Pool and strippers

[Olds Guy]

A friend of mine that I have known for 30 years talked to me on the phone tonight. He and I shoot pool all the time when we get together. Anyway, we tells me he has been going to a new place to shoot pool, which he thoroughly enjoys. Turns out it is a strip joint.

He tells me he shoots pool for a while then gets a table dance. He's been going once a week for a while now. He tells me that a stripper pulled him aside, and gave him her number and said she wanted to get with him outside the club. Now thats a first. I need to check this out when I go to visit him next month.

There's more to the story, but I will leave that off here in the interest of keeping it clean. :AH-HA_wink:

[trinacriabob]

A couple of thoughts:

1.

Did he have to pay? I bet a lot who table dance and stuff hook on the side.

2.

I've heard a lot of them are lesbians. That's what I was told in Portland. They are so tired of having guys hit on them for access to you know where that they turn to other women who will give them the "tenderness" they need. Isn't that a pile of crap? I bet that women who want to "do them" would want to for the exact same reason guys would - for their looks and their body, and that's if they don't look hard and skanky like so many of them do. And then when they have pierced labia....fuggedaboutit.

I really wonder what, deep down, makes a stripper happy. If she eventually chooses some dude to settle down with, what would be her criteria and could she really make a go of it?

So tell us what happened from there.

Edited March 31, 2006 by trinacriabob

[Olds Guy]

The story didnt go there yet.

I will be visiting him next month and maybe I can check this out for myself. She is 19, and he describes her as being very attractive.

[balthazar]

I've known a few strippers personally; they are no more 'catagorizable' than any other profession's women. I wouldn't read too deeply into the rumor mill.

Funny this topic came up- I've been hankerin' for a visit recently. Back when I was a regular, I loved it.

[NOS2006]

I'm in love with a stripper.

She rock, 'n she roll, 'n she rollin'

She climbin' that pole

'n I'm in love with a stripper.

Couldn't resist.

[Guest Josh]

I hang with strippers. There's really nothing wrong with them. I'm not going to lie, I've slept with a stripper. I've dated a stripper. My parents have liked my stripper "girlfriend."

People need to get over stereotypes and see things for what they were. The last owned a G6 coupe, went to school and was very, very attractive.

Just tonight two of my stripper friends wanted to hang out, they were going to the club but I have an early AM meeting.

Strippers are not bad.

I am coming with you, Olds Guy!

[trinacriabob]

I hang with strippers. There's really nothing wrong with them. I'm not going to lie, I've slept with a stripper. I've dated a stripper. My parents have liked my stripper "girlfriend."

Would your parents like it if your sister (if you have any) was a stripper? Mine wouldn't.

I know the money can be good. However, my family would not approve and I would not approve if I had a daughter and that's what she wanted to do. We all have our thresholds.

The ones I saw at the few clubs I've been to with friends in Portland OR were hard and kind of had an edge. Maybe they are different in more upscale clubs. That's not how I like to spend my money, though.

[daves87rs]

I'm in love with a stripper.

She rock, 'n she roll, 'n she rollin'

She climbin' that pole

'n I'm in love with a stripper.

Couldn't resist.

[daves87rs]

I hang with strippers. There's really nothing wrong with them. I'm not going to lie, I've slept with a stripper. I've dated a stripper. My parents have liked my stripper "girlfriend."

People need to get over stereotypes and see things for what they were. The last owned a G6 coupe, went to school and was very, very attractive.

Just tonight two of my stripper friends wanted to hang out, they were going to the club but I have an early AM meeting.

Strippers are not bad.

I am coming with you, Olds Guy!

I went to school with a few...and they were pretty cool (and quite funny)

It's usually about the money, and it is their choice....

It can be dangerous to do, though, not something I would do...

[Guest Josh]

Would your parents like it if your sister (if you have any) was a stripper?  Mine wouldn't. 

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Luckily, I don't have a sister!

My dad and I have yet to go to the strip club together, only for fear that he says I'd know them all ha! ha!

Furthermore, I can confirm that many strippers are bi-sexual. Plus, most of my stripper friends, their parents do know they work in a strip club, and they do know why, it is for the $$$$$.

Honestly? I know more Hooters girls that are dirty than I do strippers.

[Guest Josh]

That's the trouble with strip clubs; it's always "Look but don't touch."

It's like someone giving you the keys to a Ferrari but you can't take it for a spin.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

You just have to show up enough so the owner is comfortable enough with you to take 'er...I mean it for a spin.

[knightfan26917]

Olds Guy,

Where does this friend of yours live? I love playing pool, too.... Hmmm....

And, Josh, perhaps I just need to hang around with you a bit more when I'm in Michigan next . He he he

Course, this thread reminds me of "Scarlet Fever" by Kenny Rogers:

I stood outside the Lucky Star staring at the flashing sign, it read 'come on in and watch young scarlet's body come alive, let her dance for you, cast her spell, you'll swear you can't believe her ... be careful not to catch that scarlet fever'. So, I paid my fare and walked down front and found an empty chair, as I settled in young Scarlet took the ribbons from her hair ... the moves her body made, while the music played, were the likes I've never seen ... Scarlet locked another heart upon her chain....

Now I get Scarlet fever, every time I see her....

...she had a way of making a man believe she danced for only him....

.....

Cort, "Mr MC" / "Mr Road Trip", 32swm/pig valve/pacemaker

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[regfootball]

i hate fake boobs and too many strippers have them. but i like what they do for a living. really cheers a man up. some of them are very sweet, but others are pretty fked up in the cabesa.

has

FEVER?

say it ain't so, kenny!

i hear kenny is quite the POON hound.......maybe he hits the strip bar from time to time also!

"Hey, Gambler, you got an extra twenty?"

