS2006

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You still never told me where I should hide . . .

Baby, after all those screaming nights.. and now I'm just an "ugly ass?" :nono:
Sixty8panther Newbie

Sixty8panther

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I like to stick to snail mail pranks for my fun.

Nothing like sending some Alpha-Male super

masculine buddy a post card that says:

"Sorry buddy, I can't make it to your

Tupperware Party." :P

Guest YellowJacket894

Guest YellowJacket894

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I'd say something funny, but, well, I'm not funny.

:duck:

ocnblu Newbie

ocnblu

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I'll be the first to congratulate Josh and Nos on this new stage in their relationship. Have fun, boys! :smilewide:
NOS2006 Newbie

NOS2006

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I'll be the first to congratulate Josh and Nos on this new stage in their relationship.  Have fun, boys! :smilewide:

Let's see.. one of us is straight (and doesn't date older people) and the other is 4 years older. :P

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