Kohl's inhumanely reminds me The Day of Insanity is near

[Blake Noble]

I don't know how to describe how angry I became when I had to watch this ad (the batteries in my remote had died and, by the time I had decided to change the channels myself, it was already too late). Personally, I didn't want to be reminded of Black Friday. I didn't want to be reminded that Thanksgiving has become nothing more than a national holiday where people don't so much as cherish the opportunity to spend the day with their family and loved ones and instead just eat massive quantities of food so that they can muster up the strength to wait in line in front of a department store where they'll ultimately be trampled to death to buy some piece of $h! low-quality good they'll still have to pay an asinine amount of money for. On top of that, I didn't want to be reminded of "Friday" (the song, not the day of the week in general).

So thank you, Kohl's, for taking a horrible internet meme and making an outright inhumane television commercial out of it. For all that this 30-second canoe ride on the $h! River implies, I hope that, if there is a God Almighty, the Occupy movement grows so damn huge it makes this Black Friday redder than the ass on a baboon.

Burn in Hell Kohl's.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGiQzPi0f_E

Edited November 22, 2011 by black-knight

[daves87rs]

Yep.....

[vonVeezelsnider]

Just saw this ad on TV for the first time tonight. Bleh.

[FAPTurbo]

[Blake Noble]

How do you want to be fed? Would you rather I put your kibble in a bowl or just dump it out in the floor at your feet?

[pow]

I don't view Kohls, WalMart, et al. as stores anymore -- so much as just giant outlets for China's factories, and their rejects no less.

[Robert Hall]

I have no interest in Black Friday shopping nonsense....going to have a quiet 4 day weekend at home w/ family....if I do any shopping, it will be online.

[SAmadei]

I have no interest in Black Friday shopping nonsense....going to have a quiet 4 day weekend at home w/ family....if I do any shopping, it will be online.

Yeah, I stick to online generally, too. I only go live to Black Friday sales when I feel to need to chuck stranglers around a store. Its not pretty when the Yeti (me) shows up for the sale.

[z28luvr01]

I have carts at Amazon, Bed/Bath/Beyond, and Walmart (ugh) loaded and ready to be checked out before the end of the day. That takes care of everyone. Once it all comes in, I'll take a trip to the local dollar store for some wrapping paper, print my own labels, and that'll be it.

[Camino LS6]

I've always done christmas shopping the way it should be done: on Christmas Eve.

4 hours at most.

[FAPTurbo]

How do you want to be fed? Would you rather I put your kibble in a bowl or just dump it out in the floor at your feet?

Whichever one is more FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN!!

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[the_yellow_dart]

Kohl's. Black Friday. We have neither. Jealous?

[Turbojett]

actually...yes.