"First Day of Fishing" with BV

[Cory Wolfe]

First Day Of Fishing
By BV

All across the beautiful state of Pennsylvania, people came out on April 15 to celebrate the first day of fishing. Obviously that meant reveilling their homosexuality, but it also meant they had to get ready for this wonderous day. Here, I and my alter-ego... which means just that, BV, will help get you ready... from preparing yourself to finding your spot. After that, I might fill you in on the fishing part, too.

First off, you must find a spot to go fishing.

You don't want someplace that will attract crowds... You never know what bodily fluids may be floating around in the water. You don't want no gang-bangs. Unless you like that, stay away.





You don't want someplace near towns either... Pollution runs amuck. You want to be disease free. Atleast bring your wrubbers if you absolutely must pick a place like this. That will keep you safe.






You don't want anywhere near electric lines, as well... Not only do they give off secret microbetatheta-waves that makes getting what you come for less likely (who can compete?), you also won't get shocked.



You definitely want to find a nice place upstream from those... that's secluded. Here, the sex.. I mean fishing... will be great.




Second, you need to find shelter for you to prepare yourself and sleep the night before, near the spot you picked out. Anywhere will do... you can camp out and pitch a tent with your buddy or you can stay at your Grandparent's house. Atleast there you won't get bit while masturbating... well, unless you like that sort of thing. You also get unlimited free food. Oh yeah!



Next, you need your gear. Poles... lures and some bait, too. Wrubbers would be a good thing as well if you plan on getting in with your pole. Either way... a tackle box is a must to keep your stuff in.



Finally, if you chose the right spot, you'll most likely need a vehicle to get you to your perfect spot.

An example of one not to choose:



Not only will your Grandma's Jeff Gordon accessorized Cobalt have trouble going where you need to, it will attract too many people. Don't let either happen... maybe if you replace those JG things with Jeep things, aka camo, you might be fine.

An example of one to choose:



While a regular ATV has it's advantages (like being able to cuddle while riding), this one is bigger. Size matters. It is also more powerful and has nice ass. There's lots of room in there, too, for your pole among other things.

One last thing...



If you have a desperate need for speed... do it the night before you fish. Lasting longer in sex... I mean fishing... is the key to figuring this entire "fishing" thing out. So, just follow these excellent guidlines and you will set yourself up for a great day of fishing on the first day. Of course... you have until the end of the year... so no hurry.

Disclaimer: These are only guidlines for Pennsylvanians who dabble in extra-sexcular activities. Canadians and Californians need not apply. Otherwise, be careful and remember: not following these exactly may cause problems. BV is not responsible, therefore he is exempt from any charges should you get a disease from fishing, etc. Edited April 18, 2006 by blackviper8891

[Cory Wolfe]

Personally, I hate fish. Taste nasty.

[Chris_Doane]

First Day Of Fishing

By BV

All across the beautiful state of Pennsylvania, people came out on April 15 to celebrate the first day of fishing. Obviously that meant reveiling their homosexuality, but it also meant they had to get ready for this wonderous day.

Fishing and coming out...the perfect combo

[Guest Josh]

That post is f@#king hilarious!

[Guest YellowJacket894]

This whole thread is a laugh-fest, I'll give you that.

[Croc]

har dee har har...yea im craving some sushi now...damn you BV damn you

[04monteintimidator]

hahahah amazing... simply amazing... thanks for the laff BV

[regfootball]

That post is f@#king hilarious!

i know, and i don't even still get 2/3 of it!

"you can camp out and pitch a tent with your buddy"

ROTFLMAO

[ocnblu]

Yup, just like Brokeback Mountain. "Be back in a few days, honey, me and the boys are goin' fishin'!" Yeah, they'll have their rods out, but they ain't hookin' no fish!

[Brandon Lutz]

Yup, just like Brokeback Mountain.  "Be back in a few days, honey, me and the boys are goin' fishin'!"  Yeah, they'll have their rods out, but they ain't hookin' no fish!

That is, unless of course, they like that sorta thing

[daves87rs]

That post is f@#king hilarious!

yep.

I guess JG could fit in there...pole position and all...

wow-that sounded quite bad....

[Cory Wolfe]

So... no one wants to comment on fishing? Just the gay part?

[Cremazie]

So... no one wants to comment on fishing? Just the gay part?

The gay part is more fun than fishing

That being said, I like fishing in the ocean, but freshwater fishing kinda sucks because of the flies.. unless there is more than fishing..