The Penis: Things You Didn't Know

[Intrepidation]

This is also something I'd expect Satty to post.

[Blake Noble]

Cue "cut vs. uncut" debate.

I'm going to call this one while I'm at it: someone here is going to ask for photos.

[ocnblu]

This thread is worthless etc. etc.

[Intrepidation]

Really ocn? I thought this would erect your interest.

[ocnblu]

...the "without pics" was inferred...

[Intrepidation]

[A Horse With No Name]

I'm not blessed with over sized equipment, but I've never gotten a complaint either...

[Camino LS6]

Once I'm done with the cigarettes, I'll be even more dangerous...

[loki]

Once I'm done with the fags, I'll be even more dangerous...

for those non existent British here. hahah

no offense guys.

[Drew Dowdell]

Number 6 is only half right I think.... the lower half...

[CanadianBacon94]

Im thinking #5 would have an interesting cast.

[balthazar]

'Is that a penile cast, or are you just glad to see me?'

[Intrepidation]

[Cory Wolfe]

My poor little innocent mind has been penetrated. Thanks alot.

[ocnblu]

The cast would prolly look like one of those Fleshlight ™ thingies. No I don't have one, but I've seen a few demo videos.

Edited May 20, 2010 by ocnblu

[FloydHendershot]

Well the worst thing you didn't know about being a penis is you live with two nuts, your neighbor is an asshole, your best friend is a pussy and your owner beats you every day.

Some life.

For some their best friend is an asshole, too

Edited May 21, 2010 by FloydHendershot

[daves87rs]

Well the worst thing you didn't know about being a penis is you live with two nuts, your neighbor is an asshole, your best friend is a pussy and your owner beats you every day.

Some life.

For some their best friend is an asshole, too

[ocnblu]

They're wonderful devices, those penises. They certainly do stand out in that neighborhood.

[Z-06]

Who in our group can do #2?

[daves87rs]

Ow!

[ocnblu]

Who in our group can do #2?

Haven't tried since I was in my mid-20's, I came within 3 inches.

[Intrepidation]

thx4the.info

[ocnblu]

yw np

[daves87rs]

[Z-06]

Haven't tried since I was in my mid-20's, I came within 3 inches.

LOL, the rest are just shy of revealing their (in)capabilities.

[ocnblu]

Yes sir, they are. Shoot, most of us have been around here so long, we're like brothers. I didn't think it was too personal to answer the question, especially since it's been such a long time since I tried. And tried.

[Drew Dowdell]

Who in our group can do #2?

Why would I need to? I've never had trouble finding someone do to it for me....

this is one area where I favor outsourcing the work...

[caddycruiser]

Why would I need to? I've never had trouble finding someone do to it for me....

this is one area where I favor outsourcing the work...

Seriously.

Hehaheh

Fascinating list. Period.

[Z-06]

Why would I need to? I've never had trouble finding someone do to it for me....

this is one area where I favor outsourcing the work...

I am conducting a mini-poll to see if our results match the statistics quoted.

[ocnblu]

A mini pole? Not an image I was hoping for in a thread like this.

[Drew Dowdell]

I am conducting a mini-poll to see if our results match the statistics quoted.

If it's a mini-poll, I'm disqualified.

[Cory Wolfe]

Who in our group can do #2?

When I was young and flexible... I doubt I still could and I haven't bothered to try in years. As with Oldsmoboi... I do alot of outsourcing.

Edited May 22, 2010 by blackviper8891

[Camino LS6]

I'm reminded of the old saw:

Why does the dog lick his balls?

Because he can.