"no son, I need to save it for the pitcher of MGD and a few games of pool. I like my ladies free...besdies, young man, I have two midnight shows to do at the casino later"

Edited March 31, 2006 by regfootball

[trinacriabob]

i hate fake boobs and too many strippers have them. 

Reg, analytical like an (what you do for a living).

True. As they lean back, if you look real close, you can see the faint suture line in the fold underneath the boob where they stuck in the silicone bags. Most plastic surgery is hidden in creases...I'm from L.A. where everyone shows off the work they've had done.

I'm with you on this...except for the few who do it for the money and can compartmentalize it away, many have had and will have less than optimal lives.

The litmus test: Not a girl you'd want to bring home to Mom and Dad.

Edited March 31, 2006 by trinacriabob

[Nick]

...so hott...

[regfootball]

[balthazar]

>>"i hate fake boobs "<<

Unless there's duct tape or pop rivets involved, bring on the implants!

[C.H.U.D.]

The strippers around here are sluts. 40 dollar blowjob anyone?

[speedingpenguin]

I have a friend who did the whole "Exotic Dancer" thing for a while, and still does occasionally... strange? yeah....but she'd be strange even without being a "dancer"..... nice? friendly? someone who I'm proud to say is a friend (not for the ability to say "my friends a stripper!")? yeah....

They're not all bad people....some probably are, and some are definatly weird, but not all of them are bad people...haah

[Sixty8panther]

I'm in love with a stripper.

She rock, 'n she roll, 'n she rollin'

She climbin' that pole

'n I'm in love with a stripper.

$50,000 to whoever brings me the head of that singer on a platter... XP made me listen to that song the other day when we went cruzin in the Riviera. God what an awful song.

I prefer my milk jugs real... small or large I like to feel flesh but overall I like size too. I was standing at the local "Smokay Bones" restaurant today waiting for our take out order and this chick walks in.... her jugs were litteraly trying to escape form her shirt & bra. I tried not to droole btu she caught me taking a long hard look. I looked and up and smiled, so did she. In another life, or a parallel universe I got to see those guys close up and become friends with them. :wink:

[Olds Guy]

According to my buddy this one doesnt have fakes, since they are "B"s at best.

Did I mention he's married?

[trinacriabob]

Did I mention he's married?

So, why does he need this outlet? Did his wife pork out on him? Is he approaching midlife crisis? I mean, if he's over 30 (you said you've known him for 30 years), I hope the 19 y.o. is just a passing occurrence and not someone he wants to be with for anything beyond a poke or two. Or has his wife turned into a sn*t*h and he now feels vindicated?

Let's hear more.

[Olds Guy]

OK, you wanted more, you got it. His wife has gone from a size 3 to a size 14 or so. She is on quite a cocktail of meds for mental disorders, which affect weight and libido.

And by the way, we are both 35.

[trinacriabob]

OK, you wanted more, you got it.  His wife has gone from a size 3 to a size 14 or so.  She is on quite a cocktail of meds for mental disorders, which affect weight and libido.

And by the way, we are both 35.

Yep, I knew it, it was one of 3 or 4 "pattern" answers. Thanks.

[Guest Josh]

I would be pissed too. I'm never getting married so I don't ahve to worry about that stort of stuff but I know it can suck.

Just wait until she gets through her own crisis and slims down. Then she'll be a hot lil' MILF.

[ocnblu]

Actually, that happened to a coworker of mine in Maryland and his wife. Both of them were pretty heavy, then she slimmed wayyyy down and promptly left his ass. Their son was like 3 at the time.

[trinacriabob]

I think we can safely assume that if a big divergence comes into the picture (looks, success, etc.) from where a couple started out, it WILL create problems. One of the two feels he or she is getting the shaft.

BTW, what does MILF mean? I don't have all the acronyms down.

[Olds Guy]

Just wait until she gets through her own crisis and slims down. Then she'll be a hot lil' MILF.

Uuummm.... No.

[Olds Guy]

Just wait until she gets through her own crisis and slims down. Then she'll be a hot lil' MILF.

Uuummm.... No.

[regfootball]

OK, you wanted more, you got it.  His wife has gone from a size 3 to a size 14 or so.  She is on quite a cocktail of meds for mental disorders, which affect weight and libido.

And by the way, we are both 35.

she's only a size 14?, my buddy's wife in addition to her mental issues/meds is likely pushing a size 14x2(28). He tries so hard to support her even though he gets verbally abused and she never puts out but literally twice a year now if he's lucky.

So i can see where that sceanrio is fairly common sometimes.

My wife's was a size 10 or 12 in college, is a size 16 now i think, but damn, its a NICE 16. Solid. Built for some serious use.

What i think is lame is like size 6 chicks who have flab hangin off their tiny frames. Who cares if you're small.....you don't wear it well. I'll take a 5'11, 180 pound broad shouldered blonde or brown haired girl with powerlock legs any day of the week over some tiny and thin but soft and dumpy chick. Word.

Olds guy, send my best wishes to your friend. He's not the only one out there going through it.

Edited April 4, 2006 by regfootball

[regfootball]

by the way, we're out on the playground the other day with the kid, and its some new playground equipment out at the park and my wife comes up to one of the kids firepoles and does a complimentary couple of suggestive swings around it and says, 'we need to get one of these for the bedroom'.....

HOW COOL IS THAT? she was joking, but I love her sense of humor! Not a bad couple of swings for a true amateur!

Edited April 4, 2006 by regfootball

[trinacriabob]

I'll take a 5'11, 180 pound broad shouldered blonde or brown haired girl with powerlock legs any day of the week over some tiny and thin but soft and dumpy chick.  Word.

Fat chicks = third leg doesn't work. Period.

Haven't seen the license plate frame around lately that says:

NO FAT CHICKS.

That used to be more popular.