News of the Stupid

[ShadowDog]

We all know some men and, we'd like to hope not women, shave while behind the wheel of their vehicle; however, this one takes a whole new step off the last rung of the ladder of stupidity:

Can I hopefully state that this can only happen in Florida?

US woman crashes when shaving bikini line

A US woman has been arrested after crashing into a truck as she shaved her bikini line while she was driving.

Megan Mariah Barnes, 37, was on the way to a date with her boyfriend in southern Florida when the collision took place, TV station WFOR-TV reported.

Barnes allegedly gave her ex-husband the wheel as she shaved her private parts because she wanted to be "ready for the visit".

"If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it," police officer Gary Dunick said.

She had been driving unlicensed after being banned for five years the previous day for drunk driving.

Barnes could face a year behind bars on charges of reckless driving, driving with a revoked license, leaving the scene of a crash with injuries, driving with no insurance and violating the probation of her earlier drink driving conviction.

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[RjION]

Shaving while driving doesn't seem like her only problem

"Barnes could face a year behind bars on charges of reckless driving, driving with a revoked license, leaving the scene of a crash with injuries, driving with no insurance and violating the probation of her earlier drink driving conviction

[Blake Noble]

Her ex-husband was riding along, too?

I want to try to pull some sort of maligned joke out of my ass for that one, but ... can't ...

[daves87rs]