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Charger4U

By Charger4U
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Charger4U Newbie

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Yo momma so ugly when she went to the supermarket the cameras turned around.

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Charger4U Newbie

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Yo momma so hairy her tits have afros!

trinacriabob Veteran

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yo mama is so poor she couldnt afford an abortion when she got pregnant with you.

:lol: RUDE!

Charger4U Newbie

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Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

Charger4U Newbie

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yo mama so hairy u almost died of rugburn at birth

AAS Newbie

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I remember this one from elementary school...

"Yo mama's so fat she uses the 405 (freeway in So Cal) as a slip-n-slide"

Charger4U Newbie

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Your momma/girlfriend so ugly i can have sex with her in any position and its still considered doggie style!

Charger4U Newbie

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your momma so nasty her tits give sour milk!

Charger4U Newbie

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Flys moms so hairy,

she spread her legs and said, "We're going to Bush Gardens."

Croc Newbie

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Yo mommas so fat when you want to kiss her you gotta punch her in the belly and ride the third wave

only 3?? daaaaaaaayum yo mama makes her look anorexic!
Turbojett Newbie

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Your momma's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

THAT's the other one I was trying to remember!!!!

Damn you Fly, and your superior memory retention!! :hissyfit:

Bimmer325 Newbie

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Yo' momma's so dumb she thought Cheerios were donut seeds.

Satty Newbie

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yo mama is so poor she couldnt afford an abortion when she got pregnant with you.

I just sent that as a text message to just about everyone in my phone.
w00t_man Newbie

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Sticks and stones may break my bones...but so did your mom in bed, she's so fat.

Yo momma's like a shotgun. One cock and she blows.

What's the difference between yo momma and a 747? Not everyone's had a ride on a 747.

Charger4U Newbie

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Yo mama so fat she cant even see her own dick

04monteintimidator Newbie

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yo momma so huge... she uses the ZAP Xebra as roller skates...

Sixty8panther Newbie

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Yo mamma's underwear is so crusty her crabs ride dirt bikes.

Yo mamma is so fat she was baptised at sea world.

Yo momma so stupid I said "penny for your thoughts" & she gave me back change.

personal favorite:

Yo momma so fat she eats mayonase with her tylenol!

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