Driver cited for hitting Jesus Christ in Northampton

[Intrepidation]

NORTHAMPTON, Mass. -- The victim has probably forgiven the woman who ran him down in a Northampton crosswalk.

The police haven't.

Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed the street in Northampton.

Officers responding to Tuesday's incident checked the 50-year-old Belchertown man's ID and discovered that, indeed, Lord Jesus Christ is his legal name.

He was taken to the hospital for treatment of minor facial injuries.

Police say 20-year-old Brittany Cantarella was cited for failing to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk.

(Copyright 2010 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)

http://www1.whdh.com/news/articles/bizarre/BO141599/

[ZL-1]

Of course I'm sorry for the guy getting hit, but still... :roflmao: :roflmao:

Edited May 9, 2010 by ZL-1

[FAPTurbo]

Of course I'm sorry for the guy getting hit, but still... :roflmao: :roflmao:

Dude, he'll be on the street again in three days or so. Nothing to feel bad about.

[Intrepidation]

[CanadianBacon94]

"...With my dashboard Jesus..."

Lost Highway

Bon Jovi

Ipod picks this song on shuffle as soon as i got to this page, and i got to this line before laughing.

Edited May 10, 2010 by CanadianBacon94

[ZL-1]

Dude, he'll be on the street again in three days or so. Nothing to feel bad about.

:roflmao:

Edited May 10, 2010 by ZL-1

[loki]

I can haz +1 rep too?

[Robert Hall]

'Belchertown'? What a dreadful name for a place..is it down the road from Burpville and Fartsburg?

Heh-heh...I wonder if this guy LJC has fought Santa Claus...