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Considering I do not have a high school diploma, I shall inquire about fucking magnets and how they carry out their intended function.

I just wanted to squeeze that last one out.

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  On 4/13/2010 at 4:34 AM, Dodgefan said:

Considering I have a high school diploma, I decree that this thread lacks excitement. And ventiports.

Considering I have a high school diploma, I will remind you that it is EXCITEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Satty Newbie

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Considering I have a high school diploma, I have a meeting tomorrow in which I am now determined to use the phrase, "considering I have a high school diploma."

Lamar Newbie

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  On 4/13/2010 at 4:43 AM, whiteknight said:

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Considering I have a high school diploma, I presume that someone dropped something down their floor vent not too long after this was attached to the car.

A Horse With No Name Mentor

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Considering I have a high school diploma, I am amazed at how many people failed at this basic task in life.

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  On 4/13/2010 at 4:41 AM, Dodgefan said:

Considering I have a high school diploma, I will thank you for the reminder and will henceforth try to remember that it is EXCITEMENT!!!!!!!!!! or nothing.

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Considering I have a high school diploma, things are now right in the world.....

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  On 4/14/2010 at 2:12 AM, daves87rs said:

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Considering I have a high school diploma, things are now right in the world.....

Considering I have a high school diploma, I know that can't possibly be the case.

Blake Noble Newbie

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Considering I have a high school diploma, I must remark there is an insubstantial amount of any given fuel source to keep this "hip" and "trendy" internet "meme" going at full strength.

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  On 4/14/2010 at 8:09 PM, PurdueGuy said:

considering I have a high school diploma isn't something I do very often, considering I have a master's degree.

I was sort of thinking the same thing. That's funny.

Satty Newbie

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  On 4/14/2010 at 10:51 PM, AAS said:

What does a diploma for "Candidate of Philosophy" get me?

Considering I have a high school diploma, I think it'll get you a job at Starbucks.

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  On 4/14/2010 at 8:09 PM, PurdueGuy said:

considering I have a high school diploma isn't something I do very often, considering I have a master's degree.

Ya, got one of those also. And I passed my PhD candidacy exam. But burnt out on academic life and left ABD...

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  On 4/14/2010 at 11:36 PM, PurdueGuy said:
  On 4/14/2010 at 11:18 PM, Satty said:

Considering I have a high school diploma, I think it'll get you a job at Starbucks.

lol burn

Then it's a good thing I got the diploma that comes after "Candidate of Philosophy" :AH-HA: no lol burn for me!

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  On 4/14/2010 at 10:51 PM, AAS said:

What does a diploma for "Candidate of Philosophy" get me?

The status of almost being a Dr.? :lol2:

  On 4/15/2010 at 12:02 AM, AAS said:

Then it's a good thing I got the diploma that comes after "Candidate of Philosophy" :AH-HA: no lol burn for me!

... and considering I have a high school diploma, I should have known to keep reading until the very end to see how this plot resolved itself. But I never liked literature.

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Considering in about a month I will receive my college degree, I decided to go on to receive my MBA and possibly my law degree. Only then will I inquire about cursed magnets and the perplexities consociated to their given function.

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  On 4/15/2010 at 7:42 AM, regfootball said:

not only do i have the high school diploma, but i was a star in the HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL.

  On 4/15/2010 at 11:02 AM, pow said:

Not only do I have a high school diploma, I've also traveled overseas before... to Canada!

You two are doing it wrong.

As per official rules set by Mr. Satty it should always start with, "Considering I have a high school diploma....."

-1 to both of you :P

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Satty Newbie

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  On 4/15/2010 at 11:40 AM, Z-06 said:

You two are doing it wrong.

As per official rules set by Mr. Satty it should always start with, "Considering I have a high school diploma....."

-1 to both of you :P

Considering I have a high school diploma, I agree with this guy, although I cannot take all the credit, as bring_buick_back is the person who was originally considering he had a high school diploma.

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  On 4/15/2010 at 12:32 PM, Satty said:

Considering I have a high school diploma, I agree with this guy, although I cannot take all the credit, as bring_buick_back is the person who was originally considering he had a high school diploma.

America was always there, yet credit goes to Columbus for finding it and making the region prosperous. :)

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  On 4/15/2010 at 7:42 AM, regfootball said:

not only do i have the high school diploma, but i was a star in the HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL.

I did always figure you for the drama type....

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Considering I have a high school diploma and then some, I really feel like I should have known to check twice before turning in front of that car the other day while I was driving into the sun. Clear road wasn't so clear once the sun wasn't shining directly at me, and I now have a $4000 repair bill for a perfectly drivable car (with a crunched passenger door and barely-damaged B-pillar) I need to have that is only worth $2500 now. Boo.

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  On 4/16/2010 at 8:30 AM, Croc said:

Considering I have a high school diploma and then some, I really feel like I should have known to check twice before turning in front of that car the other day while I was driving into the sun. Clear road wasn't so clear once the sun wasn't shining directly at me, and I now have a $4000 repair bill for a perfectly drivable car (with a crunched passenger door and barely-damaged B-pillar) I need to have that is only worth $2500 now. Boo.

Considering I have a high school diploma, I shouldn't have smashed my finger on my left hand while adjusting the belt on a rooftop hvac unit today...

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  On 4/16/2010 at 8:30 AM, Croc said:

Considering I have a high school diploma and then some, I really feel like I should have known to check twice before turning in front of that car the other day while I was driving into the sun. Clear road wasn't so clear once the sun wasn't shining directly at me, and I now have a $4000 repair bill for a perfectly drivable car (with a crunched passenger door and barely-damaged B-pillar) I need to have that is only worth $2500 now. Boo.

This has got to be your worst post ever. I'm sorry to hear it. Let us know what you plan to do. It seems what was once a mainstay of the American road is becoming a rarer sight day by day. Sigh.

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  On 4/17/2010 at 10:37 AM, ocnblu said:

This has got to be your worst post ever. I'm sorry to hear it. Let us know what you plan to do. It seems what was once a mainstay of the American road is becoming a rarer sight day by day. Sigh.

Trust me I know. I got really excited the other day when I saw a Gen II on the freeway because yea, you just don't see many of them.

SO...we are going to try to repair it, because frankly I need a car and $2500 doesn't buy $h!, not after $$$ for clunkers. Just what body shop and how much of a repair for what price.

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Considering I have a high school diploma, you would think I would know by now that spilling some oil on the floor when doing an oil change in someone else's garage with a perfectly clean concrete floor was inevitable, and would have put down something to catch it. But, I was too anxious to finish so I could see if the '69 Cougar XR7 would start up so I could take it for a test drive. :)

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Jesus, sweet mother of Mary...I love the old Cougars like that...kind of a neat variant on the Mustang.

And we all know how I feel about Mustangs!

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