YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Intrepidation]

Frank: The victim was found with semen in her ear

Horatio: Well, I guess you could say she

*puts on glasses*

heard him cumming

YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH­!!!!

[FAPTurbo]

Frank: "We found Justin Bieber dead, before his concert..."

Horatio: "I guess you could say, our killer...

*Puts on Glasses*

Was Justin time."

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

[Robert Hall]

Hmmm..CSI Miami? (Horatio)

[FAPTurbo]

Frank: "The victim's left hand side was entirely severed off"

Horatio: "Sounds like the victim...

*Puts on Sunglasses*

... Is all right."

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

[§carlet §wordfish]

[Intrepidation]

[daves87rs]

[Intrepidation]

"Sir, we found Charlie Sheen dead. The cause was a cocaine overdose; how much did he have?"

"Enough to kill......

*puts on sunglasses*

.......two and a half men."

YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[FAPTurbo]

He was murdered, at his table, in this McDonalds.

I guess you could say...

*Sunglasses*

... He didn't have a Happy Meal.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Robert Hall]

..

[Croc]

I f@#king hate CSI

[FUTURE_OF_GM]

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!

I guess that 'joke' avatar description from back in the day wasn't too far off.

Edited March 27, 2011 by Oldsmoboi
removed unapproved post

[PurdueGuy]

I f@#king hate CSI

I hate CSI Miami (which this is making fun of), but enjoy the original, and don't mind occasionally watching NY. but yeah, the character these jokes are making fun of is just a giant slice of CHEESE.

[FAPTurbo]

According to this bone fragment, it appears the victim put up a fight, managing to cut into their attacker's shoulder blade before succumbing.

Lieutenant, it appears our murderer...

*Sunglasses*

... Has a real chip on their shoulder.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Croc]

I f@#king hate CSI

I hate CSI Miami (which this is making fun of), but enjoy the original, and don't mind occasionally watching NY. but yeah, the character these jokes are making fun of is just a giant slice of CHEESE.

Even the original one was pretty cheesy. I remember when that came out and was super big back in 2003/2004 and we watched it in my high school biotechnology class. I remember it was the furries episode...and while watchable, it was cheesy. Horatio in "Miami" though is just........on a whole another level. Not watchable.

And I also can't stand how "Miami" is filmed. I mean it looks NOTHING like Miami. It's clearly West LA filmed with a yellow filter...the real Miami is bright and blue and turquoise and flamingo pink with lots of deco. The original Miami Vice did a great job with this. West LA just looks nothing like the good old MIA and the yellow filter? Really? Maybe they're going for a "sunny" look but it doesn't convey the "vibrance" of the MIA. I'd almost bet the creators have never even been to Miami.

[Turbojett]

I just can't stand David Caruso altogether. And he really only shows up to make the pun in the first segment, and then you don't see him again for the rest of the episode, until he mysteriously pops up again when its time to arrest the badguy. Gun always drawn of course.

I can't stand to watch CSI Miami. LV and NY are okay though, but I don't really watch them either. I've always preferred Without a Trace, NCIS, and SVU. I always find myself wanting to make fun of Vincent D'Onofrio in Criminal Intent. He just talks funny.

Shame though that the worst CSI got the best Who song.

[Justin Bimmer]

On a side note, I think David Caruso leaving NYPD Blue is what saved the show from ruin.

[William Maley]

On a side note, I think David Caruso leaving NYPD Blue is what saved the show from ruin.

Agreed

[Turbojett]

"Sir, we found Charlie Sheen dead. The cause was a cocaine overdose; how much did he have?"

"Enough to kill......

*puts on sunglasses*

.......two and a half men."

YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[Turbojett]

[daves87rs]

I suddenly feel like I'm in a usher video here.....