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Guest Josh

Guest Josh

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I gotta work today. HRMPH!!!! Oh well gotta pay the bills somehow.

Yes, it's my birthday, you should all take a moment of silence out of your day for ME.

AAS Newbie

AAS

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... you should all take a moment of silence out of your day for ME.

Is that why this thread is so quiet??? hehe...

Happy Birthday Josh.

z28luvr01 Newbie

z28luvr01

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Happy birthday Josh. The cake with naked NOS inside is probably on its way to aaaantoine's house, so I won't be able to get you that. So instead, here's a pic of Elle McPherson and a Solstice.

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Sixty8panther Newbie

Sixty8panther

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Happy Birthday Josh! Throw that Solstice into a nice powerslide on a patch of wet pavement for good measure. It'll keep you young. -er. :)

Guest Josh

Guest Josh

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Now where's the bday wish from my north of the border Canadian hottie :)

Paolino Apprentice

Paolino

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Happy Birthday Josh!! I'm only 6 years and 364 days older than ya! lol

wpbharry Newbie

wpbharry

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SciGuyofMine dont be so coy. You can't fit me in a box. Though I do wrap it before I tap it.

Joshie Joshie Joshiepoo

If you were gone what would I do?

Please don't travel very far

Or wreck your pretty boytoy car

For if you end up stuck in traction

I won't get any Pontiaction

I am so glad you are 22

Oh if only you realize what I'd do

I'd grab your stick and ram that clutch

Shift it hard, but it won't hurt much

I'd stiff my springs but before its lost

I'd clean and flush out your exhaust

VenVen drives me super wild

And BiViper looks just like a child :AH-HA_wink:

Oldsmoboi is a sexy beast

NOS is yummy none the least

All those Cali boys to keep in stock

You know I would want to touch their Crocs :AH-HA_wink:

So many hotties on C&G

But Joshie is the one for me

I want to party with you soon

We'll meet in a seedy motel room

I'll bring chablis and play the sax

Then I'll make you a man up in my MAXX

With hopes we'll meet up very soon

I'll leave you with my favorite tune

Edited by wpbharry
daves87rs Collaborator

daves87rs

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SciGuyofMine dont be so coy. You can't fit me in a box. Though I do wrap it before I tap it.

Joshie Joshie Joshiepoo

If you were gone what would I do?

Please don't travel very far

Or wreck your pretty boytoy car

For if you end up stuck in traction

I won't get any Pontiaction

I am so glad you are 22

Oh if only you realize what I'd do

I'd grab your stick and ram that clutch

Shift it hard, but it won't hurt much

I'd stiff my springs but before its lost

I'd clean and flush out your exhaust

VenVen drives me super wild

And BiViper looks just like a child  :AH-HA_wink:

Oldsmoboi is a sexy beast

NOS is yummy none the least

All those Cali boys to keep in stock

You know I would want to touch their Crocs  :AH-HA_wink:

So many hotties on C&G

But Joshie is the one for me

I want to party with you soon

We'll meet in a seedy motel room

I'll bring chablis and play the sax

Then I'll make you a man up in my MAXX

With hopes we'll meet up very soon

I'll leave you with my favorite tune

:blink::lol: :rotflmao:

Wow, that was pretty good...I just about choked on my Pepsi.....

capriceman Newbie

capriceman

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That is effed up and high quality at the same time; well done! :lol:

:rotflmao: I totaly agree

:cheers: Happy B-Day Josh

(for your moment of silience) (awww you had to work)-_-

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Sixty8panther Newbie

Sixty8panther

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Damn that was funny.

I'm glad I was not mentioned this time. :rolleyes:

wpbharriet Newbie

wpbharriet

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Harry! Get your stoner ass home and get back on your god damned meds! You knock up one more cell phone salesman and I'm gonna kick you in the crotch so hard you'll have to stick your finger up your butt and shout "Snake!" just to take a wizz.

Oh, by the way, I'm Harriet. Nice to meet all of you.

wpbharriet Newbie

wpbharriet

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I know you are not bringing that weak ish in here. You aint got no J. Malibu.

Ooh, Harry. You know I love when you try to sound tough. What do you say we take the ol' Malipoo out to Wendys and you can talk tough to me while I spoon feed you you're Prozac. Mmmkay?

wpbharry Newbie

wpbharry

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Only if Joshiepoo tags along. He can dress up like Wendy. Or better yet Pipi Longstockings. We can make ourselves a double stack. Ocn can join too and we'll make it a triple. And we need. A side of BiViper. I love that kind of shake.

Where's my Turbie?

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wpbharry Newbie

wpbharry

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This must be what an aneurysm feels like....

Are you Donne yet? Oh I made myself a funny. I am so witty. Much moreso than the youngin here, agree? So immature which makes them good to invite to my MAXX but not good enough to talk to. I need a mature mind with a young face. I've seen your tantalizing snaps, Chrissy and yum you have got my lens telescoping.

Chris_Doane Newbie

Chris_Doane

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Are you Donne yet? Oh I made myself a funny. I am so witty. Much moreso than the youngin here, agree? So immature which makes them good to invite to my MAXX but not good enough to talk to. I need a mature mind with a young face. I've seen your tantalizing snaps, Chrissy and yum you have got my lens telescoping.

Aww thanks.....Satty....Im flattered. B)

wpbharry Newbie

wpbharry

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Oh my little Turbie how I've miss-ed thee. No, honey I am for real. As real as real can get. And right now I am burning for you. Can't get to you though so you will have to come to me. My Maxx is back in the shop again. More sunshade issues. Damn. Them. To. He.L.L.

I must visit you though. And Joshie. I'll get a rental car. By the way, I get more tail than one.

Chris_Doane Newbie

Chris_Doane

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Oh my little Turbie how I've miss-ed thee. No, honey I am for real. As real as real can get. And right now I am burning for you. Can't get to you though so you will have to come to me. My Maxx is back in the shop again. More sunshade issues. Damn. Them. To. He.L.L.

I must visit you though. And Joshie. I'll get a rental car. By the way, I get more tail than one.

No dear, that's the herpes.

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NOS2006 Newbie

NOS2006

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I know you are not bringing that weak ish in here. You aint got no J. Malibu.

Okay, this person used my word, "ish."

Not acceptable.

Guest Josh

Guest Josh

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Thanks for the well wishes and the harry poking, but I think we can put an end to the Harriett poking.

This weekend will be a blast and the real celebration. I'm off to Saginaw, MI where I'll be staying on the 8th floor of the "Luxurious" lol Howard Johnson Hotel with about 80 friends of mine for Kid Rocks concert that is set to happen at the Saginaw Convention Center or whatever. Doane know's where it is at.

Can't wait to get a fill of Kid Rock that's for SURE!

Again, thanks everyone....here's to hoping 22 can be as eventful as 21.

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