~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Haiku

[Sixty8panther]

Hey, I figured with all this crazy stuff like Word Association threads and such why not a thread for Haiku poetry.

Here's the ground rules for a Haiku poem.

I'll start us off.

Rear Wheel Drive is pure

Like the most absolute truth

Yet unappreciated

[Sixty8panther]

Three in the morning

Tired, sleepy, insomniac

Time to hit the sack!

[z28luvr01]

Chevrolet Cobalt

Oh you handle so nicely

on the twisty roads

[Sixty8panther]

Pontiac dear friend

What is a Gee Six anyway?

But Grand Am has soul

[z28luvr01]

the new Camaro

I want it in my garage

It is so gorgeous

[Sixty8panther]

Corvette is a ship

It sails the ocean blue

Kicks ass at LeMans

[Sixty8panther]

Chevrolet Caprice

Is what I want to drive fast

Nine cee one classic

[the_yellow_dart]

GM fours are better

For when it is desired

Power lurks inside

No windup required

I can drive it with respect

No whiny VTEC

[Sixty8panther]

Great one Yellow! A+

Camaro is great for

Burnouts, power slides & speed

Drifting is even better

[bobo]

A salute to my vehicles:

Eye Ess Three Hundred

Inline six and rear-wheel drive

So smoothly it runs

Big Silverado

So huge it sits undriven

A thin film of dust

Beaten and battered

The Prelude just goes and goes

Driven long and hard

[Sixty8panther]

Bobo: Nice job.

General Motors

Performance and Value

American Made!

Edited February 23, 2006 by Sixty8panther

[Sixty8panther]

WMJ: I'm wearing a pair of satin white gloves & doing that Queen Mother clap right now!

Here's one dedicated to Balthazar, XP & my best friend Duffy... the three peole who helped me to realize that deep down inside I want a '59 Buick more than any other car from any other era. Too bad I don;t live in a climate where it could be a daily driver.

Buick fifty-nine

Electra & Invicta

LeSabre as well

Edited February 23, 2006 by Sixty8panther

[capriceman]

Caprice O Caprice

Eats four Cylinders for lunch

But Stays as Land Yacht

[NOS2006]

O my Camaro

Driven hard under the stars

It must be true love

[NOS2006]

America's Great

Chrysler, Ford, and Chevrolet

Ride; you'll want to stay

[regfootball]

bob lutz is the man

fking beancounters, o they suck

josh can't post no more

[regfootball]

o sweet camaro

you are powerful and fast

your balls are so big

Edited February 23, 2006 by regfootball

[regfootball]

its 2 thirty in

the morn already so old

must go get sleep now

[z28luvr01]

The great GTO

is going on hiatus.

But it will be back.

[Sixty8panther]

Infiniti Q

Forty Five Reasons why not

One reason why yes!

[Sixty8panther]

BMW? Why not?

Inline sixes are oh-so sweet

RWD and stick

[Sixty8panther]

Another Caddy Fleetwood Brougham?

Elegence, style & luxury

Yes, it has it all!

[z28luvr01]

Sixty8Panther

Posting about foreign cars

Sometimes I worry

[Sixty8panther]

LOL

[NOS2006]

His pushrod V8

Dude's ZZZ350

Definite Panther

[NOS2006]

Whoa! Quadruple post!

Better stick to my day job..

You know how I do..

[Flybrian]

Let's get retarded

In here Let's get retarded

In here...woo hoo woo!

[NOS2006]

FlyBri makes me laugh

Randomly he's "retarded"

So let's get stoopit.

[Sixty8panther]

Camaro Sixty

Eight cylinder pushrod Vee

Very fun for me

Edited February 25, 2006 by Sixty8panther

[NOS2006]

Sixty Eight carries

This conversation onward

So let's keep it up!

[the_yellow_dart]

You people must know

That Haiku was not made for

Your jibber jabber

[NOS2006]

We represent, son.

Haiku is who we be, yo.

So back the off.

[ToniCipriani]

Ahem... Let me give it a try...

Pontiac G 6

Three Point Five Liters V 6

Yet it has no stick!

[NOS2006]

You did it! haha

[ToniCipriani]

Two hundred horses...

Oh what can I do with it...

Smoke the dumb ricers!

My, this thing is getting addictive...

[NOS2006]

Camaro for sure

Automatic three-point-eight.

And Ricers get scared.

[ToniCipriani]

Two hundred horses...

Oh what can I do with it...

Smoke the dumb ricers!

My, this thing is getting addictive...

Wait... I want to correct this one

Two Oh One horses...

Oh what can I do with it...

Smoke the dumb ricers!

SAE Certified :AH-HA_wink:

[z28luvr01]

Previous haiku

by Sixty8 is not right.

One syllable off.

[Sixty8panther]

You people must know

That Haiku was not made for

Your jibber jabber

Awsome!

Edited February 25, 2006 by Sixty8panther

[Sixty8panther]

Cadillac is great

But Front Wheel Drive sucks a lot

So hard to decide