The Devil Attempts to Mow-Down His Landlord With a Ford Windstar

[Blake Noble]

The Devil Attempts to Mow-Down His Landlord With a Ford Windstar

Friday 15th October, 2010 by "black-knight"

They say a picture is worth a thousand words. Yeah. In this case, it makes what I'm about to write damn near worthless.

Basically the story goes like this: The man you see in the photo above, who may or may not actually be the Devil himself sans the red-scaly skin and bifurcated tail, is Jesse Thornhill (quite ironically, he even has the word "horn" in his last name) of Tulsa, Oklahoma. He had some sort of spat with his landlord which resulted in him storming off of the property which he was renting ... only to return shortly in his '96 Ford Windstar. He then proceeded to try and run over his landlord with his cheeky Blue Oval mommymobile. Luckily, the landlord manged to move out of the way quickly enough, and Mr. Thornhill was soon arrested on charges of assault with a deadly weapon.

Thornhill's mother told police that she and her neighbor, who turns out to be the aforementioned landlord, had been having problems with her son. Hmmmmmmmm ...

To be honest, I always thought the Devil drove a Coupe de Ville. I guess this changes everything.

Original article here: Tulsa Man Arrested For Trying To Run Over His Landlord

[Intrepidation]

What a waste of blood and organs.

[ocnblu]

What a waste of blood and organs.

Ew, you think he's had work done "down south", too?

[Robert Hall]

I wonder how such a creature finds employment

[Drew Dowdell]

in a tattoo parlor