Caption Me

[mustang84]

[Flybrian]

"The sign says 'Parking For Compacts' not 'Parking TO Compact!!'"

[ocnblu]

The truck must have been made in August. They say Leos and Scorpios don't get along, here's proof.

[Sixty8panther]

I was actaully thinking putting airbags on my Mercury Sable but I gues this is anohter way of dropping it like it's hot!

[ocnblu]

But... it's a Scorpio. RWD. Not a Sable. Was the photo taken in Europe?

[mustang84]

Yeah, somewhere in Germany I think. There was an American car show going on, and then there was this picture randomly in there. I couldn't read the description since it was in German.

Edited January 29, 2006 by mustang84

[Satty]

*Boink*

Dont know why, that would be a hilarious caption to this pic.

[Robert Hall]

But... it's a Scorpio.  RWD.  Not a Sable.  Was the photo taken in Europe?

Well, the Scorpio was sold in the US from '88-90. I couldn't imagine having a gas hog like that truck in Europe!

[FUTURE_OF_GM]

Bubba to Billy Bob:

"WOW! Those new tars' shure do cut down on the turnin' radyuos."

Bubba: "How're we gonna get this truck up in the ar to work on the rear end?"

Billy Bob: "Awe, we'll just use Skeet's car, he won't mind"

(I know, they're lame)

[HarleyEarl]

[ocnblu]

Yup, it was sold here as a Merkur, but in higher line trims. This one appears to be a base model, with black bumpers and hubcaps and such.

F.O.G. ...

[z28luvr01]

Two words: Trash Compactor

[ocnblu]

...said the Chevy truck driver...

[Guest YellowJacket894]

COME SEE BILLY BOB'S BAD ASS CRUSH EURO TRASH! ONLY ON SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!

[mute]

"NIGGA PLEEEAZE!?!"

or

"its okay beer i didnt spill my ossifer"

Edited January 30, 2006 by mute

[Ravenfreak13]

to the song "my humps"

"what cha gonna do wit all dat junk, all the junk yo car went clunk"

"now its, its, its a piece of junk, of junk, of junk, of junk, cuz of that stupid punk, tow it out!"

[FUTURE_OF_GM]

COME SEE BILLY BOB'S BAD ASS CRUSH EURO TRASH! ONLY ON SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!

to the song "my humps"

"what cha gonna do wit all dat junk, all the junk yo car went clunk"

"now its, its, its a piece of junk, of junk, of junk, of junk, cuz of that stupid punk, tow it out!"

:rotflmao:

Here are a few more: (More of the same; lame)

from essuvee.com (The safe driving habits source for SUV lovers

"Sometimes your essuvee will want to devoir small cars as tasty treats. You MUST know how to control your beasts urges. REMEMBER essuvees can be unsafe and unpredictable!"

"Set of knobby, knarly tires: $800... 6" Eibach suspension lift: $1000... 2 stage candy apple red paint job... $1500... Showing those pansie handed hippies at the JCPenney early bird sale that you mean business when it comes to parking... Priceless!"

Everett's Body Shop advertisement: "The ultimate way to re-pay careless drivers who put nasty door dings on your Pride & Joy!---If they don't pay, send 'em our way!"

[mustang84]

"Damn imported American SUVeez! Just wait unteel I tell brother Hans! He'll teach you lesson! Your American barge become new guardrail for Autobahn!!"

Edited January 30, 2006 by mustang84

[Ravenfreak13]

It's rude to hit someone's bumper in a parking lot. It's rude hit someone's door in the parking lot when you swing your door open...but it's flat out mean to run over that tiny piece of garbage that your dad had when you were little.

ANGER MANAGEMENT classes start at $199 per session.

[FUTURE_OF_GM]

It's rude to hit someone's bumper in a parking lot. It's rude hit someone's door in the parking lot when you swing your door open...but it's flat out mean to run over that tiny piece of garbage that your dad had when you were little.

ANGER MANAGEMENT classes start at $199 per session.

LMAO!!!

That's priceless!

[Ravenfreak13]

LMAO!!!

That's priceless!

thanks

[Ravenfreak13]

"Look Pa, Junior took the pick-up truck again and almost killed grandma."